Chat Quotes: New and Improved

[Ronin]

Why am I being poked with a stick in this chat quote??

[Wystern]

(07:01:00) Wystern: I mean whats the difference between a vampire or a zombie??
Vampires sparkle.
(07:01:13) Jokor: O.o no they don't
(07:01:29) ChatBot: Angelique logs into the Chat.
(07:01:34) Ossifrage: Difference is higher brain function, non-decaying body.
(07:01:37) Jokor: angel
(07:01:46) Angelique: Jokor.
(07:01:55) Wystern: And more glitter than a Ke$ha video.
(07:02:04) Jokor: I meant in facts of why those two where allowed to be in a book and not demons ossi
(07:02:14) Jokor: Vampires don't sparkle!
(07:02:24) Ossifrage: demons are more biblical I guess
(07:02:26) Angelique: No, they don't.
(07:02:26) Fenilen: Rofl
(07:02:34) Fenilen: my dad said something that made me vomit the other day.
(07:02:46) Wystern: Just ask the closest 15-17 yr olg girl if they sparkle.
(07:02:51) Ossifrage: 'I'd love to take Edward from behind' ?
(07:03:05) Wystern: OR "Shine like diamonds in the sun" or some crap like that.
(07:03:14) Fenilen: No, "I'd lick all the glitter off of Ke$ha " XD

This happened.

[Verilian]

(21:19:12) Kendall_Saarinen: Ageru: "Dude, you look familiar but I don't know why. Oh yeah, some blond dude was desiring you."

[Canali]

Markus_Andres: I am indeed the first Markus
(09:50:22) Abashai: and the only in my eyes Kvist
(09:50:37) Abashai: the only man I have ever kissed
(09:50:53) Canali blinks.
(09:50:58) Markus_Andres: You liked it
(09:50:59) Abashai: lol!!!
(09:51:06) Abashai: eh
(09:51:12) Abashai:
(09:51:20) Kit_Rowan: . . .
(09:51:29) Kit_Rowan: This conversation is so strange to listen to without context.
(09:51:31) Canali: ...What did I miss? o-O
(09:51:40) Abashai: just a joke
(09:52:04) Abashai: but if Markus ever holds up mistletoe at Kvistmas...watch out

[Darren]

(20:19:17) ChatBot: Sairque logs into the Chat.
(20:19:28) Kelpie: Amanda <3
(20:19:43) Sairque: Paopaoface <3
(20:19:54) Sairque: I was looking for Nicky
(20:20:38) Kelpie: She's probably at school
(20:20:52) Sairque: Silly school
(20:20:56) Sairque: who does that anymore?
(20:21:04) Darren waves
(20:21:12) Sairque: Well, if you see her, let her know I'm-nvm
(20:21:13) Sairque: see ya
(20:21:15) ChatBot: Sairque logs out of the Chat.
(20:21:22) ChatBot: Ophelia logs into the Chat.
(20:21:25) Kelpie: She was gonna say naked
(20:21:26) Kelpie: LOL
(20:21:29) Kelpie: Hahahaha
(20:21:31) Ophelia: AHHH
(20:21:32) Kelpie: nice timing nicky
(20:21:33) Ophelia: ...
(20:21:56) Darren: Hah
(20:22:02) Ophelia fails.
(20:22:05) Rhuryc: Quick, Oph, run!
(20:22:07) Darren: That's something to quote...
(20:22:07) Ophelia: I'm not even at school

Sorry I made another chat quote aboutcha Nicky but this was too interesting to pass up ^^

[Kendall Saarinen]

The GMC trying to summon Julian into chat

(17:21:30) Kendall_Saarinen: Hey Victor!
(17:21:36) Dra-Seven: Hi Victor
(17:21:37) Victor_Lark: Hi xD
(17:21:46) Dra-Seven: Stealthie.
(17:21:54) Kendall_Saarinen tries to summon Julian
(17:22:00) Victor_Lark whooshy noises
(17:22:00) Kendall_Saarinen: the entire GMC needs to be here
(17:22:16) Dra-Seven: Apparently there must be a rule that only 3/4 of us can be here at once.
(17:22:24) Kendall_Saarinen: It seems like it
(17:22:39) Kendall_Saarinen: Too much girly manness for Chat i suppose
(17:22:58) Victor_Lark: Indeed
(17:23:08) Kendall_Saarinen: I need all four of us here though! I have an important question to ask the board.
(17:23:24) Dra-Seven: Ah! Important! Curious!
(17:23:40) Victor_Lark:
(17:23:59) Kendall_Saarinen: Everyone, try to summon Julian
(17:24:04) Dra-Seven: You may not know this about me, but you cannot say 'important' and then keep me in the dark.
(17:24:07) Dra-Seven: It makes me crazy.
(17:24:17) Kendall_Saarinen: Maybe with our combined efforts we can summon her
(17:24:27) Kendall_Saarinen: I does for me too Sev
(17:24:30) Victor_Lark lights candles
(17:24:40) Dra-Seven draws glyphs on the floor
(17:24:51) Kendall_Saarinen chants "Juuuuuuliiiiiiiaaaaaan"
(17:25:39) Fois: This whole thing is approaching the line of "Mild degree of weirdness"
(17:25:51) Dra-Seven joins in the chant!
(17:25:57) Kendall_Saarinen: We need more power. We must shed the blood of a virgin!
(17:26:08) Kendall_Saarinen stabs Seven in the arm
(17:26:11) Victor_Lark: xD wut
(17:26:14) Dra-Seven: OW
(17:26:41) Dra-Seven cries a little and bleeds.
(17:27:13) ChatBot: Conner_O'Brian logs into the Chat.
(17:27:15) Fois: Are you following some sort of instructions for summoning or just improvising?
(17:27:19) Kendall_Saarinen: DANG IT!
(17:27:21) Conner_O'Brian: Hey
(17:27:23) Victor_Lark wraps Seven up
(17:27:23) Kendall_Saarinen: WE SUMMONED THE WRONG PERSON!
(17:27:30) Fois: Because it seems that you summoned the wrong person
(17:27:35) Victor_Lark: Dagnabbit.
(17:27:44) Dra-Seven: We summoned Conan O'Brien--Connor O'Brian
(17:27:49) Kendall_Saarinen: Sev, are you sure you are a virgin?
(17:28:08) Kendall_Saarinen looks over your pledge paper
(17:28:27) Kendall_Saarinen: IC of course >_>
(17:28:30) Victor_Lark: Hi Conner!
(17:28:34) Conner_O'Brian: I am on the price list. In the Spices Section, you can buy 1 oz of Salt for 1cm, but if you go down to the trade good section, it says 5 gm per pound. But 16 oz's equals a pound, so in one chart it says 16 cm is worth a pound, which is correct?
(17:28:34) Dra-Seven: Of course I am!
(17:28:42) Kendall_Saarinen was not trying to horn in on your personal life
(17:28:46) Kit_Rowan: Do you need pure blood to summon Julian or tainted blood?
(17:29:00) Kendall_Saarinen: We needed the blood of a virgin
(17:29:19) Victor_Lark: Depends on the market I guess.
(17:29:25) Kendall_Saarinen: Maybe Symenestra blood doesn't work.
(17:29:44) Kit_Rowan: Ah, Obviously you need to do a full sacrifice. The works.
(17:29:48) Kendall_Saarinen: Victor, are you seeing anyone right now?
(17:29:58) Victor_Lark: uhh you mean my PC?
(17:30:03) Kendall_Saarinen: Yes
(17:30:10) Dra-Seven: Nah she's picking up in Miza chat.
(17:30:18) Kendall_Saarinen: XD
(17:30:22) Victor_Lark: I have a bondmate but we haven't sexed yet.
(17:30:32) Kendall_Saarinen stabs Victor
(17:30:38) Kendall_Saarinen: For Julian!
(17:30:44) Victor_Lark: Agh! I fell right into that one.
(17:30:49) Kit_Rowan: So Julian is chained.
(17:31:02) Fois: Maybe it requires self-sacrifice?
(17:31:02) Kit_Rowan: She can't come to you.
(17:31:12) Kendall_Saarinen: We cannot spill Kendall's blood
(17:31:20) Victor_Lark: Just because I haven't done the dirty with one chick doesn't mean I'm a virgin!
(17:32:02) Kendall_Saarinen feels the chat going south XD
(17:32:11) Dra-Seven bites Kendall's arm.
(17:32:23) Kendall_Saarinen: It won't work brother Seven
(17:32:33) Fois: Yes. Ritualistic sacrifices of fellow players might be described as "going south"
(17:32:36) Dra-Seven gnaws.
(17:32:37) Kendall_Saarinen: Kendall is not pure
(17:33:00) Conner_O'Brian: We need to talk about salt, darn it!
(17:33:00) Dra-Seven: Oh.. right.. the ritual.
(17:33:02) Dra-Seven: Yeah.
(17:33:03) Conner_O'Brian: Salt is important!
(17:33:05) Dra-Seven: You're totally right!
(17:33:14) Victor_Lark: Damn. Forgot the salt.
(17:33:25) Kendall_Saarinen: Am I yummy?
(17:33:33) Kendall_Saarinen feels arm going numb
(17:33:35) Victor_Lark sprinkles salt around ritual circle
(17:33:47) Dra-Seven: Oh right, I'm venomous.
(17:33:50) Victor_Lark: Conner, salt will be worth more or less depending on where you are.
(17:33:52) Dra-Seven: I totally forgot about that.
(17:34:00) Victor_Lark: Well
(17:34:04) Dra-Seven: You might want to see a doctor.
(17:34:16) Victor_Lark: also the mods probably just wrote it wrong.
(17:34:39) Kendall_Saarinen uses Riki's healing powers to fix Ken's arm
(17:36:07) Kendall_Saarinen: Oh Julian, girly man of Lhavit. Please come to us now!
(17:36:14) ChatBot: Evelyn_Chambers has been logged out (Timeout).
(17:36:28) ChatBot: Jokor has been logged out (Timeout).
(17:36:43) Kendall_Saarinen: My chants are scaring people away now
(17:36:55) Kit_Rowan: Bullcrap
(17:37:05) Kit_Rowan: I just saw them bleed out on your altar.
(17:37:05) Victor_Lark: WOAH
(17:37:22) Kendall_Saarinen shifty eyes
(17:37:39) Victor_Lark: Conner, I'd ask a mod if you need it in a post. Maybe there are different uses for different types of salt?
(17:37:49) Dra-Seven pokes at his own bleeding arm, obviously enthralled.
(17:38:31) Kit_Rowan: Obv you need to do it the Mizahar way.
(17:38:34) Kendall_Saarinen is not answering her Hadrian post like she planned to do
(17:38:43) Kit_Rowan: Get a summoning circle ready, find the astral coordinates.
(17:38:58) Victor_Lark: What. A. Procrastinator.
(17:39:12) Kendall_Saarinen: "Kendall, why were you late for our magic lesson?" "Ummmm... I was trying to summon my friend Julian..."
(17:39:19) Dra-Seven: Haha.

[Julian]

Sorry, I got lost in astral traffic on the way there. With all that rapture stuff going on, it was bu-SY!

[Mycroft]

(23:27:11) Sama'el: Katie, it was "buttery white leathers that whispered while she walked" and so of course Ethan showed up to the costume party wearing "squeaky white leathers that shouted obscenities about everyone's mother" or something.

[Stitch]

(02:45:49) Stitch punches Siiri in the face.
(02:45:52) Julian: Does anyone know where "create poll" is on this forum?
(02:45:58) Stitch: >/
(02:46:05) Kamalia_Timandre cuddles Stitchkins.
(02:46:06) Kamalia_Timandre: <3
(02:46:06) Edalene cuddles Stitch.
(02:46:10) Julian: STITCH.
(02:46:14) Julian: You told Gossamer we were DATING?
(02:46:22) Stitch: Yeah, I did!
(02:46:24) Edalene: ... You're dating CROW?
(02:46:26) Edalene: WHAT?
(02:46:28) Tempest: (whispers) Posted in the Dream thread.
(02:46:28) Julian: She BELIEVED you.
(02:46:29) Stitch: Yeah, we are!
(02:46:33) Edalene: ... What am I then?!
(02:46:37) Julian: She threatened me with harm if I broke your heart.
(02:46:41) Edalene runs off sobbing.
(02:46:46) Kamalia_Timandre: LOL
(02:46:53) Stitch: You better watch yourself, then!
(02:46:58) Stitch: And Eda
(02:47:00) Julian: We're not dating.
(02:47:02) Stitch: I am pretty sure you are dating Pao
(02:47:04) Julian: I think we've had like ONE conversation, man.
(02:47:08) Tempest: And so the inevitable wheel of our staged production begins XD
(02:47:09) Stitch: Three.
(02:47:13) Edalene: ... Shhhh! Don't tell people.
(02:47:15) Kamalia_Timandre: How about me? Who am I dating?
(02:47:16) Tempest: He keeps religious count
(02:47:20) Kamalia_Timandre: It's okay.
(02:47:21) Julian: Small talk doesn't count.
(02:47:28) Kamalia_Timandre: I'm always alone.
(02:47:31) Stitch: And in the first one
(02:47:31) Kamalia_Timandre wrists.
(02:47:35) Tempest:
(02:47:35) Stitch: I said we should have a relationship
(02:47:38) Stitch: And you said sure
(02:47:43) Stitch: Therefor
(02:47:44) Julian: Like, JOKING sure.
(02:47:45) Stitch: We are dating
(02:47:49) Julian: I don't date internet boys.
(02:47:58) Stitch: Wow. Ten seconds in and you are already breaking my heart.
(02:48:15) Vervin: How about internet men?
(02:48:15) Tempest: She's a cruel creature. Look at Julian for details
(02:48:21) Ethan: Stitch your hilarious.
(02:48:22) Julian: Hahahahaha men don't go on the internet.
(02:48:24) Vervin: Har har
(02:48:25) Julian: They play sports.
(02:48:31) Ethan: LOL
(02:48:34) Tempest: How unfortunate
(02:48:37) Stitch: I play Sports
(02:48:38) Kamalia_Timandre: LOL

[Julian]

(22:52:07) Siiri: man with weak nipples cannot lead
(22:52:11) Siiri: i mean weak will*