[Wind Reach OOC] Touching The Sky

[Flicker]

Hello all you wonderful little redheads!

Please pay attention to the stickies at the top of the forum! Please read them! Please read the Calender. Please read the Posting Guide. Please read the Posting Guide. There is a lot of pertinent information contained within the Posting Guide. Please read it. That would be the Posting Guide. And the Calender.

Read all the lore regarding Wind Reach and its inhabitants. I don't care if you don't read anything about any other aspect of Mizahar. If you're posting here it's because you've got a working knowledge of the culture. If you have questions, there are four--FOUR--storytellers available to answer them. If we didn't want to help you, we wouldn't be storytellers!

Please, I'm here to help. If you need help, if you need clarification, I'm available. Drop a note in my office or PM me. If you need moderation to gain a skill, if you want something to happen to your character, you have to tell me.

Thank you. The end.

[Daeva Timandre]

Hey guys may or may not start here, depends if I want to put the effort into HOW and WHY I went here.

Cheers!

[Flicker]

All right loves, I need something from you!

For those of you that are Yasi or Cheit or Avora or Endal and want to change your stars, focus! There's been some interest in the Mid-Winter Judgement. You can find it mentioned near the middle of the write-up on the Stained Glass Gallery, which can be found on the link map stickied to the top of the forum. Following? If not, let me know. Anyway. It's where Val announces the change in caste, either up or down. If your character is at such a point in their life, I want to hear about as well as why you think they should get a certain caste assignment.

I think this is a great and rare moment to have played out for your character. I want answers from each and every one of you! Especially you younger characters!

Flicker

[Gossamer]

Hi Wind Reach Folks!

I just wanted to welcome all the new people and encourage them to post open threads. If anyone wants to start on a certain pathway career wise please let me know. We might be lacking a location or a mentor for you, but we can certainly find one or have one created. Any and all questions can be directed at myself, Dreamcatcher, Flicker, or Phoenix. There's lots of staff here so don't be afraid to utilize them for moderation or any sort of thing you might need.

Also, Newbs: USE THIS THREAD. POST HERE! Say HI! Spam. Tell Jokes. Let us get to know you. The OOC is for chatter and silliness and for gathering parties for adventure etc. You guys are way too shy using this thread. We use it for announcements, sure, but its YOUR ooc thread.

Also, after the season change, I'm going to be paring down my threads because I've been finding it hard to moderate all over the four winds. I'm going to start only new threads in Wind Reach and the Unforgiven to maximize my moderation and promote Wind Reach further. You'll see me get rather busy in the next few weeks here since I plan on finishing one big project a weekend while I can.

Regards,

Gossamer

[Kellan Lucia]

Since Goss said we should tell jokes I'll throw one in to get everyone warmed up >:3

*pounders jokes because most of the ones she knows are more verbal jokes*

This one I got from Stitch!! <3

Why can't you hear when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent!!!!

*bows* Thank you. You have been a glorious audience.

[Mao]

*Secretly watches in the shadows...secretly.*

Don't pet, I bite.

[Tavaltia]

So yeah, I would agree I have been far to quiet

*YELLS BOTHERSOME NOISES*

well now that, that is out of the way, Hi all I'm Tav, for all who haven't met me in chat already. I come from a long line of crazy, and well yeah that's about all I have to say.

[Sairque]

*Secretly pets the secret Mao from afar and snortles at the Stitch joke*

Not gonna tell the pink ping ball joke?

[Kellan Lucia]

Hmmmm, I can!!! It is just so silly!!!

Okay kids, this is the epic tale of the pink ping pong balls. Gather round uncle Kellan! I won't bite... much.

Once upon a time there was a boy and for his birthday he asked his parents for 10 pink ping pong balls. His parents found this request very odd but they got them for him wanting to make their beloved son happy.

The next year the boy's birthday rolled around again and his parents asked him what he wanted for his birthday. He simply answered "I want 100 pink ping pong balls." His parents were still very confused about why on earth he would want so many ping pong balls. Still, they filled the boy's request.

For years and years to come the boy continued to request pink ping pong balls and each year the number increased. Each year the boy parents gave the boy his wish without a question just to have the same request the next year.

Finally one unlucky day years down the line the boy got in a horrible accident. He was rushed off to the hospital and his parents came to his bedside as soon as they heard he was hurt. When they reached him they said "Are you okay honey? What can we do for you?" He looked over to them and smiled. "I am dying. I have one final request before I pass on." he said. Not wanting to deny their son his dieing wish they agreed. "Please bring me a million pink ping pong balls." he said weakly. His father reached out to his hand with a strange look on his face. "Son, we have been giving you these ping pong balls for years. Please tell us why you want them so badly." he said. The boy smiled "Get me my dieing wish and I will tell you father." he said.

The father went out and came back with a truck load of pink ping pong ball and rushed up to his son's bedside. "Son! We have gotten you your dieing wish! One million pink ping pong balls! Now please, tell us why you wanted them." he pleaded. The boy smiled and weakly opened his mouth. "It is simple father. I wanted them because..." and then he died.

THE END

[Sira]

But... but.. why? So many.. ping pong balls... *explodes*