[Caelum's Scrapbook] Use Your Words.

[Traverse]

So when I read this I imagined Caelum with big ol' horns and scruff scampering around a yard in heels collecting wood, made my day lol.

[Caelum]

That is sort of amazing. I think you just made my day.

Also? Caelum in high heels? Bag of hotness.

[Taylani]

Is there anything that Caelum doesn't make sound sexy?

[Alea Davenport]

Perhaps the story of how he's really a goat cursed by Semele because he ate her gems?

Alea is going to believe this FOREVER!

I think I've decided, even if someone tells her the truth, she's not going to believe it

[Shayna]

Nope still made of sexiness...

[Caelum]

It's times like these I don't understand why he doesn't have a steady lover. Then I remember, oh yeah. He's a fucking handful. He already ran one wife into the ground. Can you imagine being his GF or BF? (He goes both ways.) you: I made us dinner reservations at that place you love. him: I can't go. I'll be in my ugly face after dark. you: You are so driving me crazy following me around handing me everything I need. Would you please stop being so nice? him: *stops* you: GODDAMNIT. you: Let's go to bed, sexy! him: Be right there. I just have to save this small fishing village from pestilence first. you: I want babies. him: I can't make you ovulate. you: You seriously just said that. him: I'm a doctor. you: I love-love-love this new thing the gods are doing with the world. him: *walks out* you: Let's take a vacation! him: Once I'm done healing the world. you: Can't you take a break? him: *flat stare* you: I adore our new neighbor. She's so sweet! him: She secretly likes to pull whiskers off of kittens. I could go on forever.

[Favchean Hronis]

I stopped reading when I saw that Caelum goes both ways..got all excited.. then realized Favchean didn't


*giggles* in all seriousness this was rather funny to read and I totally would so hop on the Caelum + Gf/BF bandwagon should he ever get one just to add to my Miz-Soaps.

[Gossamer]

You really get to know a guy when you Dreamwalk his sorrid past and tell him he didn't deserve his now dead wife. But having eyecandy with kickass skills and a candid opinion around is still nice. Not crawl into bed nice. But still really really nice. Its even nicer to see him make a pass at your hot brother.

[Alea Davenport]

Clearly Caelum needs to meet up with my crippled amputee self-pitying Akvatari She'll be able to understand his pain!

[Caelum]

Guys, I found a picture of Caelum's daughter. She is the most adorable thing ever. For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, allow me to sum up a piece of my PC's overly complicated history quickly: Caelum was separated forcibly from his wife, a konti named Lillis, in 508 AV and they were each enslaved by different entities (and there's a whole lot more to those entities than handy villainy, but that's a different story for a different time). When I began playing Caelum, Lillis' player began playing her too in a different part of the world. They were both free and looking for each other, knowing the other was alive thanks to their Chevas marks. Fast forward a few years and Caelum's Chevas marks goes out and turns into a Lacun mark and Caelum asked Kavala to dreamwalk for Lillis for him, to find out what happened to her. Turns out she met a good man, got pregnant, and ultimately died in childbirth. The baby, a konti, survived. Well, turns out the baby's father died in the djed storm. Caelum's going to go collect up Lillis' daughter. Soap opera enough for you? Who cares, look how freaking cute she is.