“No. He's just- he's just a kid.”
“Listen bitch, I'll cut your throat right here, and drown that brat in his mommy's own blood. But not before I deliver that little shyke floating in your fat gut now, and lynch him with his umbilical cord.” Now, I'm going to have to be honest here. That was probably one of the most gruesome threats I'd ever hear in my entire life. Some threats are justified, or even if they aren't they might be useful, but I don't think any of us really saw the need for him to go that far. Tina took it about just aswell.There was all of a sudden this violent, wild, angry look in her eyes, and I swear I could see sparks of lightning shooting through her hair. She slid her baby to her hip and held him with her left arm, and set her right hand across her big tummy. She rose up on the tip of her toes, so that now she was definitely taller than Clyde.
“GO AHEAD BITCH! DO IT! DO IT! GO AHEAD!" Spittle flew out of her mouth as she cursed him and she raised her chin up so he could see her neck. He took a stumbling step back with this bewildered look in his eye and just blinked for a moment. The, he reached up and smacked her. But when he did it, Clyde still had this look on his face like he'd needed her permission to do it, and so did Tina, for that matter. The slap wasn't soft and you could hear it reverberate through the relative quiet of the Southern Woods. It left a red mark on her face, but she hadn't moved from the position with her throat presented, like she was carved from stone. Clyde swallowed and then let out a nervous laugh.
“Stupid bitch.” He muttered. He slapped her again, and she still didn't budge, though I could see from where I was on the ground tears welling up in her eyes, and maybe even one go down her cheek. After a tick of quiet, Clyde stepped back again, and then looked at all of us, and continued his pacing. I took the opportunity of his back being turned to stand back up and brush the blood from my face. Clyde finally got to what this was all about. “So, it's come to my attention that one -or more- of you flea ridden rats has taken it upon themselves to help themselves to my rations. To steal from me my food and leave me eating your rat chow. Well, it ends today. I'm not gonna waste my time looking for who did it, because you're gonna tell me. You are gonna give up the one who's been stealing my food, and then we can all get on with our lives. And if you don't? I'm going to take it out of your hide. It's that simple.”
I was shifting eyes over the line. It wasn't a matter of if one of them would give me up, just which one would do it first. I knew I was going to die. When they gave me up I knew, this Clyde, he was going to kill me, and that was it, that'd be the end. Of course, my eyes were shifting down the line back and forth, from Tuck who was still looking at me like he'd wanted to kill me himself, to Lefty, who was looking almost as miserable as I was. Tina, I didn't think it'd be her. She'd just spoken up in my defense, and I doubted she'd spin around just to do it again. Jeff, well Jeff was capable of anything, I thought. He had nothing to lose, right? Right. Well, I suspected Tuck to be the first to say something, but then his little brother Lefty stepped forward and shoots me this look as if to say sorry or something. Me? Well, I took that time to start working on some kind of plan, some kind of way to get out of there. I knew I was going to die, yeah, but I've never been one not to try. Not when it was my neck on the chopping block. I worked something out with a kick to the groin and maybe some projection and that was about as far as I got when Lefty's trebling voice warbled through the silence.
“It was-”
“-Me. I did it.” Surprised? Yeah, me too, but I figured owning up to my deceptive ways was the right thing to do, and might as well cut to the chase right? I knew it was inevitable anyways, right? Of course. So what was the point of dragging it out any further. I was always the type to do things on my terms, and if the jig was up then the jig was up and I might as well go down fighting like I planned to. Well, then Clyde swings his knife at me but I put my heel to his gonads and yanked the blade from his hands, slice his throat open, and then I run around to the front of the cart and hop on a horse. I cut that baby loose and start galloping back to Sunberth. Fat Porter and Porter Junior are in the way. I kick Fat Porter in the face as we gallop on and his son gets trampled underneath the hooves of my stolen steed. I pass the Captain on his horse, steal the hat from his head, and as a parting gift, toss my commandeered knife through his one good eye, evening him out. As I ride into the horizon, I call back and say “Haha you fools! None can catch the Great Wizard Gad!” |
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