Chat Quotes: New and Improved

[Fela Meason]

My fur is much too coarse for it to be a decent rug, I'm safe.

[Tessa Poe]

(09:13:29) Bob_Barton: FOR IRONFORGEEE!!!
(09:13:44) Victor_Lark: FOR WINTERFELL
(09:13:47) Khaled: x.x
(09:13:57) Tessa_Poe: FOR SCOOOOONNNNEEESSS!
(09:14:02) Bob_Barton: Yes for Winterfell!
(09:14:12) Bob_Barton: Long live Victor. The king of the north!
(09:14:14) Victor_Lark: I am le hungry.
(09:14:16) Khaled: Oooh, that's a battlecry I can get behind SCOOONNNNESS! (and tea)
(09:14:20) Victor_Lark: Wait what?
(09:14:25) Bob_Barton: i want scones too T.T
(09:14:32) Victor_Lark: I want Whataburger.
(09:14:34) Khaled: y'know what, even better... SPOOOOOOOOON
!(09:14:44) Victor_Lark: Spoons are less tasty.
(09:14:53) Khaled: but more practical
(09:14:55) Tessa_Poe: And they tend to break your teeth when you try and eat them

[Vanator]

(11:58:14) Vanator: can we get a bell for Jen's neck?
(11:59:43) Caelum: Only if its attached to a shiny pink collar.
(12:00:11) Vanator: of course
(12:00:16) Vanator: with sparkles
(12:01:20) Caelum: Rhinestones.
(12:01:40) Caelum: Somebody in this forum's got a bedazzler. I just know it.
(12:02:02) Seodai snortgiggles.
(12:02:29) Vanator: sweet...that will be perfect. can someone put "Pwincess" on it in bubble letters?
(12:03:20) Caelum: We need to find someone artsy.
(12:03:25) Caelum: This really shouldn't be so hard.
(12:03:47) Vanator: oh lord we got artsy people here...so many girls in the 16-21 age range
(12:04:16) Vanator: bubble letters are their native written language isnt it?
(12:04:35) Caelum: I think so.
(12:04:43) Caelum: I'm too old to recall.

[Gossamer]

... how did I miss this? You are all so dead. SO DEAD.

[Kovac]

I told you...things are coming back on you!

[Talen Stirling]

For your information, Sitkanis the emo Ethaefal has gotten Captain Astrid, the leader of Denval pregnant. Much to Talen's dismay, since he's not a fan of the moody Ethaefal.

(23:24:44) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) Look, Talen is meeting pretty girls: http://www.mizahar.com/forums/post110893.html#p110893 Yay for him! Now, he ain't gonna go and get them KNOCKED UP though! I think..
(23:25:36) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) He should. Then Sitka and Talen's children can play together *evil cackle*
(23:26:14) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) Bah! Who'd let their kids near your emobrats! Imagine what kind of things they could pick up from weird otherworldly creatures.
(23:26:19) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen)
(23:26:47) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) They'd have to meet in secret. Also, Talen's child would in this case inevitably be a little konti girl. Imagine the drama!
(23:27:01) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) They will be beautiful Human/Inarta/Drykas babies!
(23:27:27) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) Sitka could have a daughter although he wants a son
(23:27:40) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) It will be Romeo and Juliet all over! With a boy.
(23:28:24) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) That would be interesting
(23:30:00) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) They could pick on each other! "I'm the child of an Ethaefal!" *kicks inferior Konti*
(23:30:18) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) You'd kick a sweet little blonde girl?
(23:30:39) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) Talen would decapitate you!
(23:30:59) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) Or just give your boy a thorough spanking. Probably the latter.
(23:31:22) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) Sitkanis doesn't really respect women... >_>
(23:31:34) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) Also, Talen's theoretical daughter would totally kill your possible son's ass! Her dad isn't a pantsy!
(23:31:41) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) kick*
(23:32:21) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) Haha, little Konti girl roughing up a little Inarta/Drykas boy
(23:32:32) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) With a training sword!
(23:32:38) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) It'll happen! Mark my words!
(23:33:51) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) That would be painfully adorable X3 Tell Eisi to have sex with Talen so we can do this XD
(23:34:00) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) *partially kidding*
(23:37:29) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) We should soo do it. Olol.
(23:37:59) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) It's going to be epic. A six-year plan in the making of Talen's little girl fighting Sitka's little boy.
(23:38:15) Talen_Stirling: (whispers to Kendall_Saarinen) Totally time to put this conversation into chat quotes, rofl.
(23:38:34) Kendall_Saarinen: (whispers) Haha, for sure!

[Cayenne]

(20:34:43) Verilian: I'm a dude playing a wind eagle kelvic who's pregnant and who's baby is wanted by a scary tentacle monster
(20:34:46) Seodai: I don't know why that amuses me.
(20:34:51) Talen_Stirling: That was something I did not want to know, honestly.
(20:35:16) Talen_Stirling: Yeah.. You're screwed V.
(20:35:24) Zandelia: when did i walk into japan??

*Cleans water out of the keyboard*

[Kikue]

me using a fake whisper xD

(14:53:54) Kikue: (whispers) Do you know what Audicity means? (fake whisper) (14:54:05) ChatBot: Avant_Garde logs into the Chat. (14:54:28) Cachet: (whispers) think it is a music editor program (14:54:32) Vanator: (whispers) the word itself or the software? (14:54:36) Chemar_Tisserand: (whispers) I do. (14:54:36) Aquila: (whispers) Absolutely no idea (14:54:48) Kikue: hhahaha xD (14:54:51) Chemar_Tisserand: (whispers) Why do you ask? (14:54:57) Vanator: (whispers) Audacity is an audio recording software (14:54:57) Innoxium: (whispers) nope, not off my head, but it is a program for the computer. (14:54:59) Kikue: fake whisper xD (14:55:05) Innoxium: LoL (14:55:08) Vanator: (whispers) oh you bastard (14:55:16) Chemar_Tisserand: ha (14:55:18) Aquila: I hate joo! (14:55:19) Vanator: Kik...I am so gonna kick your butt! (14:55:19) Chemar_Tisserand: (14:55:23) Aquila: (14:55:33) Tessa_Poe: (whispers) Audicity? Or Audacity?

[Yuralria]

(13:46:19) Gossamer: Lyka uses her
(13:46:23) Aaeesha: SHe is pretty.
(13:46:23) Serrif_Von_Chatlyn: yeah L'Kya is using her
(13:46:25) ChatBot: Bolden_Denusk logs into the Chat.
(13:46:27) Gossamer: or my god L'yka
(13:46:28) Aaeesha: She**
(13:46:32) Karis: oops,
(13:46:37) Gossamer: I forget the ' and chad gets huffy
(13:46:48) Aaeesha: xD
(13:46:50) Caelum: Protective, Jen. Protective.
(13:46:55) Caelum: Huffy is so negative.
(13:46:56) Gossamer: Huffy!
(13:46:59) Karis: Scratch her off then.
(13:47:02) Caelum: It makes me think of houses being blown down.
(13:47:03) Kikue: karis, that one is taken.
(13:47:04) Gossamer: Any guy that plays women as good as he does can indeed be dubbed huffy.

No idea if that's a compliment or an insult...

[Darian]

me using a fake whisper xD

(14:53:54) Kikue: (whispers) Do you know what Audicity means? (fake whisper) (14:54:05) ChatBot: Avant_Garde logs into the Chat. (14:54:28) Cachet: (whispers) think it is a music editor program (14:54:32) Vanator: (whispers) the word itself or the software? (14:54:36) Chemar_Tisserand: (whispers) I do. (14:54:36) Aquila: (whispers) Absolutely no idea (14:54:48) Kikue: hhahaha xD (14:54:51) Chemar_Tisserand: (whispers) Why do you ask? (14:54:57) Vanator: (whispers) Audacity is an audio recording software (14:54:57) Innoxium: (whispers) nope, not off my head, but it is a program for the computer. (14:54:59) Kikue: fake whisper xD (14:55:05) Innoxium: LoL (14:55:08) Vanator: (whispers) oh you bastard (14:55:16) Chemar_Tisserand: ha (14:55:18) Aquila: I hate joo! (14:55:19) Vanator: Kik...I am so gonna kick your butt! (14:55:19) Chemar_Tisserand: (14:55:23) Aquila: (14:55:33) Tessa_Poe: (whispers) Audicity? Or Audacity?

You are my hero. You made me laugh out loud for sure.