Timestamp: 35th of Spring, 518AV
Location: Pigsfoot Tavern
Who: Avinasai and Neras
“Jinx...my poor stupid boy. Why in all of Mizahar would you run into a petching DEAD END? I mean shyte biscuits if you wanted to met Dira, so bad, you could have just bitched slapped the Priest of Dira and declared to him that Dira is a little bitch compared to the goddess Kihala. You would be dining at Dira dinner table right quick. You stupid little Duster!”
Neras seriously hated the white haired bastard as he chuckled to himself at his anticlimactic failures on the Island. Jinx responded with shrug, “Well I thought it was a good idea at the time, I figu...”
Darvin took another swig out his mug and slammed the mug on the table and said a hearty laugh, “No excuses! Just admit, boy! You petched up!” Finishing his mug, Darvin shook his head and said with snort, “By Morwen's frozen nipples, you are petching entertaining, Jinx. I am glad the good doctor saved you because who am I going to entertain me if you decided a dust nap!”
Neras took a drink of his ale and said with a chuckle, “First of all, Petch you! At least I had the balls to strike out on my own. It might not of been the brightest decision in the world, but It was mine, and I will own the petching consequences...”
Darvin poured another glass and said with a snort, “Yep. You sure own it all right! Seriously Jinx why are you using a shield? You are not a up front bruiser. You are built for speed not for wading in shyte with the rest of the bruisers. Don't tell me you still believe in the bullshyte that we are knights?”
Neras leaned back in his chair and said sarcastically with another drink out of his mug, “My mother always wanted to be a maiden in one of those Knights of Syliras romantic tales, so I might joined for the wrong reasons...” Toasting the air, Neras said with smile, “Thanks Mom!” Looking at Darvin, he asked, “Besides if I am not supposed to use it, why the petch did they issue it to me in the first place?”
Darvin said with a another chuckle, “Simply because their taking up space. We have enough of those over sized dinner plates lying around, but do you think anyone ever uses them? Petch, half the serving trays in the galley are just a bunch of polished up shields...”
Neras laughed out loud, “That explains why the food tastes rust and arm sweat...”
Darvin slammed the mug on the table and said with a nod, “Honestly, I lose one of those shields every season, and the dumb petchers still issue me them. The best thing to do is throw them at brats when they go after the trash. If you split on skull open, it ten points.”
Neras finished his ale and said with smile, “I will have to start a brat discus league with the rest of recruits..could be fun!”
Darvin stood up and said with a nod, “Boy, who do you think started the sport. Thank for the ale. Now I have to take a monster piss...”
Neras looked up at the white haired man and asked, “So about your favor? Are you going to let me know soon?
Darvin leaned on the table and said with a nod, “Be patient. Favors take time to develop besides you will know when your ready, and I want something.” Darvin said with smirk, “Don't worry about it Jinx. Find a girl to petch because with your track record, you might be called by Dira any time now...!”
Neras took another drink of his ale and said with smirk, “Petch you old man! I'll wear these scars with pride. Do you think any warrior worth his salt would not have battle scars?”
Walking away, Darvin always had to have the last words, “Yes, but a warrior worth his salt would no better and run into a PETCHING DEAD END!” The old thug turned, waved goodbye to the younger peer, and said with a chuckle, “Good, you can entice your next lay with all the stories of your heroics...”
Neras was surprised that Darvin barely touched the pitcher of ale that he bought for the old man. He figured the white haired coot had harder stuff in his flask that he was sneaking during their conversation. The young gang member leaned back, and he could felt much better in his lighter normal leather armor. Since the injury the studded leather was getting repaired, so he was sporting his old mercenary gear in the mean time. With the short sword and scabbard on his side, he learned from a early age as a mercenary that a duster should never leave his back open even in a place like the Pigsfoot Tavern. Leaning his head against the wooden wall of the building, he watched the rest of the tavern for any source of entertainment. It was five days since he was aloud back on the streets by his superiors, and he had much time to make up in his absence. However, for tonight and maybe tomorrow, he was going to just enjoy that he was alive.
Location: Pigsfoot Tavern
Who: Avinasai and Neras
“Jinx...my poor stupid boy. Why in all of Mizahar would you run into a petching DEAD END? I mean shyte biscuits if you wanted to met Dira, so bad, you could have just bitched slapped the Priest of Dira and declared to him that Dira is a little bitch compared to the goddess Kihala. You would be dining at Dira dinner table right quick. You stupid little Duster!”
Neras seriously hated the white haired bastard as he chuckled to himself at his anticlimactic failures on the Island. Jinx responded with shrug, “Well I thought it was a good idea at the time, I figu...”
Darvin took another swig out his mug and slammed the mug on the table and said a hearty laugh, “No excuses! Just admit, boy! You petched up!” Finishing his mug, Darvin shook his head and said with snort, “By Morwen's frozen nipples, you are petching entertaining, Jinx. I am glad the good doctor saved you because who am I going to entertain me if you decided a dust nap!”
Neras took a drink of his ale and said with a chuckle, “First of all, Petch you! At least I had the balls to strike out on my own. It might not of been the brightest decision in the world, but It was mine, and I will own the petching consequences...”
Darvin poured another glass and said with a snort, “Yep. You sure own it all right! Seriously Jinx why are you using a shield? You are not a up front bruiser. You are built for speed not for wading in shyte with the rest of the bruisers. Don't tell me you still believe in the bullshyte that we are knights?”
Neras leaned back in his chair and said sarcastically with another drink out of his mug, “My mother always wanted to be a maiden in one of those Knights of Syliras romantic tales, so I might joined for the wrong reasons...” Toasting the air, Neras said with smile, “Thanks Mom!” Looking at Darvin, he asked, “Besides if I am not supposed to use it, why the petch did they issue it to me in the first place?”
Darvin said with a another chuckle, “Simply because their taking up space. We have enough of those over sized dinner plates lying around, but do you think anyone ever uses them? Petch, half the serving trays in the galley are just a bunch of polished up shields...”
Neras laughed out loud, “That explains why the food tastes rust and arm sweat...”
Darvin slammed the mug on the table and said with a nod, “Honestly, I lose one of those shields every season, and the dumb petchers still issue me them. The best thing to do is throw them at brats when they go after the trash. If you split on skull open, it ten points.”
Neras finished his ale and said with smile, “I will have to start a brat discus league with the rest of recruits..could be fun!”
Darvin stood up and said with a nod, “Boy, who do you think started the sport. Thank for the ale. Now I have to take a monster piss...”
Neras looked up at the white haired man and asked, “So about your favor? Are you going to let me know soon?
Darvin leaned on the table and said with a nod, “Be patient. Favors take time to develop besides you will know when your ready, and I want something.” Darvin said with smirk, “Don't worry about it Jinx. Find a girl to petch because with your track record, you might be called by Dira any time now...!”
Neras took another drink of his ale and said with smirk, “Petch you old man! I'll wear these scars with pride. Do you think any warrior worth his salt would not have battle scars?”
Walking away, Darvin always had to have the last words, “Yes, but a warrior worth his salt would no better and run into a PETCHING DEAD END!” The old thug turned, waved goodbye to the younger peer, and said with a chuckle, “Good, you can entice your next lay with all the stories of your heroics...”
Neras was surprised that Darvin barely touched the pitcher of ale that he bought for the old man. He figured the white haired coot had harder stuff in his flask that he was sneaking during their conversation. The young gang member leaned back, and he could felt much better in his lighter normal leather armor. Since the injury the studded leather was getting repaired, so he was sporting his old mercenary gear in the mean time. With the short sword and scabbard on his side, he learned from a early age as a mercenary that a duster should never leave his back open even in a place like the Pigsfoot Tavern. Leaning his head against the wooden wall of the building, he watched the rest of the tavern for any source of entertainment. It was five days since he was aloud back on the streets by his superiors, and he had much time to make up in his absence. However, for tonight and maybe tomorrow, he was going to just enjoy that he was alive.