Hey everyone that won't read this, which is absolutely fine because I fear criticism. I guess when you do these type of thing you tell about yourself first so that's how I'll start, but don't worry I'll downplay the sheer awesomeness so I don't emasculate all the other male members of this community.
Well I live in the south and I'm talking deep south where segregation is still pretty much in effect, we all have Rebel Flags flying and people of the non white decent go missing, just kidding on that last part, no I'm really serious. I work 4 days a week running a powersaw cutting the tops out of trees from 5 till 3. I'm engaged to the love of my life, who makes every day he'll for me lol don't tell her I said that and I'm a member of the Klu Klux Klan. Before everyone starts throwing a fit about the last part let me explain. We don't dress in sheets, unless it's Halloween lol, we don't hang people or burn crosses. Those are all sterotypes and it's racist to think that's how we are. I know big shocker white people can be victims of racism too. Going to a Klan rally is like going to church pretty much. You go into a big room with a bunch of benchs in rows you sit down and listen to Grandmaster talk, and he dresses and acts like a noel person it's just an honorary title. The modern Klu Klux Klan is here for one reason and that is to protect and reserve the rights of white people it's pretty much the white version of the NAACP nowadays. Last year we helped restore a constitutional law in Arkansas that said business owners have a right to reject service of any customer no matter race or creed. Not just white buisness owners, all business owners. Still though we will always be associated with racism so it's ok.
I'm a devout baptist. I go to church every Sunday and I direct the youth program on wensday, but I contridict all that come Friday night and Saturday when it's all about coors light with Jack Dannile chasers.
I hate all sports besides wrestleing and football. I love...
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