Chat Quotes: New and Improved

[Sheng Stormkrye]

(03:27:46) Zarek: My used to be long hair May it rest in peace...
(03:27:52) Miro: oh yeah you would easily the sexiest in the GMC
(03:28:03) Sheng_Stormkrye: LOL
(03:28:06) Miro: so sexy
(03:28:12) Rosabelle: Awww, wtf?! Why'd you cut it?
(03:28:31) Zarek: The DM said I had to cut it D;
(03:28:42) Sheng_Stormkrye: Dungeon Master?
(03:28:47) Miro: fail...
(03:28:47) Rosabelle: LOL
(03:28:48) Zarek: Lmao!
(03:28:57) Zarek: District manager, LMFAO! XD
(03:28:58) Zarek: Oh god
(03:29:01) Zarek: that killed me XD
(03:29:05) Miro: epic fail..you out did me in funniness

[Merenwen]

(11:28:53) Leviathan: what is with people in Sunberth and the urge to climb onto the top of buildings
(11:29:02) Avant_Garde: XD
(11:29:52) Leviathan: I think I'm gonna start making people slip and break legs/arms/necks
(11:29:59) Leviathan: unless they are pro climbers
(11:30:22) Secret: Make a building crumble
(11:30:31) ChatBot: Zachariah logs into the Chat.
(11:30:41) Avant_Garde: uhm.... i agree, because the last time i tried climbing a building, i broke my ankle in 3 places :3
(11:30:42) Emeric: Or put up those little spikes that deter pigeouns on all the buildings, but with diamond edge blades which slices off their hands.
(11:30:44) Zachariah: Hello.
(11:30:45) Secret: Ive always assumed Sunberth didnt have awesome architects/construction workers
(11:30:47) Leviathan: Good idea
(11:30:49) Markus_Andres: Have them fall through the roof
(11:30:51) Leviathan: they can fall through
(11:31:00) Leviathan: woah
(11:31:10) Avant_Garde: whoa?
(11:31:15) Avant_Garde: whoa what?
(11:31:24) Markus_Andres: And have a pissed off NPC get them
(11:31:32) Secret: Or a window open up and a lady with curlers in her hair hits them with a broom
(11:31:44) Avant_Garde: XD omg. hahahahaha
(11:31:48) Zachariah: lol, I love that image
(11:31:51) Zachariah: in my head
(11:32:07) Secret: Or someone throws the toilet bucket out the window at them
(11:32:18) Avant_Garde: ew!
(11:32:20) Zachariah: of an old lady with curlers chasing you down with half her makeup on and a broom ready to whack you with as if its a sword lol
(11:32:26) Emeric: or stereotypical italian new yorkers leaning out the windows screaming "Ehh youuu-a. Gettt-a, offff-a ma rooooooooooof-a."
(11:34:11) Leviathan:
(11:34:15) Leviathan: I'll make all of this happen
(11:34:17) Leviathan: at once
(11:34:21) Emeric: Do, do.
(11:34:28) Avant_Garde: at once. XD
(11:34:47) Leviathan: Get chased by an old lady, screamed at by an Italian, and then the roof falls in so you get pummels by an angry father of four
(11:35:16) Leviathan: and you get thrown out the window, as someone decides to dump out their chamberpot from the story above
(11:35:18) Emeric: and then charged by the local council for the roof repairs.
(11:35:30) Leviathan: and distrubing the peace
(11:35:35) Leviathan: it's totally night
(11:35:39) Emeric: you will not pass go, you will not collect 200 bucks
(11:35:41) Secret: And they lost a boot in the house
(11:35:45) Secret: So they only have one
(11:36:03) Emeric: Also they get the results from their test: positive. :/
(11:36:11) Emeric: Moral: NO CLIMBING.
(11:36:21) Zachariah: lol
(11:36:28) Avant_Garde: you guys are too funny... ><
(11:36:37) Avant_Garde: i'm lol'ing so hard right now.

[Talen Stirling]

Oh, just a short one.

(16:44:42) Secret: I feel Like that guy from Nacho Libre... I hate all the orphans... I hate all the orphans in the whole wide world

Gotta love him.

[Verilian]

(20:27:23) Verilian: then you'll just have to kill Myri to and become the new god of war
(20:27:25) Secret: Myri could throw a spear through me, my shield, my armor, and the tree behind me
(20:27:40) ChatBot: Cara logs out of the Chat.
(20:27:54) Trios: ahahahaha from a contenent away
(20:28:21) Secret: Change Myrians to Dimitrians?
(20:28:24) Nilkayn: and that tree would fall over and kill another 3 PC's or so
(20:28:28) Verilian: lmao, yes!(20:28:35) Nilkayn: rofl
(20:28:36) ChatBot: Denen_Brokensong logs into the Chat.
(20:28:41) Trios: Hahahaha
(20:28:49) Gossamer: ...

[Whisper]

(20:09:34) Whisper: remember Chesh is purple
(20:09:57) ChatBot: Ashen logs into the Chat.
(20:10:07) Zanril: Ashen.
(20:10:11) Zanril: Greetings.
(20:10:12) Whisper: This... I can tell is going to fail
(20:10:13) Ashen: Zanril.
(20:10:19) Luna_Keln: Wow sorry i am back lol
(20:10:20) Ashen: Greetings
(20:10:23) Whisper: Ashen and Aspen in the chat at the same time
(20:10:29) Zanril: You've been busy
(20:10:29) Aspen:
(20:10:33) Ashen:
(20:10:34) Aspen: Hai Ashen
(20:10:34) Whisper: Now I actually have to read the names
(20:10:38) Whisper: GAH
(20:10:43) Ashen: heyo!
(20:10:43) Aspen: heehee
(20:10:44) Zanril: AHH!!

[Kendall Saarinen]

Collected quotes from the Mean Girls convo...

(23:05:21) Seven_Xu: Hi, I'm Seven. And this is Kendall, he's almost too gay to function.

(23:08:52) Seven_Xu: You can't join the Icewatch, Kendall. That's social suicide.
(23:09:11) Kendall_Saarinen: I heard Victor Lark does horse commercials... in Kalea!

(23:09:56) Kendall_Saarinen: Once, Victor Lark punched me in the face... it was awesome.

(23:10:48) Tiki: I'm a pusher, Kendall...I push people. I pushed my husband into a divorce, and not I'm going to push you, Kendall, because you're better than this.

(23:13:21) Kendall_Saarinen: See? That's the thing with you GMCs. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Kay'lan Snowsong, for example, he broke up with Kendall and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Kendall, Seven? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl!

(23:18:57) Tiki: You got your freshmeat, bandit guys, preps, brawling jocks, Sahova nerds, Cool Vantha, magic jocks, Unfriendly ethaefal hotties, dhani who eat their feelings, pycon who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabe-archers, Burnout knights, Sexually active Sunberthians, [picture of the founder staff and their story tellers] the greatest people you will ever meet, [picture of the lones wolf kelvics] and the worst. Beware of plastics.

(23:20:25) Kendall_Saarinen: Seven, I'm sorry that I laughed at you when you got diarrhea at Syliran Booksellers.
(23:20:33) Kendall_Saarinen: And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it
(23:20:40) Kendall_Saarinen: and I'm sorry for repeating it now

(23:21:40) Risa_Moontide: *plays with Seven's hair* Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Kendall, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
(23:22:00) Kendall_Saarinen: Your hair looks sexy pushed back -_-

(23:24:50) Tiki: And did you know she cheats on Kendall? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing reimancy training, but really she's hooking up with Bob barton in the projection room above the blacksmith. And I never told anyone because... I was *such* a good friend.

(23:28:05) Seven_Xu: Victor, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed shyke. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.

(23:29:40) Kendall_Saarinen: The weird thing about hanging out with Seven was that I could hate him, and at the same time, I still wanted him to like me. Same with Victor: the meaner Seven was to him, the more Victor tried to win Seven back. He knew it was better to be in the GMC, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with the GMC was like being famous... people looked at you all the time and everybody just knew stuff about you.

(23:30:00) Tiki: Kendall: You know who's looking fine tonight? Priskil.
Gate: Okay, you did not just say that.
K: What? She's so so hot.
G: She's just gave you a gnosis.
K: Yeah, but she's gave me my first gnosis.
G: Right.
K: So, you have your gnosis, and then you have your first gnosis, and then you have your second gnosis...
G: No, honey, uh-uh.
K: That's not right, is it?
G: That is so not right.

[Fela Meason]

(01:42:08) Miro: THIS SUCKS
(01:42:25) Miro: flips a table
(01:42:31) Hakulo: Klondike
(01:42:46) Nilkayn: Chicken
(01:42:47) Sei: bars
(01:42:57) Fela_Meason: are
(01:43:06) Hakulo: no
(01:43:19) Nilkayn: way
(01:43:30) Hakulo: the
(01:43:37) Nilkayn: best
(01:43:45) Fela_Meason: treat
(01:43:46) Hakulo: in
(01:43:57) Nilkayn: a
(01:44:09) Tiki: wombat's
(01:44:10) Hakulo: cup
(01:44:22) Tiki: otherwise
(01:44:27) Fela_Meason: known
(01:44:35) Hakulo: as
(01:44:48) Fela_Meason: scarlet's
(01:44:56) Nilkayn: cheese
(01:45:04) Hakulo: brownies
(01:45:10) Nilkayn: with
(01:45:35) Hakulo: fig
(01:45:42) Sei: acrohyponthermia


(02:02:24) Zarek: Miro is a fat air candy who ate slimy rahael for brunch, with bigbird and juicy grapes in a prison cell that was on fire during a sex fire storm session.

[Nil'kayn]

We had like 3 other ones as well of those.

[Matthial]

TIKI IS BAWSS

(19:30:15) Nilkayn: Madness?
(19:30:21) Zanril: Madness!
(19:30:30) Matthial: THIS IS SPARTA!
(19:30:36) Zanril: REMIX
(19:30:37) Nilkayn: THIS IS MIZAHAR!*
(19:30:47) Sei: THIS IS LIFE!
(19:30:58) Risa_Moontide: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!?
(19:31:00) Miro: oookay
(19:31:00) Zanril: THIS IS SCRUMPTIOUS!
(19:31:10) Miro: nilk!
(19:31:13) Sei: BECAUSE WE CAN!
(19:31:25) Zanril: LEONIDAS TOLD ME TO
(19:31:25) Tiki: Did you hear the one aobut the caps spammers who got banned from chat?
(19:31:32) Zanril:
(19:31:35) Miro: what?
(19:31:36) Matthial:
(19:31:37) Risa_Moontide: I did not
(19:31:40) Sei: ??
(19:31:40) Miro: i havent?
(19:31:45) Risa_Moontide doesn't want to be banned
(19:31:51) Miro: WHATS A CAPS SPAMMER?
(19:31:53) Matthial: Buzz kill.
(19:31:55) Zanril: Tiki just kiled the party
(19:31:55) Sei quits yelling
(19:31:57) Matthial: :\
(19:32:09) Nilkayn doesn't think anyone will be banned
(19:32:12) Risa_Moontide: Tiki took a knife and stabbed teh party in teh heart
(19:32:20) Miro: hahaha, wow way to get a group of people to shut up
(19:32:21) Tiki: Sweet evil, it never ceases to amuse me...
(19:32:23) Miro: im impressed
(19:32:30) Miro: claps
(19:32:32) Zanril: Tiki is bawss

[Canali]

Beware Rabbit Kelvics!


(17:42:36) Tiki: ()()
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(17:42:43) Tiki: oh goodness I cut the bunny up
(17:42:51) Ashen: rofl
(17:42:54) Canali: HE'S EARCAPITATED!
(17:42:55) Miro: oh noes
(17:43:01) Canali gets the ducttape!
(17:43:02) Aidara: LOL
(17:43:07) Ashen: oh the humanity!
(17:43:10) Vidick: ?oriM gniog ti s'woH
(17:43:13) Aidara: I totally choked on my fried rice
(17:43:15) Tiki: What humanity? It's a rabbit.
(17:43:23) Ashen: ...
17:43:39) Ashen: oh the bunnanity?