[Akalak Pride] Edified Dual-Natured Meatheads

by **Nythis Drawne** on September 5th, 2015, 7:00 pm

The Akalak theme song:

The song is titled "How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful" and features someone in a dance with themselves.

I found this more amusing than I should have :lol:

by **Imass** on February 24th, 2016, 5:50 pm

It's been awhile since I popped my head in here!!!

AKALAK PRIDE!!! Yeeah Yeeeeeeee!!!

*flexes*

New rule for thread:
If you see a one armed Chatakwe trying to out flex us, kick him out of here. No hesitations, trust me

by **Khemkhaengawut** on February 24th, 2016, 6:55 pm

Hahahah, look at all these inferior-born.

You can be blue, but the true beefheads are red - Chaktawe > Akalak.

Check these veins, bro~

*flexes*

by **Imass** on February 24th, 2016, 8:20 pm

Bahahaha delusional red man.

I won't kick you out just yet before I explain to everyone the truth. So you see Chaktawe are built with barrel chests and smaller bone density.

Sure they can try to immitate our pure blooded physiques with imitation syntheol injections and volume training, But when it comes down to it Chaktwe will always Fall short.

*golf claps* congrats you succeeded in being an Akalak mannequin

*slow flexes*