30 Fall 519
“So... what are you? Some sort of petty thief?”
Expression stony and unerring, Caspian stares back at a woman with glossy brown hair pulled back in a lavish set of braids in triplicate. It takes him a long moment - hence the delay in his displaying any measurable reaction - but he eventually connects her with his memory of an individual whom he once sat beside at the start of spring, while feigning professional experience and interest in laboring by the unit as a churn-and-burn landscape painter.
At the time, she had been dressed in a bell-sleeved blouse and culottes, both black satin, and more notably than that, pranced and lounged about on sky-high platform heels, the dimensions and weight of which had proven to be, to her, as cumbersome as a pair of slippers. Compared to then, today she’s far less the embodiment of a dirge, not so much the picture of sleek and recently widowed, her presentation more of the harried and quotidian bend, with the appropriate number of flyaways and commiserable depth of the baggage of adulthood beneath her eyes. The last bits are commons and expected for someone of her age - of their age?
The dark glosses of her exterior in the spring studio had kept him from properly discerning it then, the overall effect of her outfit having suggested she’d just crawled out of an undead bridal crypt - and he’s having trouble now, because it’s not that she hasn’t got a sense of humor about her, just that she’s floating both a wry intrigue and a rising impatience at their reunion.
Though he’s not such a fan of the way she’s peering down - down, yes, because even without the towering heels, those stilts diminished to the modestly stitched, inoffensively beige leather loafers she’s wearing now, she’s got a good half-head on him. To her credit, that last time they’d encountered each other, she’d very much taken notice of his pilfering and stalking about, and elected to keep admirably mum.
To that end - because there are still things he can respect, as known of those in his line of work and the adjacent - he’s only a fraction of the degree of ascerbic he’d throw down on default.
“A thief? As might be recorded for judicial proceedings, never - though petty, there’s plenty.”
“The painter thing was a crock and a half, then,” she goes on flatly, not enough of a fool nor one to parley with pleasantries to grant him the respite of an inquisitive uplift.
“Hold a broom and shimmy up a floom, and isn’t one a chimney sweep? Wield the knife and - well, there’s many a profession and an accusation to be lobbed there.”
“Don’t tell me, then,” she retorts, “though I know you went poking around Melvin’s back office.”
“Me? There? And with him?” Caspian says, feigning overblown aghastness at her unintended euphemism.
Impatience gains a lead on intrigue - but it’s a little spark of satisfaction for him to see how easily she allows herself to be riled.
“I’m going to assume you don’t feel badly about spraining that kid’s ankle either? You’re at least decent enough not to pretend.”
In order to slip into the office back in the spring, Caspian had needed a diversion, which had taken the conveniently timed form of a fellow and passing landscape artist in Melvin’s employ. Truth be told, Caspian hadn’t known that his forcibly sweeping his short-term coworker off his feet had had such physically detrimental consequences; he simply hadn’t stuck around long enough, the directive of the aforementioned petty theft in mind and calling.
With emotion arrested on his face once more for a tick longer than etiquette and common propriety deems acceptable, she’s somehow swung back to looking bemused with her having rediscovered him this afternoon.
“So don’t tell me,” she repeats, “because all that’s long and gone. You will, though -“ and here she glowers from her apex, “- explain to me, now and quickly, what the petch you’re doing here, in my house.”
Sighing, Caspian glances down at his starch-stiff black-and-white uniform, and the apron tied around his waist that grows more ragged and stained by the hour.
It is, as of late and against all expectation he had for himself as a child, an ensemble that has become fairly familiar.
“Some of us,” he snips airily, “still have to work for a living.” He eyes her well-sashed and tasseled kaftan and neatly tailored slacks with a pointedness he doesn’t truly feel.
“Painter, poet, now a - what do they call you when you’re only allowed to polish the silver? What a catch you are! I bet you leave the ladies lousy.”
“The men too, when they bother to look.”
From the kitchen comes an outburst only half-intelligible, the perceivable portion a mangling of Caspian’s name.
“Well. Duty calls.” Reveling in her seething, he rolls his neck and cracks his fingers to a leisurely beat. She hasn’t kicked him out of her house is the thing, and he’s just going with the flow.
And she still doesn’t, even as he heeds the call with only an airy, limp-wristed half wave in farewell.
The fact of the matter is that this is just coincidence, his being in her home unannounced. There are two high-end catering companies bidding for one very lavish party that’s meant to take place at the end of the season, and he’s been hired by one to track the other, and glean what he can about their intended menu, from the little flits and frits that come out on silver platters, to the wine pairings and however they’re brothing and broiling, all the way on through dessert.
WC: 955
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