13th day of Fall, 511 AV, early morning. There was another dead body in Sunberth. Normally, no one would really care, but even in the lawless, crime infested city of Sunberth, this one stood out. The man was big, and a few of the passers-by might have recognized him as a leg-breaker for the Daggerhand syndicate. Leaning back against the lamp post like he was, he would look like he'd just gotten drunk again and decided to sit down, if not for the fact that his guts were spread across the ground around his feet. His chest was a mass of long, shallow cuts, and his arms had been carefully skinned. Anyone with the stomach to get closer would see that the only thing keeping him sitting upright was a piece of rope lashed round his neck and tied to the lamp post. Placed between his outstretched feet was a piece of paper, pinned at the edges to his trouser legs, fluttering slightly in the dusty breeze. Written in a shaky hand were the simple words, "Jack's back." Late the previous night "I know you can still feel this. You weren't that drunk,and I can still feel you scrabbling away in there, looking for a way out. You should probably give up. The more you fight me, the more ideas I get for the next one. But then, you won't be here to see it, will you? Never mind then, keep fighting." Edgar Hauss was talking to himself in a voice that wasn't his. An hour ago, he had reeked of ale. Now, the smell of his own blood covered it up, dribbling at an alarming rate from the fresh cuts on his chest. Very carefully, he set about peeling the skin off of his own arms. He paused every once in a while to look at the rat sitting between his feet. "What do you think, Crook? Does that look about right to you?" A pause. "That's what I thought, but if I make him skin his hands, then the knife will get slippery, and then what will we do?" He paused again. "No, you can't eat his eyeball. Because you're dead, and dead people aren't supposed to get hungry. Yes, I know what I'm talking about. No. No, don't argue with me, or you can find your own pocket to ride around in." The rat just twitched his whiskers as Edgar methodically stabbed himself in the belly and started sawing his stomach open like he was cutting a particularly tough pice of steak. "We're almost done, Edgar. Another minute or two, and you'll be a work of art. My best to date, if I say so myself. You should feel proud." Edgar set the knife on the ground beside him and sank both hands in his open belly without so much as a flinch. He piled his intestines by his feet, poking at them a bit, arranging them to display them in all their revolting glory. "That will have to do. You're about to die on me, so we'll have to wrap this up." As quickly as his shaking hands would work, he pinned a piece of paper to his trouser legs and picked up the piece of rope on the ground. "I doubt that you would be able to make it to anyone who could save you, but we can't take that chance." As he was tying the rope around his own neck and the lamp post behind him, Edgar's skin was already shockingly pale, the pool of blood around him steadily growing. "There we go." A satisfied look cross Edgar's face moments before the pale form of a skinny little man stood up out of his body. Edgar, the real Edgar, immediately started pawing at his belly, as though trying desperately to put the pieces back in, but the rope at his neck kept him in place. "Edgar, do you know your family history very well? Your grandfather was one of the people who hanged me. I would have liked to do this to him, but your father killed him years ago then went and drank himself to death, so you're the only one left. Oh look, you went and died of shock. Oh well. Let's go, Crook." As the ghostly rat climbed his leg and scurried into the pocket of his dusty jacket, the killer bent down over the knife he had made Edgar kill himself with. "Okay, Jack. You can do this. Soulmisting, or whatever they call it. Gotta practice sooner or later" Wrapping his ghostly fingers around the handle, he visibly strained, struggling to lift the blade. Anyone watching would have seen a ghost who looked like he was giving himself a hernia, trying to drag away a small knife. No one was watching, but if they were, they might have ended up like Edgar, just for the sake of maintaining the reputation of Smiling Jack. |