by Rythern on June 6th, 2010, 7:50 pm
"A girl dragged me down?" said Rythern with a thoughtful look. "Well, maybe. But I couldn't possibly imagine anyone who'd do something so cruel and unusual."
Fade leaned forward and extracted a blade of grass from his hair, which made the young man cast a quizzical glance up into his dark bangs and wonder just how messy it was, anyway.
Then he laughed. "Nah," Rythern said, "the pigs wouldn't have taken our lunch by accident. Far too cunning, pigs. Want to hear a story about one? Once far away, there lived a little golden-haired girl in a wooden house. She was a very kind, sweet girl, and she was also an excellent cook. One afternoon she heard a knock on her door, so she went to answer it, and lo, there on the doorstep stood a pig with wings."
He cleared his throat to collect his thoughts. He really had no idea where this was going.
"The little girl was quite surprised and pleased. She was not sure what to make of a flying pig, so she invited him in. Unfortunately, she didn't notice the cunning look in that pig's eyes as he stepped inside. He let her cook lunch for him, and he ate it all. Meanwhile, while she was busy chattering away, the pig..." he paused. He needed conflict. "The pig was constantly flicking his gaze around the house, looking here, looking there, and looking for weaknesses which would make it easier to rob later.
"Sure enough, he found a window that had no lock on it. Later that night, when the little girl and her family were fast asleep, the pig crept back up to the wooden house and slipped in through that window." He looked at Fade, and a spark of inspiration hit him. "The pig took all of the food they had, and was just about to leave when he remembered the little girl and her golden, golden hair.
"Well, like all flying pigs, this one had dreams of becoming fabulously rich - and he saw his opportunity with this house. So he snuck into the little golden-haired girl's room, snatched the gold right from her hair, and crept back out with food and gold and his cunning smile."
He poked a wisp of Fade's hair. "Since then," he added jokingly, "she's always been pale-haired."
"But," he said, now that the tale was over, "not to worry, because I've got experience with the little buggers. And I happen to suspect that the likeliest place the flying pigs would've hidden our lunch might... just be..." He was scooting backwards. "Behind this tree. Oh look! Is that a picnic basket?"