[Caelum's Scrapbook] Use Your Words.

[Caelum]

Did I mention that I’m afraid to read Battle Royale?

[Tabarnac]

It's pretty freaky. You know those Japanese (cruel race).

[Caelum]

Random Time It says something about the office I work in when my attire of gape-kneed jeans, chucks and a sweater makes me better dressed than half the people here. This coffee is truly excellent. My boss is trying to convince me to go wassailing at lunch. Christmas and it is seventy degrees out. Hot damn. That’s right, I wear sweaters in seventy degree weather. Thin skinned Southerner, dude. I think I’m going to post up Caelum’s playlist like the giant geek I am. Tomorrow begins the madness of family hopping for the holidays. One year, far, far away, I’m going spend Christmas at my own house. I want to be in Hawaii with Dani. Bastard. Oh, look, lots of posts to respond to. Yay! Six bottles of wine and counting from clients. Innumerable boxes of cookies, fruit cakes and assorted candies. Speaking of which, I’m going to go crack open some of both. That will help this day go by, alright. /merry and bright

[Faroul]

Haha, sounds like you are having a fantastic day!

I hope you ended up wassailing! I wassailed for the first time this past weekend and it was pretty great. Moseying around somebody's yard getting tipsy on hot booze, singing loudly and off-key, and pouring libations on trees? Best tradition ever.

Enjoy your piles of wine. And happy holidays! May your Christmas weekend look something like this:



(Yes, that is a baby elephant eating a Christmas tree. Apparently some zoos give them to elephants as a treat. Who knew?)

[Caelum]

This is place to say holy shit, teenage girls are annoying. I am not a mother but in this past week I have been responsible for my seventeen year old sister in law and now my twelve year (almost thirteen, she’s quick to point out) old god daughter. Both are intelligent and well behaved. Both I absolutely adore. Both have driven me crazy. Maybe I just don’t have enough patience. Maybe there isn’t enough patience in the world. Maybe I need to stop being so selfish. Maybe they are a little bratty sometimes. I don’t know. I just have a newfound respect for moms everywhere and feel like I need to call my own and apologize for being so awful as a teenager. A friend of mine did point out that I am only just old enough to be capable of being the almost thirteen year old’s mother, so maybe the relative closeness in age to the seventeen year old doesn’t allow me enough perspective/maturity. I have no idea. But wow. I think I should be canonized for not killing them. /end rant Holy god, Faroul. ELEPHANT EATING A TREE. I heart you so much. EDIT: I am aware that there are a few players capable of being called teenage girls. Trust me, I have no problem with them in general. Right this moment, however, by sister in law and god daughter are creating a very good case for my plea of insanity.

[Gossamer]

God, I so agree. When do they stop being annoying though? 18? 20? You should be canonized.

[Tabarnac]

Katie still acts like a teenage girl. She's also shorter than most of them.

[Caelum]

Shut your face, Dani. Like, whatever. I should totally be canonized. Jen agrees. I’m still waiting on that call, by the way. Or have we gone dolphin? Heck yeah!

[Tabarnac]

I am being held hostage. Granted, I was held hostage at an outlet mall and forced to choose clothes to be purchased for me like tomorrow's the first day of school and I'm going into kindergarten, but... yes. Tomorrow I'm going to try Pearl Harbor again, and then the palace-cum-state house with the old Hawai'ian throne room. I like throne rooms. Also, should Denval have a high tea ceremony?

[Caelum]

That would mean they need a tea house, which requires someone to come up with a new location and I haven't even had time to reply to my modded threads this week. You know, while you're having Mother Teresa buy you clothes and playing Jamie Lannister. (Read as: I'm super jealous.) If you can coerce Luke or a Denval player to do it or do it yourself when you return the awesomest vacation ever, I can find time to come up with the history of the ceremony. I have a few ideas for it. We're getting pretty good at bribing players to do our jobs for us. I like this precedent. Crap. Other people might read this scrap. Hi, y'all. I'm totally drunk. That's right, at almost eleven in the morning. I have NO idea what I'm going on about. INTERVENTION.