Solo Drunken Adventure Level one: Amphitheater

[Duce Hazimari]

23 Fall Riverfall 513AV He stood in front of the building with two full pints of ale in each hand wandering form the party in the Blue Bull with the sounds of people talking and yelling drawing him closer in. Chugging down what he counted to be his 5th drink 8 drinks after he lost count, Duce tossed the glass off to the side out of sight and began stumbling to the door of the Amphitheater. Steps...There were always steps he half gurgled in his mind as he took the time to lecture the steps on how wrong they were for being steps and cursing them out Tukant surprisingly pronouncing every word correctly as if he weren't drunk off his lid. Taking down half another pint, Duce attempted to walk into the building only to be blocked by a door to which he threatened and beat with the pint glass until it broke leaving shards of glass in his large hand and giving out a delayed cry of pain. "Hello!" A voice greeted him as the door opened. "Shyke you Vagik!" Duce yelled out surprised by the persons sudden appearance, and the smell of ale drifting from his mouth into his nostrils. He stumbled back almost falling down over the steps not worrying for his own safety but for his two pints of ale that he had left. He looked at the person as if they were a being out of this world then gurgled a few more slurred words in his new found drunken tongue before the door holder slammed the door in his face. He idled at the door for a few chimes as the whole scene registered in his mind mildly enraging him and giving him the enough intelligence to learn how to open the door after he had been pulling the wrong way for half a bell or so. "Why hath thou giveth me this burden?" He heard someone call out. "Duse? Is that you?...You won't get in my head again!" He said shaking his head wildly and running onto the stage catching the attention of all the actors, actresses,stage hands, and director. "Excuse me sir but we are trying to perfect art here." The director piped up from the seats of the theater. "No! you must run! He is going to get youuu" Duce said looking around as if he were surrounded by enemies. "If it's a fight you want then it's a fight you will get." He said downing the last of his drinks and flimsily tossing them across the stage."Sir!" The director said now standing up. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. My name is not sir. It is Riverfall beak duck quack and I am here to save you." The blue giant stomped across stage and tore the curtains down chasing those still on stage trying to cover them with the fabric and then himself when he realized that he would not catch them. "Get him out of here!" the voice in his head yelled again. "They will have to find me first. Don't tell them where I am." Duce said first vomiting onto the stage, curtains, and himself before he fell upon the floor in a delusional heap and urinating himself. "I am a women of the law" He screamed out before the stage hands came and dumped him back out into the street where he officially passed out in the bushes still wrapped in the curtains.