17 Summer 521
Caspian has always been sure Mindy's housekeeper loathed him. The deep frown etched into her unpleasant face whenever she sees him, and all the furrows that follow are just one of many signs. And he’s not wrong, still, when she pulls him aside to ask for a favor.
Unwilling to tread any deeper into her lair, Caspian lingers in the doorway, eyeing the excessive collection of porcelain figurines on her table. They’re all of woodland creatures in varying states of frolic, and each one, for some reason, has enormous eyes and a plaster-wide smile. Do rabbits even have that many teeth? He tries to recall the last time he’d seen a rabbit, to begin with, that hadn’t already been skinned and parted for stew. What do cooks do with the heads? It’s not the same as grilling a fish and presenting the whole thing on a platter; he imagines being served an entire rabbit, from ears to tip of tail and all the whiskers in between and something about it isn’t the prettiest picture despite its barbaric honesty so he supposes that’s why –
“You’ve been working for Mindy for a while now,” the housekeeper interrupts his train of thought.
“I assume the same of you,” he replies, still unsure of where this is going.
“I know what you do for her.”
Caspian blinks, folds his arms, leans against the doorway with a jaunty tilt. His magic suit has him sporting a waterfall of ruffles at his wrists today, which has the right effect. “Well, don’t go on and tell the town. I thrive on a bit of mystery.”
But today’s sartorial triumph nor his general attitude do nothing for her, he knows, and he’s not surprised when she ignores him in favor of pressing, “I’m going to need the same.”
If she were younger – if she didn’t have vipers for eyes and, last week, if she hadn’t expressed in no uncertain terms that she would gladly replace his head for the stag mounted on the parlor wall – he might have gone after the easy euphemism and seen what he could do to make her blush. But those factors are not the present predicament, and he’s increasingly unsettled by the way some of the figurines’ eyes seem to be peering right through him.
Having the door at his back and both feet half out of it are a great comfort; so, naturally, she huffs across the room, brushes him aside, and shuts and locks it. He anchors himself to the coatrack plots his escape route around the great bustle of her skirts.
“I had a daughter some time ago,” the housekeeper says, “and I was young and foolish and knew I could never look after her the way she deserved. I’d like you to find her and – well. Tell me how she’s doing.”
Behind her, the audience of pastel-painted figurines, most with mouths half open, watch and wait for his next move. Amazing how much judgment can radiate off things that stand perfectly still.
Clearing his throat, Caspian says, “What do I for Mindy takes precedence, but – I can make it work.”
The housekeeper nods, and – she’s a bit different now, something chipped in her icy facade. She gestures at the armchairs by her knitting baskets and pours him a glass of conciliatory wine.