[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Switch** on December 2nd, 2014, 7:39 pm

Awesome explosions yay!

You get yer euro... It's trashy looks cheap, and totally is fake... Interpol arrests you on charges of conspiracy and you get sentenced to some crazy prison cell where you die from a weird flesh eating disease you got from your wished euro...

I wish I stopped killing people in this game... It's quite sad.

by **Aventis** on December 2nd, 2014, 8:01 pm

Granted. But now you don't know what to do with Ball.

I wish for a big hug from a pretty girl c:

by **Skeldarkron** on December 3rd, 2014, 6:32 am

Granted, but then she turns into a flesh-eating alien and devours you.

I wish my temporary Celtic tattoos were permanent.

by **Raus** on December 6th, 2014, 7:46 am

They are! But they spell out some nasty words in celtic that suddenly everybody can read and judge you for.

I wish for a good sonic game to be made again

by **Aventis** on December 6th, 2014, 1:23 pm

A good Sonic game? In the twenty first century? No one can grant that wish.

I wish for a smile

by **Raus** on December 6th, 2014, 7:19 pm

We had sonic colours and generations T__T they were good.

You get a smile.. the sick smile of a serial killer as he slices your troath open.

I wish for gold. about 40 kg of it and that it doesn't fall on my person or break my skull.

by **Yuri Lehrer** on December 7th, 2014, 12:16 am

Very well, you are granted your 40 kilo's of gold, but when you go to trade it for money, you find out it is FOOLS GOLD. :3

I wish I had a super power (Of your choice).

by **Gale Austin McCenry** on December 7th, 2014, 5:20 am

Congratulations! You are now able to turn into a tree whenever your help is needed, rendering yourself completely useless unless for some reasons someone needs to borrow a tree branch or a few leaves.

Or cut you down and kill you for wood. That would work as well.

I wish for a decent school picture! They are all so ugly! D:

by **Raus** on December 11th, 2014, 9:46 pm

you do get a half decent school picture. Unfortunally you get hit by a bus afterwards and your entire face is messed up so bad even your mother doesn't recognize you anymore. Leaving you to live a life as a freak

I wish for the ability to keep my surroundings at a comfortable temperature for me whenever I want.

by **Aventis** on December 11th, 2014, 10:34 pm

Can you say "Global warming is real"? Raus can.

I wish for a cooler name.