The Tarot Joke Thread

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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Cynara on February 28th, 2010, 10:07 am

(18:05:36) Cynara tries to control Tarot.
(18:05:43) ChatBot: Cynara rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(18:06:11) Tarot tries to control Cynara
(18:06:18) ChatBot: Tarot rolls 1d6 and gets 5.
(18:06:29) Cynara sobs.
(18:06:46) Tarot patspats
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Sorian on February 28th, 2010, 4:19 pm

What does Tarot have in common with Michelangelo's David, the Venus de Milo and the Creation of Adam?

They're all fine pieces of art. And they're splendid, especially naked.
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Crush on February 28th, 2010, 8:15 pm

When Tarot walks, he's not moving his body.

He's moving the earth.
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Kadurro on March 1st, 2010, 8:57 am

The Leaning Tower of Pisa wasn't built on a poor foundation, it simply tried to bow as Tarot walked past it.
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Tanavar on March 1st, 2010, 3:01 pm

Regular ppl can write their names with their piss in the snow... Chuck Norris can do that in concrete... Tarot can do it in iron...
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Zefiel on March 4th, 2010, 4:02 am

Tarot will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Siana Skyglow on March 16th, 2010, 4:31 am

If they had only asked Tarot the question of Life, the Universe and Everything, he could've told them the answer was 42 in five minutes, rather than after seven and a half million years.
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Zefiel on March 16th, 2010, 10:01 pm

Tarot built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Tarot met all three bullets with his chin, deflecting them.

JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Tyuru on May 8th, 2010, 3:13 pm

(I can't resist a Chuck Norris-style joke!)

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his cupboard for Tarot.

Tarot is who Willis is talking about.
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The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Keane on May 8th, 2010, 3:45 pm

Do you know why the Ethefael fell out of the heavens?

Tarot told them to get off his lawn.
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