by Roderick on July 24th, 2013, 8:19 pm
He woman stomped on his foot all of a sudden, and his grip loosened slightly. She elbowed him in the ribs, then slammed her rear against his crotch and then, as if all that weren't enough, she bent down and pulled him forward, so he tumbled over her back and landed back first in the dirt. "I will ask the questions" she said, planting her foot on his chest, breathing heavily but smirking triumphantly. "So, who are you and why are you trying to kill me?" she asked, watching him curiously.
"Why am I trying to kill you?" he repeated, quietly "Why am I trying to kill you?" he said, louder this time. "I'm trying to kill you because I'm in the middle of a forest, and you're skulking around in the bushes like a wild animal!" He grabbed her leg and tugged hard on it, she lost her balance before tugging her leg back and steadying herself. By that time he'd gotten to his feet and was staring her in the face. "Are you always so stupid, or is today a special occasion?" he stalked away from her "We're in the middle of a forest, and you're sneaking around behind me. What am I supposed to think? Usually you find wild boars trampling around in bushes, not flirty leather-clad little women ." His back hurt where it'd hit the ground when she'd flipped him over Thank the gods no one else saw that. He turned towards her. "Why..." he broke off and straightened his back, grimacing "Why were you sneaking around in there anyway?" |
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Roderick on August 14th, 2013, 11:55 am, edited 2 times in total.
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