73rd of Spring 503 AV
Bob could be found randomly in Zeltiva each day with a different group of people. This was because he was just that free and today he was with a bunch of uptight university students. He did not like them that much but being with them did have some advantage but it came with a cost. Apparently they had a little game going on. One which needed people to go into one of the haunted houses in Zeltiva. Absolute nonsense and they called themselves academics? Everyone knows that there was no such thing as ghosts.
But then Bob was supposed to go there. The night before he went straight up at the entrance looking at all the ruined walls, windows and that wide open door inviting him to enter. No way though, he was not stupid. Waving goodbye to the house he ran away. He did hear something behind him beckoning him to come but he ignored it. There was no such thing as ghosts and everyone knew that. It was just some nonsense made up to scare people.
That was what Bob was going to do now. Scare people. His "friends" wanted to know how he did in the house and he was going to tell them the complete opposite since he did not step foot into it. So at the street they were walking on he started. "Well people, it is just a normal house." Not really, he was going to try and recall what were some of the things he found. At least the beginning will have some truth in them. "I saw ill-maintained walls, ruined windows, even the grass was not taken care of. It was just sooooo long. You'd think the ghost would work better in taking care of his house right?" It was just an abandoned house and nothing more. The fools.
Then he continued. This was where the story starts "The door was wide open and I walked in. You could say that I was the ghost's long awaited guest. And inside I saw...I saw..." What can he say he saw in a haunted house? It had to be both normal but interesting at the same time. The ideas were cycling through his head until someone spoke out "What did you see Bob?" It was uhhhh...simple because what he saw was "a corridor leading me deeper into the house."
Disappointed groans and moans could be heard all around him. Yes it was completely normal until he gave the twist. "Along the way I saw a lot of paintings on the side. Paintings with people all horrified and in terror at something. I didn't care much about it and continued on even when the noises started to come from them." There was a pause here as Bob waited for his audience to get over their gasps from their shock. "I just went on right until the end."
Things just started to get interesting and Bob stopped because he did not think this far ahead. A lot of them were starting to pester him to tell them more and more but he just silently walked on until one of the more attractive girls in the group begged for it. "Come on Bob, tell us what happened" Sighing like it was just a troublesome chore, Bob looked at her, held her chin up to his face and said "Alright but just because you asked so nicely. We will have to go for some kelps later though" yes this was one of the advantages he had with groups like this. Naive girls screaming in excitement even when he was just spewing all sorts of shyke.
"So there I was, in the room at the end and one man in the middle. He pointed to me and said that I was going to be the next one in his collection. Did you think I was going to let that happen? No, I started grabbing the paintings and throwing it at him. I guess those paintings were the collection of people he spirited away because as soon as they touched him, arms came out and grabbed him." Action scene, always a killer. "One of the paintings pointed at the empty painting at the back. I knew it was where the ghost belonged to so I grabbed it and smashed it right over the ghost's head and trapped him in it" and that was the end. Something to scare everyone so much that they probably won't doubt Bob since they wouldn't want to.
That was what he wanted until they started asking questions. "Where is the painting now? We want to see it" and "What happened to all those people the ghost had trapped in the paintings?" Just be happy with the stories and don't ask questions was something he wanted to suggest unless he wanted them to find out his lies. Bob was stuck in a pickle.
Bob could be found randomly in Zeltiva each day with a different group of people. This was because he was just that free and today he was with a bunch of uptight university students. He did not like them that much but being with them did have some advantage but it came with a cost. Apparently they had a little game going on. One which needed people to go into one of the haunted houses in Zeltiva. Absolute nonsense and they called themselves academics? Everyone knows that there was no such thing as ghosts.
But then Bob was supposed to go there. The night before he went straight up at the entrance looking at all the ruined walls, windows and that wide open door inviting him to enter. No way though, he was not stupid. Waving goodbye to the house he ran away. He did hear something behind him beckoning him to come but he ignored it. There was no such thing as ghosts and everyone knew that. It was just some nonsense made up to scare people.
That was what Bob was going to do now. Scare people. His "friends" wanted to know how he did in the house and he was going to tell them the complete opposite since he did not step foot into it. So at the street they were walking on he started. "Well people, it is just a normal house." Not really, he was going to try and recall what were some of the things he found. At least the beginning will have some truth in them. "I saw ill-maintained walls, ruined windows, even the grass was not taken care of. It was just sooooo long. You'd think the ghost would work better in taking care of his house right?" It was just an abandoned house and nothing more. The fools.
Then he continued. This was where the story starts "The door was wide open and I walked in. You could say that I was the ghost's long awaited guest. And inside I saw...I saw..." What can he say he saw in a haunted house? It had to be both normal but interesting at the same time. The ideas were cycling through his head until someone spoke out "What did you see Bob?" It was uhhhh...simple because what he saw was "a corridor leading me deeper into the house."
Disappointed groans and moans could be heard all around him. Yes it was completely normal until he gave the twist. "Along the way I saw a lot of paintings on the side. Paintings with people all horrified and in terror at something. I didn't care much about it and continued on even when the noises started to come from them." There was a pause here as Bob waited for his audience to get over their gasps from their shock. "I just went on right until the end."
Things just started to get interesting and Bob stopped because he did not think this far ahead. A lot of them were starting to pester him to tell them more and more but he just silently walked on until one of the more attractive girls in the group begged for it. "Come on Bob, tell us what happened" Sighing like it was just a troublesome chore, Bob looked at her, held her chin up to his face and said "Alright but just because you asked so nicely. We will have to go for some kelps later though" yes this was one of the advantages he had with groups like this. Naive girls screaming in excitement even when he was just spewing all sorts of shyke.
"So there I was, in the room at the end and one man in the middle. He pointed to me and said that I was going to be the next one in his collection. Did you think I was going to let that happen? No, I started grabbing the paintings and throwing it at him. I guess those paintings were the collection of people he spirited away because as soon as they touched him, arms came out and grabbed him." Action scene, always a killer. "One of the paintings pointed at the empty painting at the back. I knew it was where the ghost belonged to so I grabbed it and smashed it right over the ghost's head and trapped him in it" and that was the end. Something to scare everyone so much that they probably won't doubt Bob since they wouldn't want to.
That was what he wanted until they started asking questions. "Where is the painting now? We want to see it" and "What happened to all those people the ghost had trapped in the paintings?" Just be happy with the stories and don't ask questions was something he wanted to suggest unless he wanted them to find out his lies. Bob was stuck in a pickle.