The Tarot Joke Thread

[Jaquise Emittere]

Tarot knows where Carmen Sandiego is

[Ashivirsthargon]

When Tarot mentions Candlejack, he doesn't ge

[Kadurro]

When Tarot gets a broken leg, he walks it off.

[Colombina]

If Tarot just looks at a Konti, all her children will be Tarot clones.

A poisonous Symenestra once bit Tarot. The Symenestra was in in agony for five days before it died.

[Jaquise Emittere]

Only three things can survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches, Twinkies, and tarot

[Satu]

[quote="Colombina"]If Tarot just looks at a Konti, all her children will be Tarot clones.

Oh my sweet Avalis!

[Jaquise Emittere]

When the mods ranked the gods they based it all off of Tarot, with rank 1 being a rank below his.

[Strider]

They say, that he knows nothing about ducks, and that he is illegal in nineteen states. He's our tame software specialist, the Tarot!

[Gromhir]

Tarot doesn't read books. One glance and book gives him the information he needs.

[Aksia Carataqua]

There is no such thing as global warming, Tarot was cold, so he turned the sun up..