50 Summer 519
This time, Helva cuts to the chase, and is waiting for him at an umbrella-topped table outside the Silver Sliver Tavern.
Personal conceit has no bearing here - she’s got her legs crossed and her body angled directly towards the front door of his apartment building, and is pensively sipping a lemon-garnished glass of water through a straw.
Caspian strongly believes he’s been buffeted by cosmic degrees of misfortune in the past, but if her being here is mere coincidence - highly unlikely, because this is The Docks and nowhere near the scrubbed and perfumed arrangements she with her means exclusively frequents.
Though Helva doesn’t appear to be in a mood for wasting time, Caspian rather is, and having been first and foremost alerted to his sometime employer’s presence by Taalviel - sometimes it has its perks, that thing where one’s sister is a bird - he finds an immense amount of amusement in taking the other exit into a narrow and less attractive back alley, creeping up behind her and out of the range of her patrol, and sidling silently onto the seat beside her.
“I do have to say - I find your affinity for anything sweet rather surprising,” he says, enjoying a presumptive spoonful of the artfully whipped, fruit-laden trifle she’d ordered during her watch.
At his sudden appearance, she gasps, whirling about and clutching her purse to her chest. Since their meeting, he’s been highly aware of her far greater affinity for artifice, but from her initial reaction and the livid glare she’s pouring all of her energies into, he really got her there, and got her good.
Impishly, he props an elbow up on the table, regarding her with his head crooked to the side, another bit of trifle already repossessing the spoon.
“That’s a nice outfit you have on today,” he goes on blithely, reveling in how her face contorts - reveling a bit too obviously, actually, and if he’s got any sense he really ought to take it down a notch.
“That’s a nice one you have on yourself,” she replies through gritted teeth.
He gives the spoon an airy wave. She’s not wrong, but when is that not the case?
“I need your help,” she says before he can devise another way to derail her.
“Another niece whose career I can further illuminate?”
“Precisely.”
Caspian sets the spoon down with a clink. “I was joking.”
“I wasn’t.”
“How you love to meddle.”
“What can I say? Family-oriented to a fault.”
Caspian settles back into his seat, crossing his legs in mirror of her own pose. “Tell me, then. What can I do for you now, that a terrifyingly capable person like you can’t do for herself?”
“Don’t sell yourself short. I would hardly be believable in the guise of a steward.”
“Relegating me to the sweats and labors of the service industry again, then?”
“You seemed to take so well to it the last time.”
“Surely by now you’ve determined how I feel about accumulating dirt beneath my fingernails.”
“So you’ll help me or not?”
By now, Caspian’s claimed the trifle entirely as his own, and the light parries have engaged a more whimsical side of Helva’s
combative mood.
“As long as you can promise I’ll be home in bed by eleven,” Caspian replies, meaning none of it.
For a moment, he wonders if he has in fact discovered that last straw, tossed it atop the pile he’d so generously and relentlessly contributed to in a matter of minutes, and sent the whole thing aflame and hurtling off past a point of no return. But she pulls it back, Helva, and the new series of metamorphoses of her visible expressions, settling on one where she’s taking a sip of her water through tightly pursed lips, and allowing silence to tick between them.
“My niece Signe is participating in a beauty pageant tomorrow afternoon. I need you to remove the only other contestant who might prevent her from winning.”
“Rather serious stakes, then?” From Helva, perhaps it goes without saying. “You’ll have to clarify what you mean by ‘remove’. As specifically as possible, please. My skill sets only go so far, never mind what my morals might have to do with it.”
“Her opponent is extremely allergic to speckled eel.”
“As in develop-an-embarrassing-rash, gone-redder-than-my-rouge-and-my-cousins-mock-me-relentlessly-at-holiday-dinners type of allergy? Or the kind where her windpipe closes and she quite possibly goes into cardiac arrest onstage in front of all her family and peers? I’ll tell you what - I’m not so sure how I feel about the latter.”
“And if I promised it strikes some happy middle?”
The trifle was more to his liking than he’d expected, and he’s polishing it off with gusto. Reappropriating her food without asking, it seems, ranks lower on his list of sins, and they watch each other with mutual fascination.
“I’ll consider it,” he replies, scraping the bottom of the glass. “And all the more if you buy me another.”
WC: 831
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