[Damal's scrap book] My Struggle with Sanity

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[Damal's scrap book] My Struggle with Sanity

Postby Damal on June 21st, 2010, 1:45 am

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I wish I ruled the world. No probably not a good idea. I'd have a monarchy and I'd be strict and if you gave me a funny look I'd tell my military to blow your house and then kidnap your wife and kids and send them on a all expenses paid trip to disney land. While I would torture you on national tv while the song thriller played. Maybe not a good idea.

I wish human being didn't have to find a meaning to things. I wish I could say the n word on national tv on nickelodeon and when I say n word I mean ninja.
I wish wanna be gangsters at my school would stop telling chuck norris jokes.
He is 70 years old for science sake. If I could I would pants my ex girlfriend's boyfriend. The reason why is a bit obvious but back to the whole ruling the world as God and king of everyone.

First task I'd set my sights on Botswana. I love the name BOTSWANA say it with me Your momma lives in Botswana. If It is really close to Zimbabwe which is another name that I like. I might end up naming my kid Botswana Zimbabwe Arnold. Botswana in my mind is the best place on the earth. It is surrounded by some mountains in the north and zimbabwe and some other african countries I never bothered to know the name of. Just look at it Botswana is beautiful.

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Is it normal for a pasty white american 13 year old kid to say this? Anyways I just wanna say what would happen if I ruled Botswana. I would build a 100 foot wall all around Botswana with the only opening in the Kalahari desert.
I would offer people ladders outside Botswana to climb the wall. Only for them to find a bunch of barbwire and a bouncing better. Also I would make guard post so if someone got up to the top a guard would blast at them with a paintball gun until they jumped into the sea of barbwire or spit a rainbow or fell to their death.

Anyways as I was saying. I hate the olympics I think the olympics is gay but then that makes me gay but then again that would mean I dated my second cousin for no reason.

Chocalate taste horrible so in Botswana which I would have renamed George bush was here. That reminds me I need to go make a few phone calls to see if Abraham lincoln will play the fiddle at my Bat mitzvah. But I'm not jewish anyways if you are still reading you are near the end

RIP MJ

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Postby Hex on June 21st, 2010, 2:51 am

Damal, your post is idiotic.

But I love MJ, long live the king of pop.
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[Damal's scrap book] My Struggle with Sanity

Postby Damal on June 21st, 2010, 2:57 am

If it is idiotic doesn't that make you a idiot for reading it?
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Postby Gossamer on June 21st, 2010, 3:12 am

*starts keeping score - decides its 1 verses 1 atm*
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Postby Nastya on June 21st, 2010, 9:50 pm

I absilutly loved reading this~
So you would take over Bostwana first? I would go for Austrailia. No one would expect it! ITS GEINUS.
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Postby Damal on June 21st, 2010, 11:59 pm

Actually after I take over Botswana Australia will be my next target since a I'm competing with this guy and he is afraid of the poisonous spiders in Australia.
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Postby Nastya on June 22nd, 2010, 3:19 am

Ah, sounds intersting.
Well when i decide to take over Australia i will let you have all of the bugs you want.
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Postby Damal on June 22nd, 2010, 3:21 am

If you do that then you'll be seeing yourself on Botswana's most wanted.
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Postby Nastya on June 22nd, 2010, 3:47 am

Haha.
I'll be sure to remember that.
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