Bow before the Newbie... Gruff

[Gruff]

1. Name - or what you'd like to be called!
GRUFF it is.

2. What sort of RP experience do you have if any?
I've played in Wyrlscape, Telgard and some other game.

3. How did you find us?
Gossamer IMed me and said "One second, I'm squeezing a cock... look at this link to www.mizahar.com. So, here I am.

4. What sort of RP style is your favorite?
I am open.

5. What do you like to write about - not write about?
I'm very eclectic.

6. Whats your favorite thing about Mizahar so far?
The chat room. I love the chat room.

7. What, if anything, has frustrated you about Mizahar so far?
Nothing. I've been here one day, and I'm going to be King of Talderas with an army of Dire Otters at my beck and call. It's all good.

8. What would you like out of the mizahar experience?
Romance. So we need to do something about the current gender ratio here.

9. Is there anything you'd like to see expanded?
The Lore. I'd like there to be little stories and anecdotes to flesh it out, like the story of the famous Pykon who lived 100 years ago who sacrificed himself by running into a burning kiln to save a baby.

10. Anything else you want to talk about?
No, i'm good.

[Gossamer]

You are a very bad man. Bad! I was not squeezing a cock, I was not even anywhere near my chickens silly. I told you a story about being attacked by the rooster and having to cuddle him to get him calm down and stop being so mean. Operative word CUDDLE. There was squeezing involved, but it was minimal and just to stop him from being so mean. I swear, between you and chat....

Let me take a moment for chicken education here folks.

*drags out her soap box and hops on it*

Baby boy chickens prior to one year of age are called cockerels. Not cocks. Boy chickens after one year of age are called Roosters! Baby girl chickens prior to one year of age are called pullets! After a year of age, they are called hens. PROPER TERMINOLOGY HERE FOLKS! YOU NOW KNOW IT NOW - USE IT!

Otherwise, welcome Daniel. It's nice to see you around.... oh and one last question! Romance?!?! You? Since when have you been romantic? I remember going on a date with one of your PCs once... ONCE... and you spent the whole date opening up to her about how you were buddies with the god of power and he'd turned you basically immortal and that he owned your PC heart and soul. This was not romantic! This was a nice set up for 'Thanks, but my PC is already powned and sharing a bed with God X, there's no room lady." Plus... Plus... you are a man of a million NPCs that are always in scene with you some of which were a lot more fun than your main pc.... *had a crush on one of your otter peoples*.... so in order to get yourself a girl, your going to have to graduate to wine and roses and some private time. Wait, maybe I read that wrong and you didn't say Romance at all... hehehe no no... you did say it! I can't wait... seriously... to see who you create as a pc and what sort of romance you look for. I'm totally having my popcorn maker fired up for this one...

*raspberry*

[Gruff]

Yes, but I'm a sadist. I can't get romantic when playing a good guy. That's why you crush on the Looie.... everyone knows he ties up and spanks the female otters and otherwise abuses them. But now that I'm going to be playing an evil overlord I'll be more in my element.

[Tarot]

Haha, welcome to the game, sir! Long time no see. Goss and her chickens can't be thought of as separate entities anymore, this much is for sure.

[Colombina]

Welcome to the game! I'm glad to see another off-kilter sense of humor and puppy pictures earn bonus points. Now as per my tradition, I bestow on you a silly cake. Don't ask questions, just enjoy it.

I sensed you secretly wanted a Tom Selleck cake. Or Mussolini, depends how you squint.

[Malia]

Welcome to Mizahar!

I'm sure you'll enjoy it here and I hope we'll meet icly one day, because your plans sound really exciting.

[Gruff]

Cake. Pfft. Why'd it have to be cake?

A guy makes one crazy post about a barefoot girl in an orange jumpsuit and a cube, and now everyone wants to give him cake. I don't get this crazy world sometimes.

But.. thank you.

[susanspy]

Hello all,

susan here this looked to me to be a cool post so posting here right away, well i liked the post by gruff here it is really funny so posting my introductions here to say hi to all, please do let me into your game so we can have fun.

Cheers!!!1

[Liminal]

Welcome to both of you, Gruff and Susan. Hope to see you both around!

[Niall Raghnall]

Welcome to the game Mr. Moonstar! I knew who it was the moment I read 'King' and 'Otters'