33rd Winter - Wildlands [Forest] |
Jayce enjoyed the forest in the day, and felt so comfortable under the peace inducing green canvas above him, that he decided to take a stroll. He'd been holding in the need for the toilet all morning, and he had more than enough decency to understand not to go in front of a lady like Neola. He pulled on his chestplate and grabbed his sword and shield, just in case he'd need them, and set off down between the trees.
The trees were thin, and there weren't many branches, but with it being a forest, the place was lined with unkempt brushes and treacherous brambles. He cut through most of them easily enough, marking trees with small gashes to tell him which direction he'd gone. Eventually, now that he was out of the line of view of the campsite, he unlaced his breeches and started his business.
By the time Jayce had finished, he thought he was crazy. Distant laughter stirred something in him, and he felt uncomfortable and alone, deep in the mass of trees and flora. He couldn't pin point the direction of the laughter exactly, but he headed off to roughly where it came from, for reassurance that he wasn't going insane. It was daylight, after-all, and what Jayce knew of crooks and villains was that they didn't frolic around when the sun was up, or laugh too loudly.
Jayce was wandering along some frosty trail of grass, when he stumbled forward on a bramble.
"Hey!" Was the last thing he heard before he tripped into a nearby tree and grazed his cheek. The sound came from right where he was, though nobody was around. When he'd stabilised himself, he gained the nerve to call out.
"Who's there?" Was the clichéd line he gave. The clichéd response came swiftly, in the form of a large black figure leaping from a tree on top of him. "What the bloody--?" He managed, before he realised that there was in fact a man, pressing him against the floor. Jayce managed to turn his head to face the man that was wrestling with him, and he started with a much more innocent sounding voice than he deserved, "What are you doing? You blithering idiot? Do you even know who I am?!"
"You killed my friend!" Screamed the dark clothed figure on his chest. At first, Jayce had no idea what he was talking about, before he realised that his voice was completely different from the one he'd heard shouting 'Hey' a moment ago. The 'bandit', as Jayce expected of him, gripped his jaw with a firm hand, and rotated his face to the left of him. Slightly confused at first, Jayce squinted, and then understood what the matter at hand was.
Shyke.
'That's the first time I've killed a person', he thought at first. As his mind cleared, it dawned on him what he'd done, 'That's the first time I've killed a person', he repeated in his head. There before him, smushed into the ground, was the yellowy brown remains of a once living being. It was a Pycon, its head completely ground into the soil. Jayce burst out laughing, uncontrollably. He stunned the bandit with his light view of the situation.
The man climbed off of Jayce, utterly puzzled with his reaction. Jayce had to support himself against a tree to stop him doubling over in hysterics. It was the funniest moment of his entire life - He'd killed a Pycon accidentally, killed! The thing was only a couple of feet tall, probably young, and Jayce had mashed its head into his boot unintentionally! As if he wasn't laughing enough already, his mind was racing with funny thoughts when he remembered it shouting, "Hey!" in the squeaky, harmless voice that it had.
Suddenly, passion exploded in the rival from the tree. He had a good reason to, as well - his pottery friend had just been made into a china plate by a blundering passer-by. He unsheathed a dagger and dived on Jayce, who moved enough for it to only catch his shield and knock him aside.
"Stop... ahah... fighting! It's not fair... I'm laughing! Pfft!" Jayce couldn't contain his laughter for more than a few seconds, the more he thought about it, the clearer the memory of his foot sinking into the Pycon's head became. He did however, realise that there was a fight coming along, so he unsheathed his sword. Every chuckle that escaped him caused his sword arm to shake, and he tried his best to steady himself.
Another attack came from the dark hooded thug, and Jayce giggled as he put up his shield in counteraction. The enraged opponent fell swiftly into his defensive plate, cutting his chest somewhat on the shield's teeth. Jayce then moved to the right, allowing him to fall forward (though he quickly regained balance). The battle had begun, and fortunately for him, Jayce had recent practice.
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