Trash Medal Attempt

[Arkalin Konrath]

OH my hobbiy-fricking God, the new hobbit is coming out in December (SoSoon) OMG in celebration I am going to post poems about hobbits and Tolkiens and Elves and Ogres and more!! It is soamazingly-fantabulous.(yes thats a word)

Poem 1: Celebration of hobbits hairy feet

I receive glares
as they lookat the many hairs
on my oversized feet
none can beat
the foot-beard on me
its the
most utterly fantastic part
that can win a hobbit heart
Unlike smeagle
who has a beagle(nothing else friggin rhymes)
Hobbits don't obsess over a ring
they just like bling
and glares
from their feet hairs

Haiku bout elves

We are elves
we have bows and arrows
our stereotype

song bout trolls

Who let the trolls out
Uggh. Ughh Ughh.
Who let the trolls out
Ughh. Ughh Ughh
I'm just trollin ya'll

Puns about Tolkien as a dialogue with Tolkien
Question: What's your favorite book?
Tolkien: Are you tolkien to me?

Favorite Lord of The Rings character poem

My favorite person
has no cursin
he cant speak normally
he is not known formally
he obesses over a ring
with lots of bling
and has a name
smeagle can't be the same
i worship his
amazing trollsis
he is cool
and likes to drool

Smeagle Impression

"My precious. precious. Smeagle likes precious."

This is tons of crappy…err… humor and trashy poems about tolkien. I'm trollin ya"ll. I'm Ogre this crap. lets d-elve deeper.
Poems are art.

[Arkalin Konrath]

my plea to vampires.
Please stop getting tons of movies, because, quitefrankly, they suck. Everyday I see new commericals for more movies. This Must End. go to a therapist about your problem.