Chat Quotes: I swear I didn't say that.

[Eleazar Victor Syroin]

(18:05:24) ChatBot: Eleazar_Victor_Syroin logs into the Chat.
(18:05:26) Annalisa_Marin: ...
(18:05:30) Fallon: You do?
(18:05:44) Annalisa_Marin: I have lot of things I need to do...
(18:05:49) Fallon cuddles.
(18:05:53) Fallon: No rush, no rush.
(18:05:56) Annalisa_Marin: Yes, with plots.
(18:06:01) Fallon: I am just, making a list.
(18:06:16) Fallon: So I do not forget thigns.
(18:06:31) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: I now proclaim you woman and wife, you may kiss the bride.
(18:06:57) Annalisa_Marin kisses Fallon.
(18:07:01) Fallon: Wait. I'm getting married
(18:07:05) Ireth_Telemnar: o.o
(18:07:07) Fallon is smooched.
(18:07:12) Markus_Andres: Woooo! *throws rice at them*
(18:07:12) Ireth_Telemnar: WOT
(18:07:14) Roderick: *Insert dirty lesbian joke here*
(18:07:15) Fallon: And I'm the BRIDE!?
(18:07:30) Ireth_Telemnar: >.< So confused.
(18:07:41) Liana: Yay weddings!
(18:07:47) Markus_Andres snuggles Ireth "We all are"
(18:07:51) Evalin: Wedding bells will ring
(18:07:59) Ireth_Telemnar: Sylirian cooties!!!
(18:08:04) Annalisa_Marin: The honeymoon will be in Sahova.
(18:08:08) Fallon: ...
(18:08:17) Evalin: Sounds great!
(18:08:21) Fallon: There won't be Malediction. Right?
(18:08:24) ChatBot: Caelum logs into the Chat.
(18:08:28) Markus_Andres: Wonderful place
(18:08:31) Evalin: IVe actually got two threads in Zeltiva in the winter of 511
(18:08:37) Fallon: Cakey! Save me from marriage!
(18:08:52) Caelum claims Fallon
(18:09:05) Annalisa_Marin: You do? Must be a popular time for Eva.
(18:09:05) ChatBot: Kreig_Messer has been logged out (Timeout).
(18:09:09) Annalisa_Marin: Nooo!
(18:09:09) Annalisa_Marin: Nooo!
(18:09:26) Annalisa_Marin: Give me back wifey!
(18:09:34) Caelum: Nope, sorry. All mine.
(18:09:48) Annalisa_Marin cries dejectedly.
(18:09:50) Ireth_Telemnar: :|
(18:10:07) Evalin: apparently
(18:10:07) Fallon is claimed.
(18:10:18) Ireth_Telemnar:
(18:10:21) Ireth_Telemnar:
(18:10:23) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Is now a bad time to say wrong chat site??
(18:10:38) Caelum: Ireth, you seem slightly upset by this. lol
(18:10:46) Annalisa_Marin: Not really, the silliness already happened.
(18:10:46) Fallon: I think she is.
(18:10:55) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin meant to post that to my friend on facebook
(18:11:01) Ireth_Telemnar: *pours out her heart and soul*
(18:11:27) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: I'm quoting this...
(18:11:49) Annalisa_Marin: You see what happens? Fallon ended up getting hitched to a Chaon and then got kidnapped.
(18:12:07) Markus_Andres steals the heart and soul and flees
(18:12:13) Fallon: Yeah. So much drama.
(18:12:19) Ireth_Telemnar:
(18:12:21) Ireth_Telemnar:
(18:12:21) Fallon: Next there will be a circus of Zith.
(18:12:29) Annalisa_Marin: Yesss...
(18:12:45) Evalin: nuit conservationalist for the protection of living rights
(18:13:00) Annalisa_Marin: Pffft!

Chat chaos. Oh dear.

[Ireth Telemnar]

(09:03:20) Ireth_Telemnar: My godson's mother is one of my best friends.
(09:03:33) Ireth_Telemnar: :| Her husband keeps her on a short leash.
(09:03:39) Ireth_Telemnar: He's freakishly possessive.
(09:03:51) Gale_McCenry: O....kay
(09:04:03) Kreig_Messer: I can bury the body :| I can do the whole deed if you like
(09:04:03) Gale_McCenry: Possessive? or....
(09:04:10) ChatBot: Balderdash has been logged out (Timeout).
(09:04:20) Gale_McCenry: Kreig!
(09:04:25) Gale_McCenry: Why did you kill Baldy!
(09:04:43) Kreig_Messer: to show off my killing prowess!
(09:04:50) Kreig_Messer: she needed an example!
(09:05:10) Ireth_Telemnar:
(09:05:11) Gale_McCenry: :|
(09:05:26) Gale_McCenry: My name is Gale McCenry
(09:05:41) Gale_McCenry: You killed my father
(09:05:44) Gale_McCenry: Prepare to die.
(09:05:45) Gale_McCenry: :|

[Angus Taurus]

(21:06:46) Mirage: Fudge now I've caught it
(21:06:56) Mirage: sqewing otu extra periods like leftover meatloaf
(21:07:05) Shiress: I thought you meant profile, sorry
(21:07:14) Aland_Stewart: Fudge, now I want meatloaf.
(21:07:26) Shiress: I want fudge
(21:07:28) Elsu: Meatloaf, now I want fudge.
(21:07:34) Mirage: If you ever get mad just use food items instead of curse words
(21:07:43) Aland_Stewart: Im off to make lunch!
(21:07:45) ChatBot: Aland_Stewart logs out of the Chat.
(21:07:52) Mirage: Fudge this cheesburger. Im gettign the cake outa this pastry!
(21:08:01) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: XD
(21:08:13) Elsu: oh my.
(21:08:16) Mirage: Life becomes a lot sweeter, and you can't help but smile
(21:08:21) Elsu: that's some pretty intense dislike.
(21:08:23) Kena: Frog this sheep, I'll swear using manatee-ing animals.
(21:08:52) Mirage: there would be no war if we all curse in food language
(21:08:58) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: I've acctually began using petch and shyke IRL now. Oh cheese sticks.
(21:09:42) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Pixie Stick dipped Sugar cane doughnuts!
(21:10:02) Mirage: I've said "what the petch" in an argument before
(21:10:33) Shiress: I have found myself say "Oh gods"
(21:10:47) Senghor_Vilhjalmr: I like my swear words just the way they're, no need for additional words.

[Brandon Blackwing]

(22:30:40) Roderick: "Get off me you perv!"
(22:30:51) Rosalie_Irvin: ;-; Okay then.

[Roderick]

(21:26:45) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin stabs Roddy with a broken bottle and offers Wrenmae his corpse as a peace offering?

(21:27:35) Roderick: I am so going to beat the shyke out of you.
(21:27:40) Roderick: With a rubber duck.

(21:28:10) Elsu: Huh. That actually sounds really uncomfortable.
(21:28:13) Brandon_Blackwing provides a rubber duck cannon
(21:28:44) Roderick blasts away at Elzy
(21:28:53) Elsu: O.O


And


(21:29:51) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin tackles Roddy again
(21:29:58) Roderick: :|
(21:30:09) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: 'ello darlin'!
(21:30:25) Roderick swats at the thief with a nearby rubber duck
(21:30:32) Rosalie_Irvin: "I'll give you a hug if you do" Right? (I promised on for quoting the rubber duck thing)
(21:30:39) Brandon_Blackwing: oi! don't hit me! (he's a thief. Misunderstanding)
(21:30:40) Roderick: "Get off me you perv!"
(21:30:51) Rosalie_Irvin: ;-; Okay then.
(21:30:56) Roderick: Yes, I said as much, Rosy (in reply to her earlier thing)
(21:31:06) Brandon_Blackwing: pffff!
(21:31:11) Roderick: The perv thing was to Elzy, btw
(21:31:33) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin hugs Roddy "Make me!"
(21:31:53) Roderick: The swatting and perv comment were for the psychotic sunberthian thief lying on me, not the man with the multiple personalities (Brandon) and the nice lady I've just met. (Rosalie)
(21:31:56) Brandon_Blackwing: Too late rod, I quoted that
(21:32:24) Roderick: 8o
(21:32:44) Roderick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W​WaLxFIVX1s
(21:32:53) Roderick: It had to be done :||

[Angus Taurus]

Then this happened

(21:38:36) ChatBot: Jax_Bradshaw logs into the Chat.
(21:38:46) Jax_Bradshaw walks into chat.
(21:39:04) Elsu: 'ello Jax
(21:39:04) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin tackles Jax
(21:39:15) Jax_Bradshaw is tackled.
(21:39:15) Brandon_Blackwing grabs Jax in order to pay his gambling fee
(21:39:48) Roderick grabs Brandon grabbing Jax who's being tackled by Elzy
(21:39:49) Brandon_Blackwing: Yer payment jax
(21:40:13) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Xd
(21:40:18) Jax_Bradshaw pays.
(21:40:44) Brandon_Blackwing: You're the payment!But i welcomesome extra coin
(21:40:58) Roderick throws Jax at Elzy for tackling everyone
(21:41:14) Jax_Bradshaw becomes the payment.
(21:41:23) Roderick becomes the cake
(21:41:33) Brandon_Blackwing: hm, cake!
(21:41:34) Roderick wonders who will understand his reference
(21:41:42) Brandon_Blackwing: What kind?
(21:41:45) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin steals the payment and licks the cake.
(21:42:40) Roderick:
(21:42:42) Brandon_Blackwing: whooot! one point for me!
(21:42:48) ChatBot: Ai_Shou has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:42:49) Roderick: Elzy! People are supposed to be eating that!
(21:43:02) Roderick: Red velvet, Brandon
(21:43:21) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Yeah 'people' are. *noms on cake*
(21:43:21) Brandon_Blackwing smashes Elzy's head into the cake
(21:43:33) Roderick: "Hey, that hurt!"
(21:43:25) ChatBot: Bolivar logs into the Chat.
(21:43:31) Bolivar: boo
(21:43:33) Roderick: "Hey, that hurt!"
(21:43:36) Bolivar: man this sucks
(21:43:51) Brandon_Blackwing: there's some cake on yer face Elzy
(21:43:58) Bolivar: playing catch up with life. How's Miza guys?
(21:43:58) Roderick: Shut up Boli, you're not allowed to give your input!
(21:44:05) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin licks cake all over
(21:44:06) Brandon_Blackwing: Or should I say someRoderick XP
(21:44:12) Bolivar: Rude.
(21:44:20) Garret_Sawyer runs his finger along the cake and licks the icing off it
(21:44:37) Brandon_Blackwing: Ya know rod, You'd make great Carrot cake
(21:44:51) Brandon_Blackwing: a great *

(21:46:29) Roderick: @Brandon, If the goddess has decreed that I should be comprised of red velvet, then it shall be so.
(21:46:32) Edric_Wingard: Cake you all.

[Rosalie Irvin]

You two really want to die don't you!

[Roderick]

For those wondering why I was a cake, it's because I once called Radiant a fairy instead of a goddess. So she turned me into red velvet cake and everyone ate me

[Angus Taurus]

And then

(21:49:16) Roderick grabs Rosa in a big hug to prevent her escaping
(21:49:22) Roderick: Yes, I am a cake with arms. Fear me.
(21:49:45) Roderick: Tonight's just been a goldmine of quotes, methinks
(21:49:47) Brandon_Blackwing cuts of the arms and eatses them
(21:49:58) ChatBot: Abstract logs into the Chat.
(21:49:59) Rosalie_Irvin: I'm not even sure! -Tries to scramble away-
(21:50:09) Roderick sprouts four arms
(21:50:23) Brandon_Blackwing eats them all
(21:50:40) Brandon_Blackwing: yer really good Rod! you taste great
(21:50:55) Roderick makes a bagillion arms appear and pulls Brandon into the mushy mess of his cakey heart
(21:51:13) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: XD I want to quote this now! XD
(21:51:18) Edric_Wingard: ... Is it unmanly to say that I'm frightened and unsure?
(21:51:23) Roderick: I am just an innocent cake. Please eat me.
(21:51:30) Rosalie_Irvin: DON'T YOU DO IT.
(21:51:40) Brandon_Blackwing chokes
(21:51:42) Roderick: I love how mortified Rosy is
(21:51:56) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Going to anyhow.
(21:51:57) Brandon_Blackwing pukes on Rods cakey heart
(21:51:57) Una_Tanta: *hides from chat* you guys are insane..

[Angus Taurus]

Too many quotes today. This is the last one.

(21:54:05) Roderick: "I gotta jar o' thief, I gotta jar o' thief - and guess what's inside it?"