Chat Quotes: I swear I didn't say that.

by **Edreina** on October 23rd, 2013, 4:06 am

Baldy just made my night... Sorry about all of the background, but I found it to be necessary. xD (...)Indicates unrelated content.

(22:56:31) Shirayuki: Raz's toy will be toyed no more 0.o *gasp!*
(22:56:34) Balderdash cuddles Edry.
...
(22:56:38) Balderdash: Que.
(22:56:43) Edreina tacklestabs Shira
(22:57:05) Edreina: Oooh. Are you talking about their possible break-up thread?
(22:57:08) Shirayuki gets tacklestabbed
(22:57:21) Ireth_Telemnar: ...
(22:57:24) Shirayuki: Yesh, thats what I'm referring to
(22:57:27) Ireth_Telemnar: Edre and Raz broke up?
(22:57:40) Ireth_Telemnar: Why am I ALWAYS the last to know?!?!
(22:57:56) Edreina: There is the possibility that he will continue to chase the ghost of his ex lover... Edreina is tired of being drug around on a wild salmon chase.
(22:57:59) Shirayuki: Raz is chasing the skirt of a ghost. Edri go rage quit on Raz
(22:58:03) Niall_Hammerfist: *swoops in on the rebound* Hi... how ya doin.
(22:58:13) Balderdash: Delicious salmon.
(22:58:16) Ireth_Telemnar: I hate everything.
(22:58:16) Edreina snorts and dissolves into laughter.
(22:58:21) Shirayuki: Sashimi?
(22:58:29) Ireth_Telemnar: Edre and Raz were supposed to be together forever.
(22:58:37) Balderdash: With that nose ring, Ireth?
(22:58:42) Katerina_Deveraux: *pets Ireth*
(22:58:42) Ireth_Telemnar: *starts crying*
(22:58:52) Katerina_Deveraux: *cuddles*
(22:58:55) Balderdash: I'm amazed they lasted past the first kiss.
(22:59:03) Edreina waves hand dismissively. "Edreina hasn't even said the L word yet."
(22:59:05) Shirayuki: Uh huh. And Kouri was suppose to stay as the chahkram wielding Loli gothic tentacle momster
(22:59:09) Edreina: Me too! -shudders-
(22:59:11) Balderdash: "My hair is stuck in your face!"
(22:59:12) Ireth_Telemnar: I don't know what to live for anymore.
(22:59:20) Balderdash: Irethreth and Savio?
(22:59:30) Edreina: Jaysus... I didn't know Radreina was so popular o.o
(22:59:31) Ireth_Telemnar: If not Edre and Raz, there is surely no hope for Ire and Savi.
(22:59:35) Ireth_Telemnar: Its all over.
...
(23:01:09) Ireth_Telemnar: I looked up to Edre and Raz so much... What?!
(23:01:17) Assilsa_Curare: Love you to Ero
(23:01:18) Balderdash: Why>
(23:01:20) Balderdash: ?*
(23:01:27) Balderdash: They're a horridly unhealthy couple.
(23:01:35) Ireth_Telemnar:

(23:01:35) Balderdash: Raz especially is just a mess.
(23:01:37) Ireth_Telemnar: Fine.
...
(23:01:39) Ireth_Telemnar: FINE!
(23:01:48) Ireth_Telemnar: *runs off crying*
(23:01:51) Balderdash: Go! Be free, little Ireth!
(23:01:53) Balderdash: Oh.
...
(23:01:55) Balderdash: Well.
(23:01:56) Edreina: And here I thought they were the perfect Yin and Yang
(23:02:12) Balderdash dispatches the flying tissue brigades.
(23:02:37) Balderdash: If the yang is mentally ill, yes.
(23:02:48) Balderdash: I bet he pierced his yang, too....
...
(23:03:19) Balderdash: There's at least eight of them.
(23:03:36) Balderdash: They jangle when he walks.
(23:03:54) Balderdash: If he pelvic thrusts they play "Starry Night."
...
(23:04:36) Balderdash: They do the Alphabet Song if he helicopters.
(23:04:44) Erosynielissave: XD
(23:04:45) Shirayuki: "Pelvic Thrust!" *Starry night plays in background* XD
(23:04:57) Niall_Hammerfist: That's.... messed up
(23:05:04) Balderdash: They're made from the bones of his exes.

by **Alva Marek** on October 23rd, 2013, 4:35 am

Gods that was undeniably the best thing I have ever read from Baldy in chat so far. XD

by **Alva Marek** on October 23rd, 2013, 6:28 am

How it began:
(02:06:19) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) *offers pie*
(02:08:13) Erosynielissave: (whispers to Kreig_Messer) *noms pie*
(02:09:14) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) *hugs*
And then...
(02:09:41) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) ...and soon I'll fatten all of chat and place them in my oven, Mwahahahahah...wait I said that outload
(02:10:59) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) *murders you to keep his secret safe*
(02:11:39) Erosynielissave: (whispers to Kreig_Messer) *is murdered*
(02:12:11) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) *buries the body in the Adams family's backyard*
(02:13:32) Erosynielissave: (whispers to Kreig_Messer) *is a happy ghost*
(02:14:12) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) *snuggles a ghosty*
(02:14:44) Erosynielissave: (whispers to Kreig_Messer) *is snuggled*
(02:15:05) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) *smuggles*
(02:16:24) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) *wears a funny mustache and monocle to get through customs*
(02:19:02) Erosynielissave: (whispers to Kreig_Messer) oh gods Kreig! XD
(02:21:00) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) I say, such a quaint little plane, I do so hope you don't find the mysterious bag I am carrying to be of suspicious nature, despite the amount of movement you see it is but a non assuming bag containing a ghost, hohohohoho
(02:21:56) Erosynielissave: (whispers to Kreig_Messer) you do realized I am going to quote this right? XD
(02:23:04) Erosynielissave: (whispers to Kreig_Messer) *struggles in the bag* let me oooout!!!!
(02:23:09) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) oh dear, my illicit affairs shall be witness by all then. I suppose I shall turn myself in to the proper authorities

by **Erosynielissave** on October 23rd, 2013, 6:40 am

Kreig then proceeded to kidnap us all and place us in display cases. XD

by **Assilsa Curare** on October 23rd, 2013, 10:06 am

Yes he did >.>

by **Assilsa Curare** on October 23rd, 2013, 10:09 am

(20:02:49) Rhys_Blodwen: ... What?
(20:03:34) Assilsa_Curare: peanuts
(20:03:43) Rhys_Blodwen: Um
(20:03:44) Kreig_Messer: Miznuts?
(20:03:53) ChatBot: Pantaleon has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:03:53) ChatBot: Pantaleon logs into the Chat.
(20:04:09) Rhys_Blodwen: Hiya, Panta.
(20:04:39) Assilsa_Curare: Dont!
(20:04:45) Assilsa_Curare: hey Tale
(20:04:48) Rhys_Blodwen: Kreig, now I want Miznuts.
(20:05:05) Assilsa_Curare: what are Miznuts
(20:05:07) Fallon: Right, I'm off for a bit. Need to go hunting.
(20:05:09) Fallon: Tatta.
(20:05:11) ChatBot: Fallon logs out of the Chat.
(20:05:19) Rhys_Blodwen: She's too quick.
(20:05:24) Assilsa_Curare: very
(20:05:28) Kreig_Messer: Miz Peanuts?
(20:05:49) Rhys_Blodwen: Half as fun.
(20:05:51) Assilsa_Curare: yummy
(20:06:01) Rhys_Blodwen: Miznuts sounds wonderful.
(20:07:09) Assilsa_Curare: do they come with salt?
(20:07:19) Kreig_Messer: yes
(20:07:30) Kreig_Messer: (whispers) *snuggles again because he can't help it*
(20:07:43) Assilsa_Curare: (whispers to Kreig_Messer) hehe your very snuggly
(20:07:51) Rhys_Blodwen crouches down, ninja style, sneakhugs Kreig*
(20:08:10) Kreig_Messer: *pirate hugs Rhys*
(20:08:17) ChatBot: Senghor_Vilhjalmr has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:08:22) Assilsa_Curare: *avoids the hugs*
(20:08:46) Rhys_Blodwen: Ninjas and Pirates and Cannibals, oh my!

by **Shane Wallsly** on October 23rd, 2013, 10:35 am

(11:30:19) Shane_Wallsly: The dice roll feature on here is so useful.
(11:30:20) Assilsa_Curare: dice
(11:30:56) Rhys_Blodwen: Mission accomplished.
(11:30:58) Rhys_Blodwen: I posted.
(11:31:02) Shane_Wallsly: It helps me pcik what movies to watch on Netflix.
(11:31:22) ChatBot: Rhys_Blodwen rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(11:31:27) Rhys_Blodwen: Kung Fu Panda!
(11:31:39) Shane_Wallsly: I pick out a few I like apply numbers to them, roll a die and boom. I've got a movie.
(11:31:58) Shane_Wallsly: Oh my! I actually ended up watching that lsast night!
(11:32:38) Rhys_Blodwen: *Facedesk*

by **Radiant** on October 23rd, 2013, 1:34 pm

When you say "Axe", Bolivar appears.

(20:30:50) Shane_Wallsly: Plus I like axes.
(20:31:22) Shane_Wallsly: Nice hand axes like the Vikings or Dwarves use not those terrible double sided 'great axes'.
(20:32:03) Radiant: Dwarves use double sided great axes...
(20:32:23) Fallon: Omnom axes.
(20:32:39) Shane_Wallsly: Sometimes Dwarves use one handed axes.
(20:32:44) Shane_Wallsly: I've seen it.
(20:33:08) Shane_Wallsly: But theey are most commonly pictured with the great axe so I suppose you're right.
(20:33:10) ChatBot: Bolivar logs into the Chat.
(20:33:18) Radiant: Speaking of axes!
(20:33:24) Shane_Wallsly: Big, clunky weapons that they are.
(20:33:26) Bolivar: Where my peeps at?
(20:33:27) Radiant: Here's the axe squire!
(20:33:35) Bolivar: AXE!

by **Phyolea** on October 24th, 2013, 12:40 am

(19:37:40) Mirage: Meditation requires deep meditation where you separate your mind from your body so that your mind can alter your physical djed
(19:37:48) Radiant: ...
(19:37:53) Mirage: Morphing I mean
(19:37:55) Radiant: Meditation requires deep meditation?
(19:37:59) Radiant: Oh.. :-)

(19:38:01) Mirage: Yes...
(19:38:16) Radiant: I thought it was Department of Redundancy Department
(19:38:18) Mirage: To meditate you must first learn how to learn
(19:38:22) Kit_Rowan: You must meditate to meditate.
(19:38:25) Radiant: to meditate...
(19:38:31) Phyolea: lol
(19:38:33) Kit_Rowan: Therefore, none may learn to meditate.
(19:38:37) Alasdair: This all makes perfect sense.
(19:38:47) Kit_Rowan: Because you must already know how to meditate, to learn to meditate.
(19:38:54) Mirage: All are meditating even now bc your nothing but a dream I'm having
(19:38:56) Alasdair: To meditate I must mediate on mediating, and alter my alteration of myself.
(19:39:07) Radiant: Indeed!
(19:39:09) Alasdair: Mirage... inception.

by **Trickster** on October 25th, 2013, 12:01 am

Too perfect! XD

(16:56:53) Arundel: Turned in my old abandoned smutt thread with Kreig for grading.
(16:56:54) Alea_Davenport: dhani
(16:56:57) Kai_Spyridon: Pycon?
(16:56:57) Alea_Davenport: drykas
(16:57:02) Assilsa_Curare: Myrain ?
(16:57:04) Trickster: I may be little, but not Pycon little...
(16:57:13) Sayren_WindDancer: and now Aru has a smutt thread with Aru

(16:57:18) Sayren_WindDancer: *hugs Aru*
(16:57:19) Kai_Spyridon: hmm...
(16:57:29) Sayren_WindDancer: I meant Sayren
(16:57:33) Arundel pats Sayren's bum
(16:57:54) Arundel: Trickster... you just made think...
(16:58:15) Assilsa_Curare: Tricky is it a Myrain?
(16:58:20) Kai_Spyridon: Inarta?
(16:58:29) Kai_Spyridon: Konti?
(16:58:31) Harrier: What about the gingers?!
(16:58:32) Arundel: Imagine a man in Mizahar about to get hot and heavy with a lady, and when he takes his breeches off she yells "Oh, it's as small as a Pycon! How cute!"