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Something Truly ImportantSome of you may be thinking, what is this thing, and why does it look so beatifically happy. But that's not the important question. The query that really matters is: Why don't I have one? I am now looking at my exceptionally small pomeranian. I love her, but she just doesn't cut it in comparison to this doe-eyed capsule of joy. You better shape up and stop crapping on the rug, pomeranian. Or your days of being the cutest thing in this house are numbered. Getting to Know Me [Insert awesome picture of scantily clad woman and something with wings here] Feeling very poorly lately, have mercy on your absentee merbadger. (2/20/13) |
The heavens tore and from the area between night and day we fell, to the waters below where we should be reborn and live anew, always separated and forever yearning. |
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