I watched twilight. Fell asleep 45 minutes in. Dreamed of being Van Helsing, only I was carrying a gun that shot stakes, the one from Painkiller.
Otherwise, I'd have to say most anything by M. Night Shamalamma and Uwe Boll. Except The Happening, it was alright up until the last 30 minutes or so, right before they met the large caravan of other people and the Army guy. After that, the only good parts were the gruesome suicides I got to laugh at.