Do you want a child?

[Sam Mentes]

Hello, is your character about to have a baby, but you don't know anyone who will be the child?
Tired of having children and RPing them yourself?
Well, right now, a limited time offer is at hand!
Yes, that's right folks I am giving myself up to be a child of your PCs! Any race, any gender, any look... you can even determine what the child should do!
I'll do it all for FREE!
AND NOW: For a limit of 24 hours within response, I will be an apprentice too!
And if you respond within 1.2 seconds of this post you will get a free complimentary handbag!

[Reaver]

I want an apprentice child. I want to steal it, as I cannot create one. The child can do what it wants to, I just like gaining teaching experience. And when you get tired of playing this child, I could always find some sort of strange experiment to end the role. ((An animator friend of his would do it in a heartbeat.))

56 minutes of response, I have a shot!

EDIT: 52 minutes, hey.

EDIT 2: Well, ok.... I'll give you my resume to show you how qualified I am to be a parent.

Reaver's an undead mage who cuts people up in his free time. His job request is still pending and he spends most of his day looking for people to assist. He's rather forgetful and tends to spend most of his time away from his neglected and beaten-up house.