The Tarot Joke Thread

[Gromhir]

Ok, so you all know the Chuck Norris joke thread. Well, we have found someone more awesome than the almighty chuck.

I give you Tarot.

because we all know that

(20:33:05) Sorian: Tarot makes Chuck Norris sell girlscout cookies.

[Sorian]

I officially declare Tarot to be my official trouser buddy, replacing the ever-famous Trout.

Goodbye Trout. You will be missed.

(04:38:56) Kamalia_Timandre: Trout.
(04:39:06) Kamalia_Timandre: Tarot.
(04:39:11) Kamalia_Timandre: Trout.
(04:39:12) Kamalia_Timandre: Traot.
(04:39:13) Strider: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obido​s/ASIN/1414334494/thedaibea-20/
(04:39:13) Kamalia_Timandre: Tarot.
(04:39:22) Sorian replaces the trout with Tarot.
(04:39:45) Sorian: You are now my trouser buddy Tarot.
(04:41:18) Gromhir: unlucky tarot.

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(04:45:57) Sorian: I also predict that Tarot shall find my pants to be a healthy and desirable environment.
(04:48:01) Strider: There is even a peninsula shaped like Italy!

[Gromhir]

Tarot taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.

[Strider]

It is impossible for Tarot to have a mortal father. Theorists believe Tarot went back in time and fathered himself.

Tarot is the only man in the world who can E-mail a roundhouse kick.

[Chaelnomyl]

While not a Chuck Norris formed-joke, I must share that...

Tarot is hardcore because he runs races on the cobblestones of Italy...

In women's high-heeled shoes.

(he told me so way back in Augustish and I find it terribly amusing. ;p)

[Gromhir]

The Universe was created because Tarot successfully divided by 0

[Sorian]

If Tarot takes candy from a baby and the baby cries, the baby is wrong and unjust.

[Strider]

If you have five dollars, and Tarot has five dollars, Tarot has ten dollars.

[Jaquise Emittere]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

Tarot made infinity

[Sorian]

Even boys shriek in ecstasy when Tarot passes by.