Tock's Scrapbook - Eccentric Ramblings

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on July 21st, 2012, 4:11 am

I should consider getting someone to make me some art. My own tends to be somewhat lacking.

What I REALLY want is pictures of all my Automatons. But, I can't draw for crap, and I'm not sure if my descriptions of them would allow someone to draw them and have the result match what I picture in my head.

Though I'd be glad to accept volunteers. I can offer my songwriting and poetry services in return!

by **Alori Sai** on July 21st, 2012, 4:22 am

I like your sigy, looks professional to me. heh

songwriting and poetry? SO jealous now.

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on July 21st, 2012, 5:23 am

Yup! There's a song I wrote on the first page of my Scrap, and a few others here and there in posts I've written.

Lemme see if I can find a good one.

...

Okay, here's a raunchy drinking song Tock sung in a thread back in spring. Not my greatest work, but its funny I think:

I came home today
To see my gal
Walked a long way
So I could nail
Her every which way
Then sleep a spell
After a long day
That dragged like a snail

But to my shock
What did I find?
My good friend Chuck
I near went blind!
He had the pluck
To ask "Do you mind?"
That crazy fuck!
He's one of a kind!

I pulled him back
And beat his ass!
My gal on her back
Still gave me sass
She said "You're a hack!
At least his are brass!"
I was taken aback
So I let it pass

Now my gal and Chuck
They are a pair
And while they fuck
I sit in this chair
Drinking away my luck
And losing my hair
I'm drunk as a duck
And I don't care!!!

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on July 21st, 2012, 5:26 am

Oh and for the signature, here's the original full-sized version. I had to shrink it down to fit due to the forum's size restrictions:

I think it looks better at that size, but it wouldn't work because it's too tall. So it had to be shrunk down, and I added the extra background to compensate for how narrow it was. I've never been happy with the results.

by **Alori Sai** on July 21st, 2012, 5:43 am

LMAO! I love that song, that was so cute.

That looks so awesome Tock, wow. I can understand the frustration from a creative stand point, but it still looks great to me.

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on July 21st, 2012, 5:48 am

Lol, I forgot to mention that I didn't make the original one! An old friend did. I don't have the photoshopping skills required.

by **Alori Sai** on July 21st, 2012, 11:57 pm

Well your old friend is really skilled. heh

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on July 22nd, 2012, 12:14 am

He's a former professional graphic designer. So, yeah.

by **Alori Sai** on July 22nd, 2012, 5:39 am

Awesomesauce!

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on July 23rd, 2012, 5:07 am

Random video time:

One of my current FAVORITE songs!

And, for all you Zelda fans out there: