I am thankful for the alarm blaring in my ear, it means I was able to awaken
I am thankful for the dishes that need cleaning, it means I was able to eat
I am thankful for the dirty footprints on my floor, it means I have a floor to clean
I am thankful I have a boss breathing down my neck, it means I have a job
I am thankful.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Yes, even you non-Americans, especially you!