Therefore, I introduce our thread with the first quote (which actually involves more than one joke):
(18:55:37) Kamalia_Timandre: You know, maybe we should make festivals or something.
(18:55:50) Malia: oooh, sounds good, PM me with the details?
(18:56:09) Kamalia_Timandre: I think the konti will consider doing festivals if they want to boost tourism!

(18:56:48) Malia: I like that idea! I do want to jot sth down for the wiki ...
(18:57:34) Malia: they could do artistic events, but also celebrations of nature and the gods etc.
(18:58:32) Kamalia_Timandre: I will!

(18:59:40) Kamalia_Timandre: Something like, "All-Seeing Mother's Day" too! Or a portrayal of Laviku and Avalis.
(18:59:55) ChatBot: Kadarus has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:00:31) Kamalia_Timandre: Their union, I mean.

(19:03:34) Malia: oh, or the opposite? there could be a cursed day where Laviku left Avalis and went to Rhysol XD
(19:04:04) Kamalia_Timandre: Hahaha
(19:04:51) Malia: we should have a chat quotes thread, I just thought ...
(19:05:26) Kamalia_Timandre: Yes, I remember something saying undeniably lewd before.

(19:05:33) Kamalia_Timandre: Accidentally!
(19:06:02) Kamalia_Timandre: Something like, "I'd like to do tarot in game."
(19:06:19) Kamalia_Timandre: When I meant was "I want to do tarot reading!"
(19:08:46) Malia: XD that was good - what kind of tarot did you mean anyway?
(19:09:27) Kamalia_Timandre: Haha, I really want to do fortune-telling in-game that involves "tarot" cards. We'll have to invent our own version of the Tarot.
(19:10:08) Kamalia_Timandre: At least I'll be able to put my knowledge on tarot cards into use.

(...)
(19:12:47) Kadarus: lol, i found out Dommi didn't know what Tarot cards even were
(19:12:55) Kadarus: and she was pronouncing it like carrot
Later ... I just have to put that in!
(19:48:09) Kamalia_Timandre: I don't even know if Tarot knew what I accidentally said about "doing tarot".
(19:48:18) Gossamer: Sam... he knew
(19:48:23) Gossamer: Sam.. he sooooo knew.
(19:48:26) Kamalia_Timandre: Haahaha
(19:48:31) Gossamer: Tarot = Dirty Mind... he just hides it well.
A little bit later again ...
(19:53:03) Gossamer: We need to do something with the lily's that grow on Mura too
(19:53:09) Abashai:

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(19:53:15) Abashai: smoke them...
(19:53:23) Abashai: did I just say that ?
(19:53:31) Gossamer: Yes. We all heard and witnessed it too.
(19:53:54) Abashai: ...and then the quote thread...snap