Very Important Chat Quotes!

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Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Malia on October 24th, 2009, 5:43 pm

I figured that we should have a thread like that. It's so funny to read quotes and share your laughs in chat with the ones who haven't been there!

Therefore, I introduce our thread with the first quote (which actually involves more than one joke):

(18:55:37) Kamalia_Timandre: You know, maybe we should make festivals or something.
(18:55:50) Malia: oooh, sounds good, PM me with the details?
(18:56:09) Kamalia_Timandre: I think the konti will consider doing festivals if they want to boost tourism! :D
(18:56:48) Malia: I like that idea! I do want to jot sth down for the wiki ...
(18:57:34) Malia: they could do artistic events, but also celebrations of nature and the gods etc.
(18:58:32) Kamalia_Timandre: I will! :D I'll have to think about it. I love character development.
(18:59:40) Kamalia_Timandre: Something like, "All-Seeing Mother's Day" too! Or a portrayal of Laviku and Avalis.
(18:59:55) ChatBot: Kadarus has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:00:31) Kamalia_Timandre: Their union, I mean. :D
(19:03:34) Malia: oh, or the opposite? there could be a cursed day where Laviku left Avalis and went to Rhysol XD
(19:04:04) Kamalia_Timandre: Hahaha
(19:04:51) Malia: we should have a chat quotes thread, I just thought ...
(19:05:26) Kamalia_Timandre: Yes, I remember something saying undeniably lewd before. :P
(19:05:33) Kamalia_Timandre: Accidentally!
(19:06:02) Kamalia_Timandre: Something like, "I'd like to do tarot in game."
(19:06:19) Kamalia_Timandre: When I meant was "I want to do tarot reading!"
(19:08:46) Malia: XD that was good - what kind of tarot did you mean anyway?
(19:09:27) Kamalia_Timandre: Haha, I really want to do fortune-telling in-game that involves "tarot" cards. We'll have to invent our own version of the Tarot.
(19:10:08) Kamalia_Timandre: At least I'll be able to put my knowledge on tarot cards into use. :D
(...)
(19:12:47) Kadarus: lol, i found out Dommi didn't know what Tarot cards even were
(19:12:55) Kadarus: and she was pronouncing it like carrot

Later ... I just have to put that in!

(19:48:09) Kamalia_Timandre: I don't even know if Tarot knew what I accidentally said about "doing tarot".
(19:48:18) Gossamer: Sam... he knew
(19:48:23) Gossamer: Sam.. he sooooo knew.
(19:48:26) Kamalia_Timandre: Haahaha
(19:48:31) Gossamer: Tarot = Dirty Mind... he just hides it well.

A little bit later again ...

(19:53:03) Gossamer: We need to do something with the lily's that grow on Mura too
(19:53:09) Abashai: :)
(...)
(19:53:15) Abashai: smoke them...
(19:53:23) Abashai: did I just say that ?
(19:53:31) Gossamer: Yes. We all heard and witnessed it too.
(19:53:54) Abashai: ...and then the quote thread...snap
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Re: Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Gromhir on October 27th, 2009, 6:31 pm

(18:27:12) Gossamer: I did something really bad to Matt...
(18:27:19) Gossamer: We were driving down this narrow country road...
(18:27:26) Gossamer: he was driving... I was thinking....
(18:27:51) Gossamer: and I remembered I was going to tell him this funny story.. it was the funniest story ever... something that happened to my buddy Terry so I went... "Oh! You'll never guess what happened to terry..."
(18:28:07) Gossamer: and reached over to slap his thigh lightly in my excitement to tell him about it... and missed.
(18:28:17) Abashai: OW!
(18:28:33) Gossamer: He got the strangest look on his face, pulled over, turned like five shades of blue... then screamed... "WOMAN!"
(18:28:34) Abashai: hard to drive squinting teary eyes
(18:28:42) Gromhir dies laughing.
(18:28:47) Abashai: Ha!
(18:28:58) Gossamer is married to a very loving man who never raises his voice and is slightly better dressed than most gay men.
(18:29:16) Gossamer: He doesn't even cuss... seriously...
(18:29:40) Gossamer: but he looked over at me... and just shrieked... "THIS IS THE CLOSEST IVE EVER BEEN TO WANTING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! WOMAN GODAMNIT!"
(18:29:40) Kamalia_Timandre: That's great!


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Re: Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Gossamer on October 27th, 2009, 6:41 pm

You are so going to get me in trouble! *lol* But I will never ever forget that. :P
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Re: Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Niall Raghnall on October 28th, 2009, 1:24 am

poor Matt

/me feels gillar's pain!
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Re: Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Siiri on October 28th, 2009, 5:37 am

I was wincing in imagined pain as I read that...

OUCH
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Re: Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Derik KenCade on October 29th, 2009, 1:54 pm

I feel the pain for the guy driving...LOL..even a good man can slip when it comes to his bit getting hit :)
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Re: Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Malia on December 5th, 2009, 7:37 pm

New piece, and full of excitement and exaggeration:

(19:53:50) Hex: the ones with red names, are you the ones who started this world?
(19:54:10) Liminal: That'd be us, more or less ^^
(19:54:33) Hex: awesome, how did it all happen
(19:54:39) Midnight: O Mai god GODS!!! *runs off*
(19:55:01) Malia: oh, that would be interesting to know *g*
(19:55:13) Hex: *is thrown into the air by the blast of Midnight's exit*
(19:55:43) Malia: behind the scenes of 'the creation' *dun dun duuuun*
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Re: Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Gossamer on December 12th, 2009, 9:27 pm

(13:20:24) Gossamer: Sam, your late. We already got done trashing Trista and exposing all the evil I plan to do to her for Malia and Tiff's approval. We've moved on to (name edited out) because evil naturally leads to a converstation about him. :P
(13:20:46) Liminal: Haha
(13:21:00) Liminal: By the way, if Snakeoilman is my super-nemesis, I think I have to be his opposite
(13:21:06) Liminal: Truth In Advertising Boy
(13:21:15) Gossamer: Yes, but you ... ol
(13:21:23) Chaelnomyl: hahahaha
(13:21:24) Gossamer: I was going to say 'You don't have as catchy of a name!'
(13:21:27) Tarot: what's your costume like?
(13:21:33) Liminal: "Dude, it's now the Bad-ass Business Bureau."
(13:21:40) Gossamer: But.. obviously I underestimated the power of your depravity.
(13:21:59) Liminal: I'm covered in Consumer Reports seals of approval, Tarot
(13:22:12) Gossamer: And whats your super weapon? A snake-skin attache case?
(13:22:44) Gossamer can hear this as a radio comedy even now.
(13:22:46) Liminal: I've got vision that cuts through legalese, and I've got unlimited access to the customer complaints database
(13:22:57) Gossamer dies laughing.
(13:23:03) Tarot: hehe
(13:23:15) Chaelnomyl: hehehehe
(13:23:33) Liminal: "Foiled again, Snakeoilman! Your evil powers are no match for Truth In Advertising Boy!"
(13:23:46) Gossamer plays a catchy theme song.
(13:24:40) Liminal: "He's slick, he's sleek, he'll win the fight / 'cuz the customer is always riiiiiiight!"
(13:25:01) Tarot: lol
(13:25:37) Liminal flexes.
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Re: Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Malia on December 13th, 2009, 7:15 pm

Thought about posting this important moment so that everyone knows. :)

(20:08:15) Nya_Winters: Hex, dear... everyone weighed in on our thread.. if you want to create a mod account, and let us know the mod name, feel free!
(20:08:29) Nya_Winters: your
(20:08:41) Hex: :D
(...)
(20:09:49) Malia: congrats to modliness!
(20:11:10) Sondra: congrats! now you have the opportunity to blow stuff up
(20:11:11) Hex: :D i am honoured. and my horoscope said that someone of authority would give me a chance and that it wasn't a trick, someone wants to see me do well. So I feel fate is nicely aligned for me
(20:11:58) Hex: thanks guys, I've been thinking about names
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Re: Very Important Chat Quotes!

Postby Sondra on December 13th, 2009, 7:54 pm

Of equal importance is our cultural commentary on the use of goblets.

(11:27:28) Sondra: we'll get Abashai a krunk goblet, it'll be great
(11:27:33) Rhylen: Too quick, i'd say
(11:27:43) Abashai: krunk goblet?
(11:27:51) Sondra: you'll love it
(11:28:27) Abashai: this is going to be some party....
(11:28:41) Rhylen: There's a party?
(11:28:49) Hex: in here ya
(11:28:54) Sondra: or crunk, if you will
(11:28:56) Sondra: http://warehouse.carlh.com/artic​le_009/pimpcup_05.jpg
(11:29:16) Hex: forbidden pimpcup
(11:29:26) Abashai: can't spell people either
(11:29:32) Sondra: no, I'm showing up in a party thread
(11:29:51) Sondra: and so far, the reception to my ideas have been lukewarm
(11:30:08) Rhylen: The pimpcup is cursed?
(11:30:25) Sondra: the proper term is crunk goblet
(11:31:21) Nya_Winters: What the hell is a pimp cup and why haven't I heard of this rediculous thing?
(11:31:34) Nya_Winters shakes her head, unsurprised.
(11:31:35) Abashai: we're too rural
(11:31:56) Sondra: because you don't hang out with me enough
(11:32:02) Sondra: the wonders I could show you
(11:32:03) Rhylen: It is the goblet of the pimps, granting them the power of pimpishness
(11:32:12) Abashai: hehehe....we need to remedy that
(11:32:24) Sondra: and +5 Drunkenness for all you nerds
(11:32:39) Rhylen: -3 intellegence
(11:32:50) Abashai: - 3 dexterity
(11:32:56) Sondra: -4 in standards for the opposite sex
(11:33:05) Rhylen: -10 lawfullness
(11:33:06) Abashai: hehehe...goblet goggles
(11:33:34) Sondra: +4 in good, though misplaced, vibes
(11:33:38) Rhylen: +20 funkyiness
(11:33:53) Abashai: or perceived self-funkiness
(11:34:01) Rhylen: all the same really
(11:34:05) Sondra: show up to your next cocktail party with one of those and you will be a hit!
(11:34:27) Rhylen: don't and you will suffer social awkwardness for eternity
(11:34:30) Nya_Winters: I think my friends would toss me out or take me to rehab thinking I was on something.
(11:34:56) Nya_Winters: In my crowd, I just drag my new guns to show off... big party pleaser.
(11:35:05) Sondra: http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/​vma/2006/images/galleries/dare_to​_wear/liljohn_getty.jpg
(11:35:12) Sondra: Abashai's new avy
(11:35:19) Sondra: he's got long hair and everything
(11:35:21) Rhylen: hahaha
(11:35:43) Abashai: hehehehe.....this is what Syliras does to you...
(11:35:53) Sondra: Nya: "Abashai, my bodnmate, are you well?"
(11:35:56) Nya_Winters: Don't drink what shes drinking!
(11:36:00) Sondra: Ab: WHAT?
(11:36:05) Sondra: Ab: OK!
(11:36:34) Rhylen: Hahahaha
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