Chat Quotes: I swear I didn't say that.

by **Radiant** on August 26th, 2013, 3:24 am

Nykans were Nykies as shoes?! Why haven't we realize it before? :retard:

(10:15:36) Nuhaine: What kind of shoes do Nykans wear? Nykies?
(10:15:54) Radiant: Gaha, Nuh!
(10:16:01) Radiant: I wish Baldy is here to see this
(10:16:07) Nuhaine: Lol =)
(10:16:08) Kit_Rowan: bad pun sir.
(10:17:21) Balderdash: Mm?
(10:17:25) Balderdash: I am here!
(10:17:33) Radiant: Nuhaine said
(10:17:37) Radiant: Nykans were Nykies as shoes
(10:17:41) Balderdash:

(10:18:02) Balderdash: Nykans wear stuff that can take cobblestone well.
(10:18:43) Balderdash: Gaha!
(10:18:53) Balderdash: So nice, dependable leather
(10:19:04) Nuhaine: This solving the five-old minute mystery. Nykans do wear Nykies.
(10:19:05) Nuhaine: o.O
(10:19:08) Savio leans on Baldy
(10:19:08) Balderdash: Baha!
(10:19:14) Sayren_WindDancer: Baldy knows
(10:19:14) Radiant: C-can I quote?
(10:19:20) Balderdash: Yes.

by **Edreina** on August 27th, 2013, 12:06 am

(18:58:09) Aider_Silander: Edre! Perfect. I need you to summon your crazy Savage boytoy please.
(18:58:12) Aider_Silander: Also hello.
(18:58:16) Balderdash: And also you can see a man fly through a window.
(18:58:23) Jorin_Ertihan: Hello Edreina.
(18:58:25) Meville_Brightshade: Ximal? lol
(18:58:29) Edreina: You do? Why? xD
(18:58:42) Meville_Brightshade: I like that it's connected to the underworld. Mmmm tasty.
(18:58:50) Savio: Ximal is just one of the many critters of Nyka
(18:58:52) Aider_Silander: Cause I need his expert advice on certain people of his own kind.
(18:59:01) Edreina: Ah one second...
(18:59:05) ChatBot: Razkar logs into the Chat.
(18:59:10) Aider_Silander: O-o
(18:59:11) Savio: o.o
(18:59:14) Jorin_Ertihan: Ask and ye shall recieve.
(18:59:16) Aider_Silander: I wasn't expecting that to work.
(18:59:18) Abstract: O.o
(18:59:19) Balderdash: Gahahaha!
(18:59:21) Meville_Brightshade: lol
(18:59:22) Abstract: Holy cow
(18:59:22) Balderdash: Hello Raz.

(18:59:23) Edreina: You're welcome. ^_^
(18:59:23) Jorin_Ertihan: I didn't even have to sacrifice Kit that time!

And then..

(19:02:10) Razkar: EEEEK!

No context for that one... Just the image of Razkar "Eeek"ing... Oh and then the images conjured by Balderdash... >.>

(19:02:41) Gale_McCenry: Razzle Dazzle!
(19:02:42) Balderdash: Raz hasn't been afraid for six months.
(19:02:47) Balderdash: ...
(19:02:48) Savio: You guys have made my night.
(19:02:57) Balderdash: I'm imagining Razkar in nothing but a electric pink feather boa now.
(19:02:59) Balderdash: I hate you, gale.
(19:03:03) Meville_Brightshade: loool
(19:03:07) Gale_McCenry: Haha!!
(19:03:10) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Fabulous.
(19:03:10) Balderdash: It glitters, too.
(19:03:18) Aider_Silander: :|
(19:03:19) Gale_McCenry bows
(19:03:20) Balderdash: Well, that's not true. He's also wearing a white thong.

by **Ball** on August 27th, 2013, 10:41 am

... sides from the odd tats and stuff raz might look hot...

by **Soshakuakamamushi** on August 27th, 2013, 6:53 pm

So... we were talking about Malediction...

(01:50:04) Verilian: "The Fists of Kreig" Maledicted gloves made from the skinned hands of Kreig the brawler. They grant the user enhanced brawling abilities, but also make them more likely to start a brawl for no reason.
(01:51:11) Sekai: Double edged sword?
(01:51:27) Verilian: Most items that I award are a double edged sword
(01:51:34) Radiant: "For no reason"
(01:51:36) Radiant: I love it
(01:51:36) Jorin_Ertihan: Oh man, I wish Kreig was here to see that

by **Trickster** on August 27th, 2013, 10:11 pm

Another Djed talk in chat

(15:07:12) Balderdash: For posterity. The man who made it all explains.
(15:07:15) Jorin_Ertihan: It's like saying, "I'm drunk, so I'm drinking some coffee to be more alert! But now I'm too alert, so I'm drinking more beer!"
(15:07:16) Balderdash: This is truth!

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by **Edreina** on August 29th, 2013, 1:53 am

(20:44:48) Edreina: Horse reins have no 'g' Viper.
...
(20:45:20) Viper: huh. word seems to think it does. lol
...
(20:45:34) Edreina: That is the reign of a monarchy or whatnot
(20:45:51) Viper: ah. blast. correcting now
(20:45:59) Edreina:

...
(20:46:21) Markus_Andres: Reign of King Markus
...
(20:46:30) Banickle wants to reign over Whatnot for at least a day.
(20:46:55) Aider_Silander:

(20:46:56) Kit_Rowan offers Bani the Whatnow crown
(20:47:05) Banickle: People of Whatnot! Behold! We are on the dawn of a new day! A new way of life!
(20:47:11) Markus_Andres: Emperor Banickle controls Markus by his reins
(20:47:36) Banickle: We shall go from Whatnot, to Whatnow?!
(20:47:37) Viper: yup...got it. lol
(20:47:59) Ceira_Everwood: What are you talking about?
(20:48:01) Edreina: To Whathow!
(20:48:07) Banickle: Woot!
(20:48:11) Banickle: Rejoice!
(20:48:31) Banickle: Bring in the cow!
(20:48:47) Banickle: The Hownow Browncow!
(20:49:22) Banickle sacrifices said cow, just now.
(20:49:57) Banickle runs away.
(20:49:59) ChatBot: Banickle logs out of the Chat.

by **Radiant** on August 29th, 2013, 6:06 pm

Oh my Jack...

(00:42:39) Gale_McCenry: Oh, thank you Jack!
(00:42:49) Radiant: Jack, the most common name... ever
(00:42:56) Meville_Brightshade: I love it.
(00:43:05) Licearsvansan: Lol
(00:43:09) Radiant: I can name 10 jacks out of my head right now.. many more will come if I think more
(00:43:27) Meville_Brightshade: It's a good name. Solid. So think I and a large majority of other humans. haha.
(00:44:32) Licearsvansan: Men tend to have short 1-2 syllable names.
(00:45:04) Licearsvansan: Its actually attractive for them to have short names....
(00:45:07) Radiant: Jack, Jack Sparrow, Jack (From King Kong), Jack the Barkeep, Jack of Blades (Fable), Jackie Chan, Jackson, Jack (Dragon Quest), Jack (Samurai Jack), others...
(00:45:26) Aider_Silander: Jack Black.
(00:45:32) Radiant: Yesss
(00:45:37) Gale_McCenry: Nah uh uh!
(00:45:41) Gale_McCenry: Radiant
(00:45:44) Aider_Silander: Jack and the order of the Pheonix.
(00:45:46) Aider_Silander: Wait
(00:45:47) Jorin_Ertihan: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...
(00:45:48) Gale_McCenry: It's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
(00:46:02) Radiant: :| Captain...
(00:46:03) Aider_Silander: Jack and the Bean stock.
(00:46:04) Harrier: Wasn't there a Jack in Titanic?
(00:46:07) Jorin_Ertihan: Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water.
(00:46:11) Aider_Silander: Don't let go Jack
(00:46:13) Radiant: Oh yes! Jack (Titanic)
(00:46:16) Radiant: Jack and Jill
(00:46:16) Aider_Silander: Never let go!
(00:46:28) Jorin_Ertihan: Jack the Ripper.
(00:46:30) Harrier: It's "I'll never let go"
(00:46:32) Gale_McCenry: Jack the Giant Slayer
(00:46:32) Aider_Silander: Jaacck!
(00:46:36) Gale_McCenry: Jack adn the bean stock
(00:46:38) Jorin_Ertihan: Spring-heeled Jack...
(00:46:42) Licearsvansan: Jack Daniels.
(00:46:43) Radiant: Seee?!!
(00:46:46) Radiant: So common!
(00:46:49) Radiant: I'm gonna quote this
(00:47:21) Aider_Silander: Jack in a box.
(00:47:28) Licearsvansan: XD
(00:47:28) Kit_Rowan: Jack Frost.
(00:47:30) Caelum: Jack Harness.
(00:47:54) Licearsvansan: You're gonna need a bigger quote radiant.

And it still continues...

by **Radiant** on August 29th, 2013, 7:05 pm

Chat presents... Mizahar Gods Pick-up Line!

Edited unnecessary parts or it would be loooooong...

(01:41:24) Kreig_Messer: Ivak: I just want to set a flame in your heart
(01:42:17) Kreig_Messer: Myri: Would you like a war in my chambers?
(01:42:17) Kit_Rowan: They can be best friends, too. Close colleagues.
(01:42:55) Savio: Tavasi: Would you like to put a little Spring into your step?
(01:43:20) Kreig_Messer: Rakkeli: Oh..it looks like you need a bit of my healing touch
(01:43:24) Radiant: Dira: Are you dying to see me?
(01:43:24) Alses: Sivah: Sexy time!
(01:43:47) Harrier: Zulrav: Let me BLOW you away
(01:44:00) Radiant: Sylir: I'm dead.
(01:44:22) Kreig_Messer: Windoak: allow me to take root...
(01:44:26) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: Laviku: Ever meet a real Seaman?
(01:44:27) Alses: Nikali: I'll be your heart's desire.
(01:44:56) Radiant: Siku: Ssssahahaha! Let'sss have sssome... fun time... *Cracks whip*
(01:45:17) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: Tanroa: I can assure you, my timing is impeccable.
(01:45:22) Kit_Rowan: Siku: "Let me sssseee your ssssnake."
(01:45:43) Radiant: Siku: You sssnake is like a Viper. Ssssmall!
(01:45:51) Kreig_Messer: Lhex: Believe me, this here is fate thats led you to my chambers
(01:45:57) Harrier: Krysus: I'll leave you screaming for more.
(01:45:59) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: Ivak: Is it just me? or is it hot in here?
(01:46:17) Harrier: Nah, he'd be "This girl is on FIYAH"
(01:46:29) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: Hahaha
(01:46:52) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: Morwen: Let's go cool off a bit.
(01:46:59) Harrier: Myri: Victory will be yours *eyebrow wiggle*
(01:47:19) Harrier: Izurdin: Take your time.
(01:47:37) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: Isurdin: *holds up hammer* this isn't my Hammer
(01:47:43) Harrier: Kelwyn: What were we doing again?
(01:47:45) Kit_Rowan: Kelwyn: "You know, I'm all about lost causes . . ."
(01:47:58) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: *whispers into ear* The hammer is my *demerit*
(01:48:06) Harrier: Akvin: Let's get Eywaat in on this x)
(01:48:13) Sayren_WindDancer: Rhysol: The greatest evil in the world, is not joining me in bed tonight

(01:48:21) Kreig_Messer: Yshul: lets just steal that forbidden fruit
(01:48:27) Harrier: Xyna: You gotta pay me first.
(01:48:45) Kit_Rowan: Ionu doesn't need a pickup line.
(01:48:51) Kit_Rowan: THey just need to quirk their eyebrow a bit.
(01:48:58) Kreig_Messer: Uphis: Care to polish my blade?
(01:49:07) Kit_Rowan: Rhaus: "I can play you like a harp."
(01:49:29) Harrier: Sivah: I'm known to be quite...excessive.
(01:49:55) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: Priskil: Let's brighten your day a bit.
(01:49:58) Kit_Rowan: Qalaya: "I remember every 'trick' that was ever known . . ."
(01:50:00) Revy_Hiroe: Myri: You'll never win me over
(01:50:06) Kreig_Messer: Sagallius: Oh I know how to press your 'buttons'
(01:50:12) Radiant: Vayth: My seed shall spread the plague to your body...
(01:50:25) Harrier: Ruros: ARRRRGHHHH
(01:50:27) Kit_Rowan: Rak'keli: Up for some sexual healing?
(01:50:39) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: Vayth: I can be sickeningly thorough.
(01:50:58) Kit_Rowan: Semele: What fine gems you have
(01:51:07) Harrier: Xhyvas: Come over here and experience a transcendence you never knew before
(01:51:15) Kreig_Messer: Bala: its time to reap the 'harvest'
(01:51:36) Kit_Rowan: Tanroa: A goddess is never late, nor is she early . . .
(01:51:38) Harrier: Priskil: It shines when you-
(01:51:48) Harrier: lol better not finish that one
(01:52:14) Kit_Rowan: Xyna: Let's stimulate the local economy
(01:52:30) Radiant: I want to quote this, but it would be one hell of a post
(01:52:42) Kreig_Messer: Do eet
(01:52:45) Harrier: edit out the excess like the chatbots and unrelated
(01:52:46) Ricky: Do so.
(01:52:51) Harrier: that'll cut it down some
(01:52:55) Lorelai_Stormwatcher: Yshul: Let me see your jewels and, to someone who is... uninitiated... "I'm not just into stealing money, I steal other things too" *unzips pants
(01:53:17) ChatBot: Vanator logs into the Chat.
(01:53:25) Vanator: what the shyke is going on in here
(01:53:33) Harrier: Nikali: Whip it whip it good

And...

(01:57:21) Harrier: Uldr:Braaaiinnnsssss

by **Radiant** on August 30th, 2013, 2:47 am

Hahahahaha!

2 Conversation, 1 Ambiguous Praetorian statement.

(09:36:37) Jorin_Ertihan: Garush Saltspray
(09:36:48) Jorin_Ertihan: salty, 56 year old Svefra sea dog
(09:37:00) Jorin_Ertihan: currently lighthouse keeper for Kenash
(09:37:02) Praetorian: Svefra? -perks up-
(09:37:13) Noaru: Depends on what this offer looks like, Praetor
(09:37:22) Jorin_Ertihan: Git offa mah lighthouse, ya darn kids!
(09:37:30) Praetorian: It'll look like awesome, Noaru
(09:37:42) Noaru: Show me xD
(09:37:54) Ceira_Everwood: Just teach them how to fly Jorin. Fling them off the top.
(09:38:02) Ceira_Everwood: Guarantee they won't be back.
(09:38:17) Praetorian: http://www.mizahar.com/forums/to?pic33667.html Skip to the fourth page and move backwards. Newest ones are the best.
(09:38:27) Radiant: Ceira would make a great mother. Mhm
(09:38:33) Jorin_Ertihan: heheh
(09:38:47) Jorin_Ertihan: "You misbehaved? You know, mommy teaches bad little boys to fly."
(09:38:48) Praetorian: Well except for Aider's. It's ugly.
(09:38:48) Ceira_Everwood: I would. They will be independent children.
(09:39:04) Jorin_Ertihan: *crash* "waaaah!"
(09:39:24) Tallis: Oooh, those are so pretty
(09:39:31) Ceira_Everwood: Gahaha!
(09:39:49) Noaru: looks at his templates, still thinks they're awesome
(09:39:55) Praetorian: I think my favorite ones are the ones I've made and put up for adoption... They are lovely. :3
(09:40:13) Miro: are we still talking kids?
(09:40:29) Praetorian: No, postboxes XDD
(09:40:43) Seleucus: I would love a new template.
(09:40:48) Miro: wait

(09:40:49) Jorin_Ertihan: Interesting. I think Praetorian was not referring to kids, but her post still makes perfect sense in that context

(09:40:50) Miro: WAIT
(09:40:57) Miro: alric promised me great things...
(09:41:01) Praetorian: Go to the link, fill it out, and send it to my PC in a PM
(09:41:03) Radiant: Yes, agree.
(09:41:14) Radiant: It would make perfect sense and so so wrong
(09:41:27) Radiant: "I think my favorite ones are the ones I've made and put up for adoption... They are lovely. :3" <- mentioning her kids
(09:41:30) Radiant: Dahahahaha!
(09:41:36) Miro: it just made so much sense to me
(09:41:38) Praetorian: I'm waiting for Radiant to quote it.. xD
(09:41:42) Tallis: Miro: Did Alric promise you children?
(09:41:52) Radiant: Quoting!
(09:41:59) Miro: children count as "great things"
(09:42:05) Alric_Wilmot: Why would you even think that?[/color]

by **Edreina** on August 30th, 2013, 9:45 pm

How often does this happen to you in chat? xD Gosh dern mods and their deceiving names. ;P

(16:43:52) Licearsvansan: Your a sick man praetorian.
(16:43:58) Praetorian: I'm a woman.