Berus smiled at her and nodded. Then he turned his attention to the dummy, determined not to make quite such a fool out of himself this time around. The dummy seemed to leer at the small man as he attempted several different stances and tried holding the spear in several different ways. Finally, Berus settled on a two handed grip with his right hand close to the tip of the spear and his left further back near the butt. He went in a semi crouch, attempting to imitate the illustrations of spearmen in the books he had read about. He just hoped he didn’t look too ridiculous and this at least appeared to be the correct stance.
Alright, here goes.
Berus charged forward, thrusting the spear out hard as he did so. Amazingly, it managed to connect with the chest of the dummy despite the fact that he closed his eyes right before impact. He grinned broadly in the split second the spear hit the dummy.
Thunk!... THUNK!
Sounding like a louder echo of the spear’s strike, Berus’s momentum carried him right into the dummy for a painful crash. The wind was knocked out of the slight bard and his spear dropped to the ground as the leering dummy refused to budge even an inch in pity. The bard slid to the ground with the world spinning all around him and beautiful stars descending from the heavens to dance in front of his eyes. Ow.
Almost passing out, Berus reached out and grabbed his spear. Determinedly, he used it to lever himself back up to his feet. He almost fell flat on his face as a wave of dizziness struck him but luckily his spear doubled as a walking stick and he was able to lean on it for a moment to recover. Alright, so that’s another way you don’t do a charge. Got it, Berus thought, rubbing the bruises on his face.
He grinned to Danyella to show that he was alright before he got back into his charging stance. Using the same hold as before, he leapt forward for another foolhardy charge. He rushed forward and thrust the spear out just as strongly as before, but just as it connected he planted his front foot down in front of him to stop his momentum.
This backfired immediately as his feet gave way and he went into a vicious slide. His boot smacked against the dummy with a force even stronger than the spear thrust and the bard could hear his toes crack. This time, Berus didn’t linger on the ground but rather jumped up high into the air and hopped for a moment, holding his injured right foot.
After a moment the pain subsided and he gingerly touched his foot to the ground, leaving heavily on his spear. He looked over at Danyella, suppressing an embarrassed blush and pushing away the pain of his aching foot. “I don’t know how this is working out, Danyella. I seem to be taking more damage than this dummy of yours,” he said, grimacing slightly and unable to pull of his usual grin.
Berus figured that he might be able to pull off some acrobatic stunts using the spear, stabbing it into the ground and using it as a pivot from which to kick enemies in the head came to mind, but so far all he’d managed to do fall on his face, smash into a dummy, and almost break his right foot. Maybe I’m just not cut out for fighting and adventuring… Or maybe I’m just plain clumsy, Berus thought. Or maybe that dummy is just evil and out to get me. He glanced warily over at the dummy, where it seemed to grin at him evilly as it invited him to attempt another stupid charge.