Leda 56th of Spring Close to Midnight Not far from the Herald's Arms Somehow, Leda had thought that if she knew she had drunk too much, if she was in full knowledge of her intoxication and the resulting disarray which might occur, she would have the presence of mind not to do anything too out of ordinary, to 'act' sober as it were. Of course, that is not quite how alcohol and its effects on the body work and, somehow, even though Leda knew full well that what she was doing was strange, her alcohol-addled brain told her that if she didn't do whatever she wished to do then, she might not have another chance to do it. It was with these thoughts passing by her head that she found herself trying to clamber the wall of the city, by the water pump, again and again, never getting more than a foot off the floor at any point. "If a man may climb a mountain, then a woman may climb a wall." she murmured, whispering gently to the cold, cold stone with a little laugh, "Even if she has no reason for doing so. Then again, no man ever has any real reason for climbing a mountain, does he? Why would anyone want to climb a mountain - even if it is beautiful?" She pondered this openly, her words a lot less slurred than her mind. Her voice clear and concise in spite of the effects that the ale had had on her. She knew that she wasn't like other people when drunk, at which point she was usually more hyperactive than anything else. Anyway, she would not have drunk so much usually, but it had been a good day for business in the Grand Bazaar and all but one of her drinks had been bought for her by some good-natured gentleman or other. Giving up on the wall (she would just have to grow wings later on in the day and fly to the top of the wall) she turned to look at the other people who were slowly lurching out of the bars with a smile for most of them looked a lot worse off than her. Yes, she was thinking nonsensically, but at least she was walking relatively straight and the earth seemed flat. "Oy! Darlin'... you forgot something." Leda looked up with raised eyebrows at the shout close to her and sat down on a bench, not seeing where it had come from until a visibly completely plastered man lurched into view, "How about a kiss then?" Leda laughed and shook her head, but followed this almost straight away with a frown. "I tend only to kiss people who can stand up straight of their own accord." she retorted. The man's friend came into view and, a little less plastered, coaxed him away. By and large, Leda was left largely alone after their departure. The streets were far from quiet, as a large percentage of customers were now leaving the taverns, but they were going off in the opposite direction. With a little moue, Leda lent back over the bench, arching her back like a backwards cat. She didn't think she'd ever felt quite so flexible, as light as a feather, and she hardly felt the rush of blood to her head. |