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[Xen]

Brace yourself...
an epic fail at humor
is coming

Plus,
you should totally come to
The Falyndar Region

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You're doing it wrong!

Now, let's get down to business! Falyndar is a beautiful, and vibrant region of nature; overflowing with both life, and death, it is easy for someone that is unwary to become lost...forever. And we do not want that do we? Those disgusting Zith without wings could kill you, and thus, ruin our chances of meeting in character.

Things we can do in Falyndar: (TV Tropes style)

We can go on adventures! (Dare to Be Bada**?)
Climb trees to avoid danger too powerful for our novice skills to handle!
(Climb, Slip, Hang, Climb)
(Bid a hasty retreat!) Because things will chase us
Weep manly tears during our struggles for strength, understanding, and character development.
Type threads Rated M for Manly, for there is never enough action!
Have a montage falling in love montage What o_0) ?

And so much more!

So, if you've been swayed by my totally elegant, and smexy persuasion skills. Then post in this here thread, or send me a pm, or whisper to me in chat.

In case of a gratuitous decline of aforementioned offer-

Are you not entertained?
Is this not why you are here!?

[Xen]

ADVERTISE FOR ALL OF FALYNDAR!

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You're still doing it wrong!

I'm back again within the Spring season and before the trails of the Summer season begins! How was the first advertisement? Not enough, spunk for you? Then this one should get your attention...maybe... I hope so they never pay me to do this.

There are still things to be done: (TV Tropes Style Returns!)

We can go hunting and (Bring it Back Alive!)
Engage in (The Chase) to takedown prey or a foe, who dares to test our novice skills.

In Zinrah or in the Jungle Wilds we may end up (Chased By Angry Natives) for our misdeeds or righteous endeavors.

We can engage in a (Cooking Duel) and vomit at the pure and utter deliciousness of our food.

(Hilarity Ensues) during our missions, and or, tasks in the jungle.

And Despite The Plan we can make the thread go in a weird direction, and neither us the writers, or the readers will know how it ends!

Do you have something awesome in mind? If so, send me a Pm! I don't bite, and I'll see what we can do, if you have nothing on your mind.

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