1st day of Winter, 511AV
"Oi! Watch where yer walkin'!"
Xavier stopped where he was standing to look at the fellow, which happened to conveniently leave his bare foot still firmly crushing down on the angry sailor's shoe. A look of confusion passed the otter's features, his fiery brow knitting a moment and his mouth frowning slightly as he looked down. Even after spotting the issue, it seemed to take him a long moment to figure out what was going on. A competent act of feigned ignorance on the kelvic's part.
"Huh, would you look at that. I seem to be stepping on your shoe." He stated simply, looking back up at the sailor and pointing idiotically down at the situation he ah described. the sailor, on the other hand, had turned red in the face.
"I know ye did, ye damn fool! Get the hell offit!"
That shout drew a couple looks from other people nearby. Xavier took one more glance at the ground and then moved his foot so that he was standing squarely on the ground once more.
"No need to yell!" Xavier exclaimed, sounding as if he had been offended. He looked over at a woman standing just a few yards away and jerked a thumb at the sailor. "You hear this guy? Is he loud or what?" He turned back to the sailor, who was much more red now, his expression flipping immediately from feigned stupidity to a mischievous grin. Those fiery red eyebrows gave two quick jerks up towards his hairline in a suggestive manner.
"Imma knock that silly smile righ' off yer face!" Came the immediate response. Xavier, in a much lower tone, replied. "You can try~" Which of course prompted an angry right hook from the sailor. Knowing full well it was coming, the otter had no trouble stepping back away from the sailor, who then tried to grab at him.
"Ahh! Help! This crazy old man is trying to kiss me!"
"Imma kill you!"
Thus Xavier went scurrying off down the street, laughing heartily as the sailor chased him in blind rage. Otters were quite playful, after all.