I'm not TOO new to Mizahar, this is actually my second character. My first? It's a secret

Anyway... yeah, this ginger in particular may not have a soul, but he does have needs. Like threading!
Just beware, Zed is a total douche.
And to note: You don't have to be in the reach. Thanks to the new trading system between WR and the other cities, I can take my Eagle almost anywhere within a decent vicinity of WReach. This way is just more complicated, and limited, because I can only do it twice per season.
I'm looking for any of these, seriously any:
1) Competition between Endals!
2) Some form of... uh... training. Preferably in archery, body building, brawling or something of the like.
3) Threads with Akalak in particular. Zed may be a douchebag to pretty much everyone but Endals and Wind Eagles, but he's actually pretty nice to Akalak. It's a respect thing, I guess.
4) Threads between Zed and an Avora. I'm going to be quite honest; you may end up having your wares stolen or broken if you're a merchant. This little ginger likes to terrorize the commoners. And yes, I'm looking to do this mostly because I want free stuff LOL.
5) Any other douchey stuff (if you're the type that likes your character going through hardships lol) ranging from berating to hazing to even forcing people into... sexual activities with him. And no, sorry ladies, he's not interested. xD
6) A flight RP! This is basically just a group mission/adventure between him and other Endals. He is in NPC flight Yanna, if you want to join him!
7) Any form of adventure/exploration/hunting with anyone!
Not really looking for but willing to do:
1) Attempted friendship... it's not likely, but miracles do exist. o_o
2) Fighting. I don't care for fighting threads. I'm not really good at RP fighting. But I will.
Not going to do no matter what:
1) Getting beaten up. I mean, seriously. Zed is a dick. If your character is some super macho guy or gal who loves to put punks in their place, don't bother. If it's in the Reach, the PC would probably just get arrested and punished severely for assaulting an Endal. If it's elsewhere, it's just pointless.
2) Dek. He won't talk to a Dek, or look at a Dek, or get near a Dek. The thread would last about two posts before he walks away in disgust.