29th Day of Fall, 516AV || The Den, Kenash
"For the last petchin' time: yes, they petch you!"
"Well I dunno how it works 'ere, do I? Might be more, I dunno... more civilized or sumfin'-"
"Have you not been paying attention the last two sodding seasons, Eyes? Parts a' this place make The Berth look soft..."
Konrad felt a twinge of guilt even saying the words; admitting that some part of his hometown, no matter how small, might not go toe-to-toe with this languid, swampy shykeheap, glittering on the Suvan Coast like a turd with a candle stuck to it. But after nearly half a year in Kenash, he'd seen a great deal, and he knew the words to be true.
It's all... what's the word... relative.
One similarity he was certain of, however, was that a massage parlor in Kenash would offer the same, ahem, "extra services" as one in Sunberth. Which was why him and eyes were hitching up their horses across the street from one that... actually didn't look like one.
"Subtle, innit?"
"That's civiliz-zation, for you."
He tried to keep the word from getting chopped up, but the pain him him again and cut right to his lungs. Jumping down from Horse and landing hard was enough for the cracked, bruised bones in his back to judder and crunch down together again. A chorus of silent agony ripped through him and the word just would not come as one. He had to catch his breath, grit his teeth... hope no-one but eyes noticed his weakness.
Bad enough he petching knows.
"Let's just get inside, eh?" Konrad plowed on in his words, and his stride, letting the clank of his various weapons resound especially loudly, just in case anyone mistook him for some crippled old man with a bad back. "Wanna get this over with..."
Ah, yes, he thought as he opened the oddly-silent door and an aroma of fine perfume wafted over them. The crowning sodding irony. Here you are, with coin in a brothel, and the one thing you won't be doing is getting your meat wet.
"Nice place, this..."
Three Eyes was probably right, but Konrad didn't have eyes for the damn decor. He just grunted and kept thinking back with grim satisfaction on the damage he'd done to that bastard Rooj five days ago. Sneaky wee sod, too, but, of course, enjoyed the reversal of the classic Kenashian fortune too much to just end him right then and there.
Konrad didn't make the same mistake.
The smile that he gave Jaadis was laced with fond remembrance of what he'd done to that uppity little sod before he'd killed him. The manager of The Den widened her eyes a touch as she saw the faces of the bottom-feeders "gracing" her establishment, but charm and poise won out every time with Jaadis.
"Gentlemen! How can I help you this evening? What will you be needing?"
"Bath anna' massage fer me," Konrad slapped a handful of gold coins on the counter, and jerked his head back to gesture at a leering Three Eyes. "Him, well... we wants a little more."
He had to admit, the young lady was barely fazed, and even that didn't show much. She sized the two killers up in half a tick and decided exactly who and where. She slid out from behind her gleaming, ebony wood desk and gestured demurely for them to follow, so they did.
"Here for you, ser. I will send your girl in shortly."
"Aye."
Konrad left Three Eyes to Jaadis, oddly confident that the perpetually-composed Dynast would easily handle him. The Sunberth hoodlum had almost as man bodies to his name as Konrad did, but put him in front of a coiffed and posh totty with some iron in her voice, and like all men, he became a little boy. So instead he took off his habitual duster, then his hat, and inspected the room.
Hmm... Eyes wasn't wrong.
The room was tasteful, understated and clearly not meant for just a quick tumble in the sheets. For one thing, the massage table was... well, it could do quite nicely, but it was designed for function, not comfort. A fireplace lay in either side of the room, too, something new to Konrad. Both were crackling merrily with fresh logs burning bright, and a half-dozen pots were bubbling on top of them. Konrad peered over, "food" being his first thought but then-
"Oh. Right. Bath water."
He groaned inwardly. Bathing. That would require him to undress. And, more importantly, lose his weapons. For the tenth time that... let's call it bell, he cursed that bastard healer who insisted to the Radacke that "their man" receive a thorough massage every ten days for at least half a season, "to aid the recuperation and restoration of the torn muscles and cracked bones".
Bollocks, Konrad thought with a snarl as he unbuttoned his shirt and kicked of his boots. Probably all in it together. Radacke, Sitai... just trying to squeeze more coin out of-
The thought was interrupted by the soft sound of the door opening behind him. Konrad had just taken his shirt off, exposing a back built seemingly solely of gamey muscle, crude tattoos and scar tissue to the girl, barely covered by the unkempt and uncut hair hanging in lank, fetid ranks down to almost the middle of his back.
"Gimme a tick, girl," he said as he turned, "Need to get-"
He stopped talking. Stopped thinking for a moment, actually. He saw the eyes and the hair and the perfect curve of her lips and a rush of memories swamped him like a rogue wave. Another bathtub, far out in the Sea of Grass, surrounded by the dead and dying, possessing a treasure, a jewel any slaver would covet. Then her face again, terrified but unwavering even as wing'd monster assaulted their camp and stole men up to be rent apart in the sky.
Losing her without losing her. Seeing her leave him and walking away like he'd walked away from a hundred corpses and only for her did he feel regret. But the moment that feeling stirred, anger like lava boiled in his blood and reddened his face and he remembered why-
Petching mage.
"You?!"
Receipt-5gm