by Ulric on March 6th, 2012, 5:16 am
Pao, I just wanted you to know... your art is really great. It's difficult to keep from gazing at it for hours on end. In the eyes of that tentacly monster, I see the vast, inexorable depths of your creativity. It's like reading Kafka, or studying a Picasso. I nearly wept when I first saw your visionary design. In time, there will surely be a museum to your glory, flanked by a statue displaying your fair visage, shapely clavicles curving up into the pursing of beautiful, snarling lips.
Humans are unfathomably richer for your artistic genius. It is you, and th fire that smolders in your belly, that separate us from the shaggy beasts.
Your chum,
Ben