(09:56:47) Gossamer: What's Lebramme's story anyhow?
(09:57:21) Gossamer dies laughing over the Wilson verses House war.
(09:57:31) Tarot: well, it was a dark and stormy night...
(09:58:44) Gossamer: oh oh... roundable storytelling?
(09:58:44) Kadurro adds dark and stormy sound effects.
(09:59:25) Tarot: I did my part with the original setting... someone else take over!
(09:59:28) Gossamer: ... and Lebramme's mum was outside pulling down the laundry before the rain could come in when suddely...
(09:59:46) Gossamer: Wait.. that was unclear.
(10:00:04) Gossamer: ... And Lebramme's mum was outside frantically pulling down the laundry off the drying line before the rain could set in.... when suddenly....!
(10:00:09) Gossamer passes it to Kami.
(10:00:14) Kadurro: xD
(10:01:35) Nyahna_Sasin: Her drunk husband staggered out?
(10:01:49) Kadurro: Works for me.
(10:02:02) Gossamer: Sure why not... your turn kaddy
(10:02:38) Kadurro: So Lebramme's dad staggered out and demanded that Lebramme's mom make him a sammich immediately, when...
(10:03:00) Gossamer hates when that happens.
(10:03:33) Gossamer adds a sound effect from the back of the room... "Woman, where's me sammich!"
(10:03:39) Kadurro: xD
(10:03:42) Nyahna_Sasin: The bread revolted! Having heard that the big lump wanted to eat yet another of them, they......
(10:03:57) Kadurro: I like this story so far.
(10:04:17) Gossamer knew that was gonna happen! Darn bread!
(10:04:29) Kamalia_Timandre: xD Hahah.
(10:04:50) Tarot: left the house in an orderly line, walking on their lower corners and declared their independency...
(10:05:15) Gossamer: Leaving only their sad pathetic little crusts behind... cause everyone knows no one wants the crust.
(10:05:44) Nyahna_Sasin: This sparked a revolt from the peanut butter jar, who loved the jam, and eloped with her
(10:05:53) Kadurro: ...and the bread rose up (no pun intended) only to realize that it was a dark and stormy night, and it was about to rain. Fortunately for the bread, however.
(10:05:56) Kadurro: ..*
(10:06:13) Tarot: Lebramme's house was foodless. *dramatic cello notes*
(10:06:24) Gossamer makes lightening sounds again.
(10:06:29) Colombina: Lebramme witnessed this strange parade of food from his room in the broom closet, and immediately questioned the quality of the mushrooms his mother put in the stew the night before.
(10:06:54) Kadurro: Colombina's got the right direction going!

(10:07:25) Nyahna_Sasin: The jam and Peanut butter jars ran away, covered by their plastic caps, protected from the rain. However, they did not make it, for a hungry charoda was in their path
(10:07:57) Gossamer wonders where the darn charoda came from... does Lebramme live near the sea?
(10:08:03) Tarot: Lebramme knew he had to do something...
(10:08:07) Kadurro: Sea of Grass..?
(10:08:35) Nyahna_Sasin: As he watched these procedings, Lebramme did vow to be a mage, and return the food to their rightful cuboard
(10:09:08) Gossamer is soooo lost in this story.. dancing food? PBJ romances? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
(10:09:24) Kadurro: And where's my daddy's sammich?!
(10:09:29) Nyahna_Sasin: This is MIZAHAR!
(10:09:55) Colombina: and with his mage status, Lebramme vowed to pick up on many a lady. Because they dig stuff like that. So he marched outside an announced...
(10:10:03) Kadurro kicks Sasin into a bottomless pit.
(10:10:12) Tarot:

(10:10:15) Kamalia_Timandre: (( Haha. XD ))
(10:10:22) Gossamer: lol
(10:10:25) Colombina: nice
(10:10:29) Kadurro: The End.

(10:10:37) Nyahna_Sasin: And the mother did tenatively suggest that he wait until he grew up, and could actually hold a sword.
(10:10:43) Nyahna_Sasin: For he was but 2
(10:11:12) Gossamer: And every now and then... Lebramme has a dream...
(10:11:21) Kadurro: Lebramme was slaying highwaymen at the tender age of the second trimester.
(10:11:26) Gossamer: And in his dream... he becomes one with the sammich that made him the man he is today.
(10:11:30) Gossamer:

(10:11:42) Gossamer: Even as it takes him back to his childhood!
(10:11:45) Gossamer: (Fin)
(10:11:47) Kadurro: Oh boy. Sammich Gnosis.
(10:11:50) Tarot bends over laughing
(10:11:51) Nyahna_Sasin: And some years later, a Dhani did cry as he was kicked into a pit.
(10:12:21) Nyahna_Sasin: But that has no bearings on this story.
(10:12:23) Gossamer: I wants me a sammich now!