Day 40th Summer, 511 AV
It was morning again, nice and cool too, when Toan was finally about done putting on his shirt. Until right before he knew something was going to happen something grabbed his rib cage and pulled him to the ground, when he finally managed to release his head and arms from the entanglement of his now terribly wrinkled shirt he looked to see his teacher stood there with with a smirk and her hand on her hip. NOT GOOD. She smiled as she crept closer, "you don't need that shirt for today." She crawled her way to him in a sexy type manner, which was really creeping Toan out. "In fact today is going to be a very special lesson, one that will very very...." She crept close until her face was close to his, whispering so quiet even the walls couldn't hear. "Special." Okay, reeeeeeeaaaaally creepy. He tried to joke to make this horrifying situation a little better, even though it didn't seem at all possible. "What?!? Seduction?" He smirk turned to her angry frown in a heartbeat; his plan had worked! Immediately her left hand went for a good smack upside the head, but he caught it quick!
"Ho! Lesson learned from last time!" However an unexpected right hand had landed smack dab on the right side of his face, blowing out his deaf perception and sending every feeling in his right head straight to the left. "NO YOU DUMBASS! IT'S CALLED ACTING!!!! HAVEN'T YOU EVEN HEARD OF IT MORON!!!! I SWEAR YOUR SO STUPID!!!!" I swear what did I ever do to deserve...this.... His mind was in fact far beyond dazed, any damage to his brain was now officially forever done. His mind grew less foggy as his vision had cleared a bit, he could still see the angry fire in her eyes. "Oh, right! Acting, that was all an act you were doing. I should've known, but I must say that did look like you were-" "THAT I WAS LITERALLY SEDUCING YOU?!? I'M IN MY FORTIES AND YOU'RE IN YOUR TWENTIES!! THERE WOULD NO WAY I'D GO NEAR SOMEONE YOUNG LIKE YOU!!!" "Well I-I was just sayin that- your still in your prime and all!" Her fist raised up as she pulled his head by his hair, her fury ready to wail on him. "WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I COULDN'T"T EVEN REALLY TELL YOUR AROUND THAT AGE!" Her face then lost it's spiteful look as her grip and demonic fist loosened. She seemed confused, but was she? Or was she still acting?
"I'm serious! A woman like you looks...young and vibrant! Full and virtuous!" Is it working? Have I worked my way out from feeling her fist of judgement? Her face then went to a happy smile, though Toan felt she was still acting, as all trace of the evil wicked witch had disappeared from her. "Why thaaank you Toan!" Her what would've been deadly painful punch turned into a painful burning slap across his face. "I'm sure that comment isn't rightfully true but thanks anyway!!" Yea, your welcome you evil heathen reject. He tried not to show any sign of that existing on his face, by smiling and pulling an act of his own. "Your welcome!!!" He tried not to sound too cheery about the fact that he avoided a major pummel to the face, as she finally got up and pulled out some horrifying clothes. Tattered and nasty, dirty down to the very last thread. Surely this wasn't part of his lesson. Please Ionu, DON'T TORTURE ME NOW!!!!
"Today is about acting and disguise, sure you dress as a..." She cleared her throat before going on, "gentleman." "What?!? Now hold on I'm a very good gentleman!" "DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING!!" Toan's face dropped, as she gave a smirk and continued. "But today your going to dirty yourself up, mess up that hairdo of yours, and dress as a beggar. Act poor and beg for some money and you'll be ready for the future." "But I like my hai-" "NO ifs or buts in this. If you want to be a thief you'll learn how to act. Best way to start is by acting poor, and you got to wear the disguise to look the part." Without another word and a serious pout, Toan grabbed his would be beggar disguise and changed while his teacher was searching her bag for something. When she turned around she only said one thing. "Close your eyes!" When Toan looked up his expression was the what? type. Only to meet with dirt being thrown at him, meeting his eyes and mouth. He refrained from breathing in has he spat out what dirt he could and rubbed his eyes, he could've sworn she was dancing around him while sprinkling dirt over his hair and body.
When she finally started ruffling his hair up he finally managed to clear his eyes and remove what taste of evil grittiness was in his mouth, only to find that he faced a mirror and seen a person he hardly would recognize as himself. "Good, you look like you could play the part. Now let's see you play it!" She dragged him out of the door and onto the streets before he could react. "Now just sit here for a few hours and keep begging for money or food." "I'm not hungry though..." She eyed him with an evil grin, "you will be Toan. You will be..."
An hour later and she was right, the hunger came around and he was left sitting on the same street not too far from their place. "Food...coin....please?" He hated sounding so pathetic, so hungry and poor. If the option had still existed he would've been able to purchase food or get something to eat back at home, but his coin bag was left there and the door was locked. Now he really had to pull this off, really had to act for someone to come along and hopefully believe that he was a poor desperate beggar wanting food. |