Summer 11, 505AV The road to Zeltiva
I woke up that night while the slavers were at the fire. They were talking loudly so that I could eavesdrop on them. The man in the yellow doublet was going on defense. “I swear, it weren't me!”
“Hmph. Are we're supposed to believe one of those slaves, what, got out of their cage, walked about to the front of the wagon, took some beef, but only so much, kindly retied the knot, and then got back in their cage, locked it behind themselves, and gently lay their head down for a good night's sleep?” It was the fat man with the frog face and short gray hair speaking. “This is ludicrous, why don't you just admit you ate it Clyde?”
“Ludi-, you know it's funny Porter, ye ain't look like ye missed a meal once in your life, you fat tub of lard. Maybe ye was feelin' peckish?” I couldn't see it in the dark, but I could just imagine fat Porter's typically pallid complexion getting all red over that statement.
“Yeah!? Maybe I'll break you spine you twiggy little shyke, scrape the marrow out and make a stew! Then we'll see if your rations keep coming up missing, hm!?” I could see his fat throat flapping in the light of the fire, and Porter Jr. was getting this riled up look and staring daggers at Clyde, who'd just insulted his father.
“Gentlemen, gentlemen.” That voice was so low I could barely make it out over the crackling of firewood that it's sound so resembled, but I recognized it was the one eyed leader of the outfit. “Now, let's not resort to accusations. If Clyde says it wasn't him, then we ought to believe him now. He's been our associate for years, and he's never done anything like this before-”
“-Ha! Yeah except for-” it was the man with the red feather in his hat.
“-Yes, Tom, except for that, and that was a long time ago, let's move on from. I'd think our colleague here more than deserves the benefit out the doubt. Perhaps a slave did take it, somehow, or maybe it was an animal. Ravens and racoons can be clever critters. Or, it could have fallen out, somewhere along the way. Maybe it was never even in the bag, and we just miscounted when we took inventory. It doesn't matter now, and we'll probably never know. Let it go gentlemen.” He turned to Clyde. “Let's make sure this doesn't happen again, alright?”
“Alright, alright!” I heard another one say, it was the cross-eyed redhead “Let's have ourselves a game then, gents?” He ruffled around and pulled something out of a bag. “How's a little game of Stammer and Blush sound?”
“It'd sound nice if you weren't always hiding cards Wreck.” The one called Tom said.
“Me!? Cap'n's the one walking around with a Whip tucked in his hat!” The leader of the band laughed and responded in an amicable fashion.
“Well, we'll all just have to keep a keen eye on each other's sleeves then, won't we boys? Deal me in Wreck.”
Yep. And here's where I got myself an idea. I'd heard they were having trouble trusting each other. I thought, Hey, I might do pretty good to help that along there. So, I started working on a plan, formulating in my little head. Maybe I could use this game of Stammer and Blush they were playing. If I could make it look like there was a cheater amongst their ranks, it might happen that I could throw some of the suspicion off of me, and take my food more freely. So, I laid there, stiff as a board, and got to work. First, my right eye. Slowly, slowly, you know the routine, to get it out of my head, and then my right hand too. They were still on their first hand when I got my projected body parts out of their shells. Then, I floated them on over to where they were playing. It was within my range, though enough away that I could tell I wouldn't be doing any heavy lifting. That was alright, because I didn't need to, for what I was planning. As my hand and eye drifted over I made sure to keep my eyes closed, just because it's an odd feeling having on eye looking at one thing and another eye looking at another thing; I guess that was probably how that cross-eyed redhead felt all the time. At any rate, I moved over them over there real smooth like, and found the deck they were playing with. It was sitting on an almost flat rock, that they were using as a game table. I rested my projections over the deck, and made them intangible, so no one bumped into them on accident. From my deck's-eye view I could tell when they were looking at the deck, and when they weren't, so now I just had to wait. |
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