The Common Room

by **Levi Athan** on June 9th, 2012, 7:39 pm

So many Nuits...

by **Paragon** on June 9th, 2012, 10:02 pm

Welcome to the dead and decrepit dating agency, where the living dead can socialise and swap bodies.

Anyway... get back in the ruins Evalin and Rayage XD

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on June 9th, 2012, 11:01 pm

In case any of you aren't reading "The Hard Sell" by the lovely and talented Montaine Redsun, here's a nice out of context quote:

Montaine wrote: Monty pressed the tip of the cone against the top of the piece and pressed gently inwards, forming a shallow dip, before blowing down the end, puncturing it and spreading the hole with the cone. He then put the tool to one side and picked up the boss’ jacks, squeezing them tight and inserting them into the newly created gap, pulling outwards and expanding the opening, his colleagues spinning all the while. Once the hole was judged to be of an adequate size, Monty used the flat end of the jacks to smooth out the rim, his forehead creased in concentration.

*Adjusts her halo innocently*

by **Montaine** on June 9th, 2012, 11:15 pm

Don't listen to her! Don't be swayed by her corruptive charms! There's nothing to see there, nothing but a boring job thread, I swear!

Damn it, Minnie!

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on June 9th, 2012, 11:51 pm

Tee hee ^.^

by **Pash'nar** on June 10th, 2012, 12:00 am

Oh, by Leth himself, I love the both of you right now so petching much for A Family Outing that I could just cry a bit.

That other thread ain't gonna earn you seasonal XP anywhere but your pants an' you know it, Monty. Rawr!

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on June 10th, 2012, 12:08 am

LOL Pash! *hugs*

Also,

Pash'nar wrote: That other thread ain't gonna earn you seasonal XP anywhere but your pants an' you know it, Monty. Rawr!

I think we can be guaranteed that exact sentence has never before been used in all of history. So, bonus!

by **Montaine** on June 10th, 2012, 12:12 am

Right, so, calculating seasonal wages and experience, well, glassworker, competent level that's 10 gold per day, 910 for the whole season and a +5 to Monty's Pants.

Seems fair enough.

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on June 10th, 2012, 12:21 am

We could request they add "Gigolo" to the available job list for you Monty...

by **Montaine** on June 10th, 2012, 12:34 am

Yeah, but +5 to Monty's Pants still means I'm a novice in Monty's Pants so I wouldn't get the pay bonus for competency.

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