Boo's Oghma Infinium

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Boo's Oghma Infinium

Postby Boo Beckett on March 25th, 2016, 4:54 am

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That oh shit moment when you realize your avatar might be mistaken for Shia Leboeuf!

Meanwhile, you're here because you really were bored, or your motor skills are lacking of late and you meant to click on and read whatever informed and intelligent pondering those other hugely talented writers are concocting. I mean really, some of those scrapbooks are far more deserving of your time. What are you still doing here?

Anyway, kicking off this super fun book o' scraps with a shout out to my boy Atticus. If you see him, give him a hearty pat on the back and let him know, everything is going to be alright. Some other things I learned this week:

- Firenze has fire in her pants.
- Balian what's-his-name is the worst archer in all of Mizahar :D
- I am Imass.*

(One or more of the above statements might not be true).

That's all I got. As of the next time, I'm going to use this scrap to talk about stuff I like, dislike, mildly like or dislike, or combinations there of. Also will share some music I listen to, ramble about other stuff, penguins, writing, and all that jazz. So check back if you have a spare moment and feel free to leave a comment.

Except Atticus. Not you. You're not allowed in here, childboy.
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Postby Boo Beckett on March 26th, 2016, 4:26 am

This post died of dysentery.
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Postby Atticus Leslie on March 27th, 2016, 8:25 pm

Ha! Broke your rules! I advanced!

YOU CAN'T CONTAIN ME, RADLEY.
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Postby Boo Beckett on March 28th, 2016, 1:06 am

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The Ballad of Balian Martell
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Upon this road my feet did tread,
In search of place of rest and bed.
And on my way a man I met,
Who made to me a heinous threat.

"Shoot I will, make no mistake,
Through the heart, a piece of cake.
For I am he that legends say,
Can't aim for shit not night nor day."

"But wait," I cried a bit confused,
The man can't shoot? Was this a ruse?
And so to him a question said,
"So you can't aim for heart nor head?"

"Alas, 'tis true", he did confess,
His look turned sad and now depressed.
"My aim is foul, my skill is none,
My archer's life I fear is done."

My heart was filled with sadness true,
To see this man so down and blue.
But saving grace, a plan I had,
To share with him I was so glad.

"Look here good man and listen well,
I think that we can crush this spell.
Stand to me a foot away.
There's not a chance your aim can sway."

And so he rallied, his frown now gone,
He pulled his bow, an arrow upon.
Pulling string, he squinted eye,
He aimed real hard, I thought I'd die.

But so upon that legend writ,
This archer's aim was total shit.
From one yard out he missed me whole,
An archer was not his better role.

"My gods, you suck, your aim is wrong,
It serves you right I made this song.
Learn to cook or paint instead,
At least those jobs will keep you fed."

He cast his bow upon the ground,
Resigned his arrows without a sound.
Though filled with shame he listened well,
This was the ballad of Balian Martell.


*Massive thanks for Balian's permission to post this. Lyrics by Boo.
Music & Vocals by Atticus.
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Postby Atticus Leslie on April 1st, 2016, 9:21 pm

(17:19:43) Boo_Beckett: Atticus.
(17:19:50) Atticus_Leslie: I.
(17:20:02) Boo_Beckett: Don't you just hate it when people say your name then log out?
(17:20:04) ChatBot: Boo_Beckett logs out of the Chat.
(17:20:10) Atticus_Leslie: DAMN


I HATE this guy
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Postby Boo Beckett on April 10th, 2016, 4:44 am

How to troll your good friends in three easy steps.

Step 1 - Find out your friend's most beloved video game character.
Step 2 - Name current thread NPC same as video game character.
Step 3 - Kill NPC.

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Postby Atticus Leslie on April 10th, 2016, 4:48 am

I really hate you.
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Postby Saej on April 11th, 2016, 5:45 pm

I seriously just read that before I came here. Tali<Liara just saying
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