[Generic Humans' Pride] Oh the Humanity!

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on July 12th, 2012, 4:12 am

/No human pride since Valentine's Day

*sad face*

/New human pride:

GUYS!

Why did you pick normal human? There are 20 races to choose from, and humans don't get any "cool" stuff like water breathing, shapeshifting, stone arms, and so forth. SO... what drew you to the human race?

*eagerly awaits your answers*

by **Iliana** on July 13th, 2012, 4:31 am

You know that is a very good question. I think, for me, the human race was simply the most beautiful. They are the simplest perhaps, but their potential in any field is unsurpassed. When one thinks of beauty or grace, don't we usually think human?

Ok yes the Eth's are insanely beautiful, and ok the Sym are probably more graceful than all of us put together. However, I just feel that Human's have the greatest potential of any race. They can be ANYTHING and it would not be unheard of for them. Nothing is impossible for a human

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on July 16th, 2012, 3:08 am

That's Tock's personal motto: ANYTHING is possible!

by **Raylan Ramsey** on July 16th, 2012, 4:31 am

Humanity for the win!

This bard will sing of every human characters accomplishments...

Let the music begin!

*~Thus began the endless song~*

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on July 17th, 2012, 2:38 am

Bard?

I'm a singer too! I sing.... drunken bar songs...

*goes to fetch one from one of my threads*

When I were a wee young lass
I'd always give the grown ups sass
An 'ey always said ta me
"Why ain'tcha act like a lady!?"

When I grew up an' went ta class
I never thought 'at I would pass
I always wondered what would be
If I would ever be a lady

Well, now I sure 'ave grown up fast
A grown girl wit' a real fine ass!
But ya surely can now see
That I sure still ain't a lady!

But don't ya dare say I am crass...
Fer I've got what a lady has
Sweet and cute I may not be
But that ain't what makes a lady!

But oy, ya surely wanna ask...
If it ain't jus' boobs an' ass
Then whatever could it be
That makes a girl a real lady?

Well, boys, jus' raise yer glass
Fer I 'ave got far too much class
Ta show ya which part o' me
Is the one 'at makes me a lady!

YAAY! *wiggles her HUMAN body parts as per the song*

by **Iliana** on July 18th, 2012, 6:49 pm

Oh a bard! If ever I end up in Ravok we should team up and do a show XD

by **Syrah Steele** on September 10th, 2012, 2:53 am

Oh Tocky! I I would love to answer your question:

When I made my first character here it was a beautiful female Inarta. Then I made a Konti, then a Kelvic, then another Kelvic then a Chatakwe and even a ghost. I actually REFUSED to make a human in fear of being 'normal' and 'boring'. But each of these lovely characters of mine fell from my imagination and crashed and burned till they were nothing but ashes. When all of a sudden I had an idea to make a vinter. I scoured the race page trying to find the PERFECT race to be a vinter...except I didn't one. I had looked through every race, but I had jumped over the humans. But then I decided to give it a try. I didn't think the whole vinting thing wold work out anyway so why not make her a race that wouldn't work? So I went ahead and made my beautiful and feisty Syrah Steele.

And here she is two seasons later and as strong as ever. I love Syrah, even if most other people don't.

by **Minerva Agatha Zipporah** on September 10th, 2012, 3:00 am

That's the beauty of humans, both in Mizahar, and in most other settings. They're "versatile". Like, there's a reason why humans get to put their racial bonus in anything they want, right? So they can BE anything they want!

by **Ximal** on October 29th, 2012, 6:53 am

variety...the spice of life.

Why?

Because i'm human and i know it!

Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, Konti be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new armor, yeah
This is how I roll, animal fur, pants outta control,
It's symnestra with the big web bro
And like priskil I got the glow

Ah... Jamoura look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Akalak look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Every-race stops and they staring at me
I got pride in my race and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm human and I know it [x2]

Yeah
When I'm at the bazaar, isur just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to talk to charoda (what)
This is how I roll, come on inarta it's time to go
We headed to the bar, dhani don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)

Ah... chaktawe look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... akavatari look at that body [x3]
I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Every-race stops and they staring at me
I got pride in my race and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm human and I know it [x2]

I'm Human and I know it...

Check it out [x2]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah [x3]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm human and I know it

Ah... nuit look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Zith look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

Yeah I'm human and I know it!

lolYes i did just do a miz parody of i'm sexy and i know it.

by **Markus Andres** on November 1st, 2012, 12:36 pm

Hahahahah! Excellent work Ximal! xD

Appears we have found our theme song for this thread =P