Chat Quotes: New and Improved

by **Julian** on April 22nd, 2011, 9:43 pm

Everybody gang up against Rhuryc.

(14:39:14) Tuloth_Kaervek: I just heard the best dumbest quote ever.
(14:39:31) Rhuryc: Then you'd be better off keeping it to yourself ^^
(14:39:50) Julian: Now where's the fun in that, Rhuryc?
(14:39:58) Sairque: No fun at all, I say
(14:40:00) Victor_Lark: Haha

by **Dimitri** on April 24th, 2011, 7:10 am

(03:06:45) Hadrian: They could draw together.
(03:06:57) Pain: Titanic?
(03:07:04) Kamalia_Timandre: LOL
(03:07:13) Hadrian: I don't know.
(03:07:17) Pain: Hadrien on the bed, of course.
(03:07:27) Darren: :x
(03:07:49) Hadrian: Hadrian: *fingers Memosite* "Wearing this. Wearing only this."
(03:07:53) Pain: We can ask Puzzle, I don't even know if he/she is active though
(03:08:00) Ganmedo: LOL
(03:08:05) Hadrian: (S)he grades threads.
(03:08:25) Hadrian: Hadrian: (old, reedy voice) "It was the most erotic experience of my life."
(03:08:48) Hadrian: Thank God I was a virgin when I saw that film, because I totally wouldn't have been able to get it up for a while after hearing that old lady talk about masturbation and whatnot.

by **Hadrian** on April 24th, 2011, 7:34 am

Thanks, now they're going to ban me from chat.

by **Wystern** on April 24th, 2011, 4:10 pm

(11:04:56) Chemar_Tisserand: Thundercats.. HO!
(11:05:15) Asim: NO! Thundercats are lame. I am the Thunderbear!
(11:05:17) Asim: -.-
(11:05:34) Chemar_Tisserand: Thunderbear! HO!
(11:05:39) Asim: HO!
(11:05:52) Sairque: Ho!

If this gets its own show, I might just cry of joy.

by **Dusk** on April 26th, 2011, 3:46 am

(23:34:22) ChatBot: Abashai logs into the Chat.
(23:35:30) Abashai: You used to love me Sel
(23:35:44) ChatBot: Abashai logs out of the Chat.
(23:35:55) Dusk: GAH
(23:36:01) Dusk openly weeps

by **Ronin** on April 26th, 2011, 10:09 pm

(17:06:40) ChatBot: Ulric logs into the Chat.
(17:06:47) Anila: ULRIC.
(17:06:52) Ulric flashes chat.
(17:06:59) Larina: o.o
(17:07:04) Anila is scarred for life now.
(17:07:17) Bannon: Have some hot tea and through on some bob Marley Ronin. THat always makes me feel less stressed
(17:07:17) Ulric: My work here is done.
(17:07:19) ChatBot: Ulric logs out of the Chat.

by **Wystern** on April 27th, 2011, 5:23 pm

(12:16:43) Leo_Archibald: Of the following factions, which one are you most likely to join?
(12:16:43) Wystern: It's a party, and all recruits are invited.
(12:16:50) Dimitri notices mike is odd one out
(12:16:54) Leo_Archibald: The Kingdom of Light, the Mighty Empire or the Forces of Darkness.
(12:17:08) Wystern: What?
(12:17:09) Kovac: are you surprised?
(12:17:11) Dimitri: Mighty empire
(12:17:15) Markus_Andres: The Kingdom of Mighty Darkness
(12:17:37) Kovac: Quicky Lube
(12:17:37) Wystern: Can you define them?
(12:18:20) Satu: brb
(12:18:22) Wystern: I think I'm gonna quote that.
(12:18:28) Leo_Archibald: No rhyme or reason, just a quick survey. They're defined as you can stereotypically see them. Kingdom of Light - Good Guys. Mighty Empire - Militaristic. Forces of Darkness - Bad Guys.
(12:19:01) Dimitri: Militaristic
(12:19:24) Markus_Andres: Militaristic.
(12:19:38) Wystern: Militaristic.

I'm not sure whether the highlight is that all SK think alike, or Mike's choice.

by **Dusk** on April 28th, 2011, 3:22 am

(23:19:55) Ophelia: Amanda
(23:20:04) Ophelia: Why did you name your mountain pony Pao
(23:20:11) Ophelia: And why did you not name anything after me
(23:20:16) Aello: *giggles*
(23:20:25) Aello: i can't believe this is a topic of conversation.
(23:20:28) Siiri: it's a mountain Paonie

by **Asim** on April 28th, 2011, 5:33 pm

(13:14:52) Gossamer: You don't want to be hostled by me
(13:15:14) Gossamer: not unless your the kind that doesn't mind bending over and taking it then asking for another
(13:15:26) Sairque: For the right woman...
(13:15:44) Gossamer is referring to.. of course... a very chaste spanking for the kiddies out there.
(13:15:49) Dimitri: Would Riverfall have an orphanage?
(13:15:52) Kovac facepalms
(13:15:54) ChatBot: Asim logs into the Chat.
(13:16:02) Sairque: Oh. I thought we were talking about-
(13:16:13) Sairque: medicine
(13:16:14) Asim: ...Jen, you shouldn't lie.
(13:16:17) Gossamer: Dim I don't think so...... maybe? You'd have to ask Baku
(13:16:26) Dimitri gives Asim a super secret bear handshake
(13:16:26) Sairque: dayquil doesn't come in suppository form
(13:16:31) Gossamer: I know Asim. I know. But I'm already going to hell for being a pagan.
(13:16:32) Sairque: Okay
(13:16:34) Asim flicks Dimi on the nose.
(13:16:35) Dimitri: Ok
(13:16:42) Asim: Whoo! So I'll see you there?
(13:16:43) Kovac: I have a story about suppositories
(13:16:47) Kovac: he bear
(13:16:51) Dimitri: Does Baku have another name I'd know?
(13:16:52) Kovac: or Hey or Hi
(13:16:53) Sairque: Hey Asim!
(13:16:55) Gossamer: and Amanda.. you know because you 'checked'?
(13:16:59) Sairque: Of course
(13:17:11) Asim: Unless they keep my restraining order in effect...It was just a bit of ice.
(13:17:14) Sairque: I explore all options
(13:17:18) Asim: Hi, Old Man. And Sai!
(13:17:23) Gossamer: personally any drug can be made into a suppository. Just ask Mike. He converts all the time.
(13:17:35) Sairque: Ah, so that's where the story comes from
(13:17:37) Kovac: not even going to respond
(13:17:43) Gossamer: (that was a dig at trouble swallowing in old folks peoples)
(13:17:57) Kovac: oh it was a good burn
(13:18:03) Asim: Oh! Mike, I found those jokes about old people.
(13:18:12) Kovac: oh joy
(13:18:17) Sairque: We make out own jokes here
(13:18:20) Dimitri: And nah Asim I am not coming there lol
(13:18:27) Kovac: hand crafted with love I am sure
(13:18:44) Dimitri: What other names does Baku have?
(13:19:27) Sairque: Are you trying to stalk him?
(13:19:38) Kovac: he is Nate
(13:19:45) Asim scrolls through his list of jokes, looking for the old person ones.
(13:19:48) Dimitri: Nope just didn't know if I see him in chat or not
(13:19:54) Asim: Dimi, I was talking too Jen about going to hell.
(13:20:13) ChatBot: Leo_Archibald logs into the Chat.
(13:20:22) Dimitri: Bears don't have souls. Thereyou go
(13:20:47) Asim: -.-
(13:20:49) Dimitri: Hi Leo
(13:20:55) Sairque: Hey Leo
(13:20:58) Gossamer: Always want good company in bad places.
(13:21:03) Asim puts Dimi on his List of People Who Need to Die...
(13:21:21) Dimitri: They do have retractable claws ad secret handshakes however
(13:21:42) ChatBot: Markus_Andres has been logged out (Timeout).
(13:21:45) Leo_Archibald: Hi.
(13:22:05) Sairque: Brown bears can't retract their penises
(13:22:12) Sairque: Black bears can though
(13:22:35) Leo_Archibald: This... is an interesting conversation I've entered into!
(13:22:46) Sairque: Bear biology is very interesting.
(13:23:34) Gossamer: You know what hell is going to be like?
(13:23:44) Sairque: Six flags?
(13:23:46) Gossamer: I'm going to be a kindergarden teacher at playground
(13:23:50) Asim: Spending eternity listening to these people?
(13:23:59) Sairque: Hot, sickening, crowded with nasty people?
(13:24:10) Asim: Listening to Mike talk to me for the rest of forever?
(13:24:12) Gossamer: and all you guys are going to be toddlers running around throwing bark dust, playing dodgeball, with all full diapers and snotty noses and in desperate need of naps
(13:24:28) Gossamer: not kindergarden... nursery school... daycare...
(13:24:28) Kovac: bwahahaha!!!
(13:24:55) Sairque: Mike, you'll be able to get around again! Maybe you should look into this.
(13:25:09) Gossamer: mikes gonna be the smart kid... that organizes the rebellions.... gets people to break into the fridge with all the chocolate milk cartons, etc
(13:25:22) Kovac:
(13:25:34) Dimitri is the kid with Spartanlike abs.
(13:25:37) Sairque: And has a billion girlfriends
(13:25:48) Sairque: Most kids don't have developed abs.
(13:26:04) Gossamer: I'm gonna be like..."shit.. where did amanda go?"
(13:26:11) Sairque: Why?!
(13:26:15) Gossamer: and something just out of sight is going to be bursting into flame burning down.
(13:26:23) Kovac: lol!
(13:26:25) Sairque: Aw
(13:26:27) Dimitri ain't most kids
(13:26:40) Gossamer: and she'll be dancing around it gleefully screaming 'pretty! pretty!' at the top of her lungs.
(13:26:48) Gossamer: Dimi will just be eating glitter alot
(13:26:52) Sairque: I like interactive art work
(13:26:56) Gossamer: probably Satu's glitter... making her cry
(13:26:59) Kovac: you must have talked to her grade school teachers
(13:27:05) Dimitri: I like the texture!
(13:27:20) Sairque:
(13:27:27) Sairque: If you had, you would have better fodder
(13:27:52) Asim: Alright...So, what will I be doing, Jen?
(13:28:01) Gossamer: I was just about to do you, Asim
(13:28:03) Dimitri: Hairy smelly kid?
(13:28:11) Asim pushes Dimi down the stairs
(13:28:23) Sairque: You'll still be trying to come up with clever ways to dig at Mike
(13:28:34) Gossamer: You're gonna be the mighty builder. You'll disassmble things to reassemble them in huge unphatomable structures designed for numerous things like forts, unique jungle gyms etc
(13:28:38) Dimitri sits in corner with Satu and they eat glitter happily
(13:28:39) Asim: I don't have too. Charlie Sheen had a whole list of old person digs.
(13:28:46) Gossamer: like castles made of all the desk chairs etc
(13:29:01) Asim: Hell-me sounds awesome. ^.^
(13:29:01) Sairque: -shakes head- You make it so impersonal.
(13:29:26) Gossamer: Amondaris will be the critic. He's going to sit back on the sidelines and run a maddan like commentary
(13:31:11) Gossamer: "Asim just finished his latest masterpieace... a lincoln log rendition of the ifal tower... but, wait.. no... here comes Amanda with a lighter.. oh yes... she dodged Asim and lit up the lower level... and here comes the fire alarm.. on cue... and now... wait for it... wait for it... yes! Sprinkler system kicking on!"
(13:31:43) Kovac: hehehe...I see a 'release to DVD' movie
(13:31:49) Gossamer: "Teacher bursts into tears. A green announcer could have called this one folks."
(13:31:52) Sairque: We rock as hellions
(13:32:14) Asim hands out high fives and chat quotes.

Yeah. This is chat on a good day.

by **Wystern** on April 29th, 2011, 6:50 pm

(13:44:16) Gossamer: Some people hate meat. I happen to love meat. I'd eat meat every meal and happily work my way through a herd of cows just to get steak daily.
(13:44:21) Wystern: lol art
(13:44:31) Wrenmae applauds Gossamer's dedication to meat
(13:44:45) Gossamer: But I can argue how delicious meat is to a vegan until I'm blue in the face... aint going to change their mind. They probably aren't going to be shallow and hate me for my carnivorous ways.