Chat Quotes: I swear I didn't say that.

[Tsukiko]

(16:53:53) Balderdash: Man eating tapirs.
(16:54:03) Balderdash: Man eating butterflies.
(16:54:10) Tsukiko: XD
(16:54:17) Balderdash: Man eating tarp.
(16:54:23) Crystiin_Aithne: o.o
(16:54:31) Jashkataal: Hey
(16:54:41) Balderdash: Oh yes.
(16:54:43) Balderdash: It's real.

[Aider Silander]

(19:36:30) Aider_Silander: You should travel to Taloba. Its nice this time of year..
(19:36:36) Jorin_Ertihan: >.> whaaaat?
(19:37:03) Jorin_Ertihan: You mean the jungle with all the man-eating... everything?
(19:37:15) Aider_Silander: Yeah... You'll be fine.

Hehe what? I think he'll be just fine.

[Quint Caravel]

(23:38:49) Quint_Caravel: Ok, I need to start writing a solo thread. Someone suggest a Skill I can learn through practice without knowing any lore ahead of time.
(23:38:58) Wanda_Endust: Massage!
(23:39:00) Bolivar: dancing
(23:39:08) Pandaemus: Rhetoric
(23:39:19) Pandaemus: Is something Quint might need as a criminal.
(23:39:29) Wanda_Endust: Eh, maybe not massage
(23:39:33) Quint_Caravel: Those require 1) lore of anatomy 2) Lore of movement (and rhythm) and ... hmm, ok, I can do rhetoric
(23:39:44) Pandaemus: or Negotiation.
(23:39:50) Wanda_Endust: ^
(23:39:54) Pandaemus: both can be done at the same time
(23:40:34) Quint_Caravel: Panda, I don't want to know what dreams you have where girls learn to dance by massaging you.
(23:40:46) Orion_Michaels:
(23:41:02) Quint_Caravel: Oh, sorry!
(23:41:06) Wanda_Endust: uh
(23:41:14) Quint_Caravel: You mean rhetoric and negotiation can be learned together?
(23:41:34) Pandaemus: haha
(23:41:36) Crystiin_Aithne: Ha!
(23:41:37) Pandaemus: yes.
(23:41:54) Wanda_Endust: Oh, I sooo wanna quote that but I already quoted one thing today.
(23:41:58) Pandaemus: I don't need dreams for the former.
(23:42:05) Quint_Caravel: And... I'm not a criminal. I'm a humble dealer in spices.
(23:42:14) Orion_Michaels: Chat's feelin' saucy tonight.
(23:42:14) Pandaemus: Same thing.
(23:42:40) Pandaemus: Merchant and criminal are synonymous in Sunberth.

[Bolivar]

(01:29:35) Bolivar: http://95rockfm.com/best-voicema​il-giving-play-by-play-of-car-acc​ident/
(01:30:50) Bolivar: prepare to laugh a bit too much from that video
(01:33:50) Skeitha: Damn, wtf kinda town is this?
(01:34:12) Bolivar: the best
(01:34:21) Bolivar: grannies going more ham then a deli
(01:34:45) Euthisa: Tears are running down my face from the laughter!!!!!!!!
(01:34:50) Gale_McCenry: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(01:35:28) Gale_McCenry: OH GODS!! HAHAHAHA!!!
(01:35:50) Gale_McCenry: I think a tear ran down my leg, brb
(01:36:04) Euthisa: HAHAHAHAHA
(01:36:17) Daedalus_Dagwood: Epick
(01:39:14) Gale_McCenry: I can't breath, oh my gosh
(01:39:25) Euthisa: I know the feeling Gale!
(01:39:25) Gale_McCenry: You trying to kill me Boli?! Hahahaha!!
(01:39:35) Bolivar:
(01:39:52) Euthisa: Hubby has good stuffs *nods*
(01:43:25) Gale_McCenry: Oh my gosh, that's the funniest friggin thing I've ever heard
(01:43:38) Euthisa: Are you gonna be ok?
(01:43:39) Euthisa: Lol
(01:44:02) Gale_McCenry: I might have wet my pants but I'll be fine, thank you
(01:44:12) Euthisa: Lol good to know
(01:44:27) Daybreak: What did I miss
(01:45:40) Gale_McCenry: Post the link again!
(01:45:42) Gale_McCenry: Haha!
(01:46:10) Bolivar: @.@
(01:46:18) Bolivar: http://95rockfm.com/best-voicema​il-giving-play-by-play-of-car-acc​ident/
(01:49:18) Gale_McCenry: Oh my gosh that's too funny
(01:49:44) Bolivar: Be better if his boss called him back
(01:50:03) Bolivar: "Yo you wouldn't believe what happened. I just got beat up by four grannies"
(01:50:13) Gale_McCenry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
(01:50:47) Bolivar: "Oh what's this you left a voicemail? ... ... ... fired."
(01:50:56) Daedalus_Dagwood avoids clicking video link
(01:51:01) Gale_McCenry: stop it!
(01:51:06) Euthisa: Don't avoid it!!
(01:51:11) Gale_McCenry: I just changed my pants stop it!
(01:53:11) Gale_McCenry: Oh it hurts
(01:53:23) Bolivar: hmm
(01:53:34) Bolivar: this deserves the chat quotes...

[Zera]

(08:38:34) Zera: I wonder what writing Snake-Tongue would look like?
(08:38:42) Zera: First programming language of Miz?
(08:38:52) Marx_Eisenstahl: ...
(08:38:56) Marx_Eisenstahl: Damn you
(08:39:10) Marx_Eisenstahl: No, you cannot write in python...

[Gale Austin McCenry]

(16:09:17) ChatBot: Aider_Silander logs into the Chat.
(16:09:22) Aider_Silander: *Twerks in*
(16:09:36) Balderdash: ...
(16:09:41) Balderdash: Worst. Possible. First impression.

[Edreina]

(20:57:40) Gossamer: I like that
(20:57:52) Gossamer: bald then testicles

[Gossamer]

Completely taken out of context... it was an Autocorrect fail. Bald then tentacles!

[Ignotus Everto]

Trust me on this one, the context just makes it dirtier.

[Shiyami]

(21:15:01) Daedalus_Dagwood: Wrenmae of Mass destruction= WMD

Added EDIT:

What started as...
(23:33:00) Gale_McCenry: I don't believe so. If it does then Ricky and I need to redo his marriage thread.


Became...
(23:33:32) Shiyami: Gale and Ricky are getting married?
(23:33:39) Gale_McCenry: Oh my gosh, no
(23:33:50) Crystiin_Aithne: 8o
(23:33:50) Gale_McCenry: Gale was just at Ricky's wedd- Oh my gosh
(23:33:53) Daedalus_Dagwood: Their finally getting married *Sings song from aladdin*
(23:33:55) Crystiin_Aithne: What have I come back to?
(23:33:56) Daedalus_Dagwood: Hello all
(23:34:07) Gale_McCenry: Hahaha!